You guys want to hang onto your clients? Get video production on the horn and find an empty parking garage ASAP (turn your volume down, this one’s on auto-play).


Ball’s in your court, guys.

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  1. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | March 9, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Every time I hear of Gundlach I think of that poor guy in Seven. You know, the guy in the bdsm brothel.

  2. Posted by Anonymous | March 9, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    when do they whip out their cocks and start blowing each other?

  3. Posted by Anonymous | March 9, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    when do they whip out their cocks and start blowing each other?

  4. Posted by Anonymous | March 9, 2011 at 4:04 PM

    when do they whip out their cocks and start blowing each other?

  5. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | March 9, 2011 at 4:10 PM

    “when”?

  6. Posted by Guest | March 9, 2011 at 4:13 PM

    Love Gym Enthusiast’s “Fuck my life” face in the screen cap.

    And so much more effective than standing outside the building in a chicken suit, holding a “Free Financial Advice” sign.

  7. Posted by Crr87 | March 9, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    One guy’s name is ‘stuart liddle’ – I wonder if he likes cheese?

  8. Posted by Anonymous | March 9, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Yes, when did you get on your knees and blow them?

  9. Posted by Anonymous | March 9, 2011 at 4:19 PM

    Yes, when did you get on your knees and blow them?

  10. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | March 9, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    I lost my legs in the war, asshole.

  11. Posted by ReturnFreeRisk | March 9, 2011 at 4:31 PM

    Well that, fortunately, makes doing so easy.

    “I have no legs……”

  12. Posted by Useless Team Member Identifier | March 9, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    Specialist Subjects: ….Presentations

    Other than that I have no concerns.

  13. Posted by NakedShort | March 9, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    Sounds hot stud. I could go for some good intercrural sex right now :)

    -Alexander the Great

  14. Posted by The Douchelantes | March 9, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    “Clevon has 2 years in fixed income. He completely avoided global financial meltdown. His presentation comparing the collapse of the Beanie Baby market to Cabbage Patch dolls is the most respected work on the subject. When not comforting horses, he collects giant foam cowboy hats and is a talented men’s riding chaps inseam designer. He collaborated on a synthetic follicle particulate spray for men with testicular propecia……”

  15. Posted by ThickCandyShell | March 9, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    Also, 3rd guy: “Years in Bond markets: 1″

  16. Posted by Roger Ebert | March 9, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    Bess, that’s no parking garage, that’s the backup to the backup trading floor for JT Marlin and I’m betting Keith Richards and the rest of the M&G team are going to need it in the not too distant future.

  17. Posted by Douche TIPSter | March 9, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Would have been a shorter video if they didn’t use the same “let’s stop walking and chat” and “Cam 02″ shots before introducing every wannabe junior rainmaker.

    IMO, their earlier work was better, before the joined up with a studio.

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