As most of civilized society knows, it’s considered pretty classless to mistreat waiters or waitresses, and a pretty fool-proof indication of your character. In fact, there’s only one acceptable way to act like an insufferable prick to a person waiting on you, and that’s beginning a meal by whipping out a stack of singles and telling the server, “Let’s establish something. You are, I assume, expecting a tip? This pile of one dollar bills represents your potential tip. Every time you please me, you’ll see the pile grow. However, if I am unsatisfied– if you are slow, mouthy, or sneeze into your hands– you’ll notice the pile shrinking. Alright? Good luck.” This was not how a young Bill Gross went about things, based on an anecdote he recounts in his latest letter to investors called “The Day When I Gave the Waitress a Negative Tip.” Continue reading »
Archive for March 2011
Warren Buffett, CNBC Anchors Engage In Enlightening Discussion About Their Underwear Preferences
By Bess LevinRelated, according to The Oracle, Berkshire Hathaway-owned Fruit of the Loom’s motto is “We cover the asses of the masses.” Continue reading »
Raj Rajaratnam Did Not Appreciate Having An Employee Question His Goldman Inside Information
By Bess Levin
As we learned yesterday, some of the material, non-public information Raj Rajaratnam has been accusing of profiting on came from former Goldman Sachs board member Rajat Gupta. In one particular instance, Gupta participated in a conference call with Lloyd Blankfein, who discussed specifics re: upcoming earnings, and dialed up Rajaratnam 23 seconds later to furnish his pal with exact numbers. As he was getting his information almost directly from the horse’s mouth, you can imagine his patience was tested when a Galleon analyst questioned its accuracy. Continue reading »
And yet, no mention of the bar car. Suspect. Continue reading »
HBO has announced the Entourage creator Doug Ellin will produce a new ensemble show featuring four 40 year-old friends living in New York. Among them: “a rich metrosexual,” “a ripped personal trainer,” “a schlumpy neurotic married guy” and a former Bear Stearns exec who made $2 million a year and has now been out of work for almost 12 months, played by Ed Burns. Jimmy Cayne has presumably been asked to consult on the project, but if anyone else has some tips for Burns on how to make this character as real a possible, please share them at this time. [Deadline]
Warren Buffett to CNBC: ‘Elephants’ Hard to Find, Let ‘Zebra’ Get Away (CNBC)
Appearing live from Omaha on CNBC’s Squawk Box this morning, Buffett told Becky Quick he doesn’t have any “high probability” deals in the works now. While he’s not necessarily scared away by higher stock prices, they do make it harder to find a deal now than two years ago. Buffett said that of the 50 or so large companies that qualify as “elephants,” we would not want to pay a 20 percent premium for most of them. He also pointed out its easier to buy private companies. He doesn’t rule out an international acquisition, but said a purchase in the United States is more likely. Buffett also revealed to Becky that Berkshire had an “iron in the fire” within the last few days, but lost out to another buyer. Was it an “elephant” on the scale of Burlington Northern Santa Fe? No, said Buffett, more like a “zebra.”
Warren Buffett Sees Uneven Recovery (Reuters)
Buffett said that despite his “enormous respect” for the efforts of Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke to move the economy forward, more stimulus is not the answer now. “In the end, I don’t think we need more of that,” Buffett said in an interview on CNBC. Buffett said improvements in the business environment is likely in future months to be reflected by a decline in the unemployment rate, likely to the low 7 percent range by the November 2012 elections from 9 percent now. Activity is “probably closer to inching in most businesses” at Berkshire and in much of the economy, while others are “moving forward” and others are “stuck,” Buffett said.
Muni-Default Estimate: $100 Billion (WSJ)
The report, by David Nowakowski and Prajakta Bhide at Roubini Global Economics and released to clients Monday, says state and local debt problems aren’t “systemic” in nature, nor will they “infect the financial system.” Most of the defaults will occur among special government projects and revenue-generating entities that aren’t considered viable, it says. “Defaults will continue to be isolated events.”
Berkshire Hathaway’s NetJets Orders Up to 120 Bombardier Business Jets (Bloomberg)
The agreement, worth more than $6.7 billion at list prices, comprises 50 firm orders and 70 options, according to a statement carried today by Business Wire. It didn’t say how much Columbus, Ohio-based NetJets would pay for the aircraft, which will be delivered starting in the fourth quarter of 2012.
Harvard Cubs With $43 Billion Dwarf Their Former Endowment Home (Bloomberg)
Adage Capital Management LP, Charlesbank Capital Partners LLC, Convexity Capital Management LP, Highfields Capital Management LP and Regiment Capital Advisors LLC are all Boston- based investment firms run by former endowment managers at Harvard University. Since leaving the world’s richest school, in Cambridge, Massachusetts, they have climbed into the top ranks of hedge funds and private equity. Altogether the firms oversee more than $43 billion, exceeding Harvard’s $27.6 billion fund. All have beaten their investment benchmarks since inception.
Threezy Does It For Charlie Sheen (NYP)
Sheen’s “goddesses” yesterday gave The Post an exclusive look into their steamy triple-decker sex life — disclosing they all sleep together in one big bed, where they take turns in the middle…Asked if they have sex together, Rachel Oberlin purred, “We do whatever Charlie wants us to do. This is the type of lifestyle I’ve always wanted, and I’m thrilled with it.” Natalie Kenly cooed, “Our bed is big enough for all three of us, and we take turns sleeping in the middle.” She did note that there’s a second bed in the room so, “if someone’s really tired, there’s always a place for them to sleep in peace.” Continue reading »
$$$ Buffett’s Trust in Goldman Sachs Betrayed by Leak, SEC Says [Bloomberg]
$$$ Rajat Gupta: Bigger Than Madoff? [NetNet]
$$$ Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway? [Guardian] Continue reading »
Munib Islam, Head of European equities, is rumored to have given notice. [Earlier]
Poll Results Indicates 75% Of Wall Street Lies And/Or Jokes Around At Least Half The Time
By Bess LevinOr maybe the people who said they’d take ten to fifty percent pay cuts in exchange for a ‘dream’ gig in the financial services industry were being serious? Continue reading »

