• 07 Mar 2011 at 4:30 PM

Ten People You “Absolutely Have To Make Your Allies On Wall Street”

By Bess Levin

According to John Carney and his colleague Ash Bennington, the career-making individuals you must get close to include:

* The IT guys

* Maitre d’s

* Your boss’s spouse

* Executive assistants

* “The guy with the doctor who isn’t afraid to prescribe pills.”

10 People You Want On Your Side On Wall Street

Comments (23)

  1. 1
    Posted by Anonymous | March 7, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    11) the tribe

  2. 2
    Posted by Guestalicious | March 7, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    Other than the multiple references to Facebook this post was written for Wall Street circa 1982. On another note, that Cadie Thompson has a little naughty going on. Very nice Carney. Very nice.

  3. 3
    Posted by Guestalicious | March 7, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    Other than the multiple references to Facebook this post was written for Wall Street circa 1982. On another note, that Cadie Thompson has a little naughty going on. Very nice Carney. Very nice.

  4. 4
    Posted by Guest | March 7, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    She looks more than a little chunky.

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | March 7, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    She looks more than a little chunky.

  6. 6
    Posted by Savage Manatee | March 7, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    ummmmm…….Bess Levin.

    Other than that, I have no concerns.

  7. 7
    Posted by Savage Manatee | March 7, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    ummmmm…….Bess Levin.

    Other than that, I have no concerns.

  8. 8
    Posted by Savage Manatee | March 7, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    ummmmm…….Bess Levin.

    Other than that, I have no concerns.

  9. 9
    Posted by Guest | March 7, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    only one you need.

  10. 10
    Posted by A.F. Guest, III | March 7, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    11. Charlie Gasparino. Get on his wrong side, and he’ll crucify you to the world!

  11. 11
    Posted by Two A-Holes make a comment | March 7, 2011 at 10:08 PM

    I had an oxycontin fueled three-way last week with my bosses’ wife and his executive assistant on a table at Masa. My buddy @ Facebook ((employee #9) is supposed to be pulling down the pictures so I don’t get fired.

  12. 12
    Posted by I see your angle here | March 7, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    So, to summarize the article: “Be nice to the little people!” by John Carney, little person

  13. 13
    Posted by Guest | March 7, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    Yeah, we remember the event, it looked like a small hopped up beaver hooking up with two whales. Oh and you need to learn to leave a better tip when you expect us to clean up that mess…

    Masa Maitre D

  14. 14
    Posted by Anonymous | March 7, 2011 at 11:00 PM

    The Lollipop Guild thanks you

  15. 15
    Posted by Gentleman Trader | March 7, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    its normally smart to be good to your sales coverage, they are always good for free booze, food, tickets, hookers/strippers, blow, etc.. god bless this wonderful business we work in.

  16. 16
    Posted by DJ LIBOR | March 8, 2011 at 12:25 AM

    Nice call. I caught that as well.

  17. 17
    Posted by DJ LIBOR | March 8, 2011 at 12:25 AM

    Nice call. I caught that as well.

  18. 18
    Posted by DJ LIBOR | March 8, 2011 at 12:25 AM

    Nice call. I caught that as well.

  19. 19
    Posted by Lsjdfkl | March 8, 2011 at 1:21 AM

    which would be a terrifying thought, if the world gave a shit about charlie gasparino.

  20. 20
    Posted by Guest | March 8, 2011 at 1:21 AM

    Hey!

    -Little people, small John

  21. 21
    Posted by Finn Alexander | March 8, 2011 at 5:25 AM

    I refudiate this Carney piece.

  22. 22
    Posted by Bvds | March 8, 2011 at 5:50 AM

    She’s really really fat.

  23. 23
    Posted by Chuck | March 8, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    He forgot the shoeshine boy!
    He had a hot tip on Confederated Slavery Holdings last week.

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