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SEC Charges Money Manager With Fraud, Insults His Taste In Art

One criticism of the Securities and Exchange Commission is that after having done not such a “great” job as a regulator over the past decade or so, it’s been going after small time, easily nailed crooks in order to justify its existence. Five, ten, fifty million dollar Ponzi schemes and the like that sound nice for the SEC to say have been taken down but have basically no impact on the global financial market whether they live or die. Along the way the Commission has started to get its confidence back. And then some.

Take the case of John Scott Clark. The SEC charged him yesterday with running a $47 million Ponzi scheme from March 2006 to last September, raising $15 million from three hedge fund managers during the last month of his scam after promising them 80 percent returns. Normally the agency wouldn’t comment on much more than the nature of the crime and the charges. In this case, though, now that they’ve put their small time sheriff pants on, a spokesman elaborated.

“He’s what we would call ‘shiny,’” said the SEC’s Thomas Melton. “He looks like a salesman. You might buy a snowmobile from him.”

Would you now? And tell us about what he JSC spent his ill-gotten gains on, Tom.

Melton said Monday all that’s left of the haul is about $4 million in cash, plus Clark’s collection of fancy cars, expensive furniture, a snowmobile, a $25,000 home theater system, and “bad art.”

Did Melton add, with pride, that once he got Clark in his office, he told him: “I don’t like your jerk-off name. I don’t like your jerk-off face. I don’t like your jerk-off behavior, and I don’t like you, jerk-off”? Likely.

Ponzi Scheme Hits Mystery Hedge Funds [MW]

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22 Responses to “SEC Charges Money Manager With Fraud, Insults His Taste In Art”

  1. Anon says:

    In other news, Christie’s announced an upcoming auction of works by Damien Hirst.

  2. Guestofaguest says:

    25K Home theater system? Baller.

    – UBS MD

  3. Anonymous says:

    Huge slam on snow mobile salesmen, out of nowhere? What gives?

  4. Confused Commenter says:

    Furiously jerking off to jerk-off faced Mexican coke sharks in formaldehyde?

  5. Malibu Police Chief says:

    Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don’t draw shit, Levin.

  6. Phil_Falcone says:

    Phew. Dodged another one, I was just writing the check.

  7. Spanishmoon says:

    I guess the midget porn site now re-directs all SEC personnel to “artappreciation.com”

    Change we can believe in!

  8. Spanishmoon says:

    I guess the midget porn site now re-directs all SEC personnel to “artappreciation.com”

    Change we can believe in!

  9. Edwards61 says:

    an asshole is an asshole.. fry him.

  10. Edwards61 says:

    an asshole is an asshole.. fry him.

  11. guest says:

    Maybe the last snowmobile salesman he saw was decked out in hermes

  12. Guest says:

    “One criticism of the Securities and Exchange Commission is that after having done not such a “great” job as a regulator over the past decade or so, it’s been going after small time, easily nailed crooks in order to justify its existence.”

    So, when the SEC fails to catch a fraud before it become a billion-dollar fraud, it’s a failure, but when it catches a fraud before it becomes a billion-dollar fraud, it’s “going after small time crooks”? So ideally, the SEC should wait until frauds get to the billion-dollar level before stopping them, am I reading that right?

  13. Guest says:

    “One criticism of the Securities and Exchange Commission is that after having done not such a “great” job as a regulator over the past decade or so, it’s been going after small time, easily nailed crooks in order to justify its existence.”

    So, when the SEC fails to catch a fraud before it become a billion-dollar fraud, it’s a failure, but when it catches a fraud before it becomes a billion-dollar fraud, it’s “going after small time crooks”? So ideally, the SEC should wait until frauds get to the billion-dollar level before stopping them, am I reading that right?

  14. guest says:

    The real story seems to be how easily it is to take millions off hedge fund managers. I bet these guys send money to the “African princes” that spam them.

  15. pongo1 says:

    Is this kind of petty commentary suppose to detract from the fact that the hedge fund industry is corrupt, criminal, and fascist?

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