As you may have heard, a Manhattan judge sentenced Kenneth Starr to 7.5 years in prison yesterday, for his $33 million scam that took money out of the hands of Uma Thurman, Al Pacino and Carly Simon, among others. Starr told the court that he “can’t believe what he did,” saying that he “lost” his moral compass. US District Court Judge Shira Scheindlin agreed, and went so far as to pinpoint the moment Starr lost his compass– the second he laid his eyes on the assets pictured at left.

“He seemed to have lost his moral compass partly as a result of infatuation with his young fourth wife,” Scheindlin said.

That wife being Diane Passage, the former Scores stripper who’s now twice taken the heat for messing with Starr’s “compass” (according to the criminal complaint, “Starr’s behavior outside the office also turned erratic after taking up with Passage in 2005. He began to forsake his own counsel about modest appearances, spending more than $400,000 on jewelry from Jacob & Co in several months”). Where was Passage when her man was getting sentence? “Front and center in a body-hugging skirt that left little to the imagination. Her cleavage was so generous, she used it to tuck in her sunglasses.”

Celeb Ponzi schemer Kenneth Starr sentenced to 7 1/2 years in prison [NYP]

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  1. Posted by Vagine_Licker | March 3, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    Can I lick her vagine?

  2. Posted by guest | March 3, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    Women!

  3. Posted by Maui Jim | March 3, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    She’s my kind of woman!

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    Jewish stripper ?

  5. Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    She has awesome tits

  6. Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    How many strippers have you seen *without* a good rack??

  7. Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    How many strippers have you seen *without* a good rack??

  8. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | March 3, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    Despite the conviction and subsequent jail time….Winning.

  9. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | March 3, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    Despite the conviction and subsequent jail time….Winning.

  10. Posted by Guest | March 3, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    Women are the fucking rake

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    Women are the fucking rake

  12. Posted by Guest | March 3, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    Women are the fucking rake

  13. Posted by Alex Presidio | March 3, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    more than I care to share… Winning?

  14. Posted by Alex Presidio | March 3, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    more than I care to share… Winning?

  15. Posted by Alex Presidio | March 3, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    more than I care to share… Winning?

  16. Posted by ThickCandyShell | March 3, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Um, I can pretty much pinpoint where he lost his moral compass too, along with some spare change, the TV remote, and his car keys.

  17. Posted by ThickCandyShell | March 3, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Um, I can pretty much pinpoint where he lost his moral compass too, along with some spare change, the TV remote, and his car keys.

  18. Posted by ThickCandyShell | March 3, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    Um, I can pretty much pinpoint where he lost his moral compass too, along with some spare change, the TV remote, and his car keys.

  19. Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    Plenty, Rick’s Cabaret has many strippers that look like Stuart Scott did their boob job.

    http://isportacus.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/nib-stuart-r_article_large.jpg

  20. Posted by Savage Platypus | March 3, 2011 at 6:31 PM

    WHINING!

  21. Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | March 3, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    My moral compass is now pointing North.

  22. Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | March 3, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    My moral compass is now pointing North.

  23. Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    second that – one had a scar that made her nipples look like they were crying

  24. Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    second that – one had a scar that made her nipples look like they were crying

  25. Posted by Spanishmoon | March 3, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    “That will put the wood back in the old gavel” –

    Justice Clarence Thomas

  26. Posted by Spanishmoon | March 3, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    “That will put the wood back in the old gavel” –

    Justice Clarence Thomas

  27. Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    Point taken…

  28. Posted by CEO of Hedge Fund | March 3, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    I am the CEO of a hedge fund. What is a “moral compass”?

  29. Posted by Guest | March 3, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    $400,000 over several months…. As long as they were pre-tax dollars, I’m okay with it.

  30. Posted by Yht | March 4, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    “He seemed to have lost his moral compass partly as a result of infatuation with his young fourth wife,” Scheindlin said.

    Bahahaha! She’s too old to even do MILF porn.

  31. Posted by Ergjb | March 7, 2011 at 11:39 AM

    I wouldn’t pork her with Erin Burnett’s dick

  32. Posted by Miranda C | March 8, 2011 at 3:42 AM

    when when some of the older men ever learn?? Its been going on for years and years that younger women want their money and they act stupid and don’t relaize this because they just have to have a younger woman. its like when they see a pretty girl, they lose their brain. Do these men not realize that the girl only wants their money in cases like this? most wive’s do not expect their husbands to spend beyong their means. maybe these men need to be less superficial and see beauty from the inside in all ages of women and they would not have this problem.

  33. Posted by SelfGratified | March 8, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    If more men would just stop upon seeing some attractive woman, and masturbate, then look at them again after the self-induces orgasm maybe both their eyesight and ability to make rational decisions regarding them might improve.

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