Lynn Tilton, whose office at the $8 billion Patriarch Partners is decorated with whips, handcuffs, and a portrait of her “stretched across the hood of a black Mercedes,” sports five-inch stilettos on the job should she need to stick something up someone’s ass, only “strips and flips men, not companies,” and once sent a Christmas card to customers that featured a stuffed tiger and her in lingerie and fuck-me boots, brandishing whip, will star in Divas of Distressed. Because dreams really do come true. Here’s a peak at what’s in store.
In this preview, Tilton, whose daughter/assistant Carly is also featured, notes that “women rule the world” and tells a worker in a company she’s invested, “no pussies in my mill.” We’ll be recapping every episode.
Definitely lights OFF!
As soon as my balls descend back into my sack, I’ll make a comment.
“All right Mr. De Mille, but she’ll never be ready for a close-up”
Watching her walk, I expected to see her scampering up a tree to grab fruit at some point. My goodness.
With the text-on-screen background info, that preview is a lot like the ones they do on Intervention. Except in this one the meth-addicted prostitute isn’t jerk material.
With the text-on-screen background info, that preview is a lot like the ones they do on Intervention. Except in this one the meth-addicted prostitute isn’t jerk material.
Snooky + CFA = Lynn Tilton
Did she go to Columbia?
This show won’t carry my interest
Wait til you see her fight that chick from the Chicopee Denny’s.
Wait til you see her fight that chick from the Chicopee Denny’s.
Cougar attack!
Hisssssss!!!!!!
In the season finale the mill harvests those tree trunks Lynn Tilton calls legs.
Good god who are her LPs, The Gimp from Pulp Fiction and The Machine from 8mm?
“You are the princess, descending the staircase”
Michael Kevin Lallana lined up to provide the Vitamin S for her daily green shake.
The notion that this jabba-the-bitch wouldn’t send all of these no-name mill workers to her wholly-owned slaughterhouse down the street in the name of expanding her fixed cost coverage ratio — let alone give her contact information to a solitaire-playing secretary — is the most farcical thing I’ve heard YTD.
- Guy who is not fooled
TGFD here.
I kept wondering, is she a man or WTF?
I could make it through only about 1/3 of the clip. Very distasteful. Besides, the sound was about 5 seconds ahead of the video. Didn’t she review the f*king thing before it went out.
It’s no damn wonder that TGFD and every other MainStreeter hate wall street.
The Guy from Delaware
(back for only a very brief visit to let you all know that TGFD ain’t fucking ded yet)
TGFD here.
I kept wondering, is she a man or WTF?
I could make it through only about 1/3 of the clip. Very distasteful. Besides, the sound was about 5 seconds ahead of the video. Didn’t she review the f*king thing before it went out.
It’s no damn wonder that TGFD and every other MainStreeter hate wall street.
The Guy from Delaware
(back for only a very brief visit to let you all know that TGFD ain’t fucking ded yet)
did she say it was her job to be the “lady of light and salvation?” or did she say the “lady that fights for domination?”
did she say it was her job to be the “lady of light and salvation?” or did she say the “lady that fights for domination?”
Page 127 of Margin of Safety: “good value investors often have cameras following them around making shows about them”
I hope she buys whatever business you are in next.
I hope she buys whatever business you are in next.
So she fires former Patriarch President for appearing on Real Housewives of NYC (that tawdry show), and now gets her own show. Can’t beat em, join em. http://nyp.st/5CHnh9
So she fires former Patriarch President for appearing on Real Housewives of NYC (that tawdry show), and now gets her own show. Can’t beat em, join em. http://nyp.st/5CHnh9
Thanks TGFD, it’s posts like that that made just EVERYONE wondering where you were??? Btw, ru gay?
Thanks TGFD, it’s posts like that that made just EVERYONE wondering where you were??? Btw, ru gay?
either this woman is a genius or insane or both??? she def has a screw loose…
one team, one vision, one passion?
Sign me up!
– Austro-German investor.
I think she needs to revive the pony express next.
Were her nibs showing? Gross.
It disappoints me to learn that her managing director is not attired like Gene Simmons on stage
It disappoints me to learn that her managing director is not attired like Gene Simmons on stage
She resembles Mark Teixeira in drag
I loved her in the Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls” video.
I loved her in the Crue’s “Girls, Girls, Girls” video.
Patriarch Partners is private………unlike Lynn. Has anyone examined their books? What independent proof do we have that she has been successful in turning these companies around? Does she deploy $6 billion or $8 billion, or is that subject to rounding? How about the number of employees she has- is it 10,000 or 250,000, the number often tossed around. How about the credit ratings of her funds- why doesn’t she reveal that information?
Isn’t time that Lynn reveal as much about her portfolio as she does her cleavage?
Her and her #2 guy, Giliotti, will be visiting Bernie Madoff in the big house this summer. BoA must be pissed that she milked them out of $8 billion……what a Ponzi Scheme