• 25 Mar 2011 at 12:09 PM

Unfounded Rumor Of The Morning: Which Bank’s “Water Guy” Was Arrested For Installing Some Unauthorized Cameras?

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Apparently “the guy that delivers water bottles to the trading floor” of a certain bank was escorted out of the building in handcuffs today, for “installing cameras in the men’s bathroom.” That’s all we know at this time. If you have any intel on the situation, or suspect you may have been filmed yourself, do get in touch!

Update: And we’re told from a reliable source it was Deutsche Bank (which declined to comment). Still don’t know the in and outs of how this happened, however (are we talking about a live feed? etc).

Update II: For those asking if the person in question was “Steve” the water guy, it categorically was not. Please refrain from leaving his name in the comments.

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  1. 1
    Posted by Waterboy | March 25, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Must be a McKinsey consultant doing industrial espionage since he picked out the bathroom out of the entire trading floor for camera installation.

  2. 2
    Posted by Waterboy | March 25, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Must be a McKinsey consultant doing industrial espionage since he picked out the bathroom out of the entire trading floor for camera installation.

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    It was JPMorgan, a few hours ago.

  4. 4
    Posted by winning_ trader | March 25, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    guess others have heard the same– only i hear from peeps at JPM it was DB

  5. 5
    Posted by Water lover | March 25, 2011 at 4:44 PM

    It was DB, yesterday

  6. 6
    Posted by Gator | March 25, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Give the guy a break, he just wanted to know if big swinging dicks are really all that big.

  7. 7
    Posted by Warlock | March 25, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    JJ from citi is his boy

  8. 8
    Posted by LEH | March 25, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    This just in, the water delivery guys name… Dick Fuld.

  9. 9
    Posted by Anonymous | March 25, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    Show me on the doll where he photographed you

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | March 25, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    Show me on the doll where he photographed you

  11. 11
    Posted by Keisha Eremic | March 25, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    …

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | March 25, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    hearing he was arrested for cameras at DB but JPM uses the same guy

  13. 13
    Posted by TWATHAMMER | March 25, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    If you want to see Wall Street assholes just go to Minetta’s. Cocksuckers.

  14. 14
    Posted by winning_ trader | March 25, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    “pics or it didnt happen”

  15. 15
    Posted by winning_ trader | March 25, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    “pics or it didnt happen”

  16. 16
    Posted by Bobby | March 25, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    Now that’s what I call high quality Pee-2-O.

  17. 17
    Posted by Bobby | March 25, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    Now that’s what I call high quality Pee-2-O.

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    UBS Sucks

  19. 19
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    Cheaper than a BMW for each secretary.

  20. 20
    Posted by Anonymous | March 25, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    Wanted to be prosecuted under a law named after himself?

    Like this guy?

    http://www.10tv.com/live/content/local/stories/2010/11/06/story-delaware-dublin-urine-fetish-alan-patton-arrest.html?sid=102

  21. 21
    Posted by Gfjkfsj | March 25, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    WEall know the guys w/big D***S work at citi

  22. 22
    Posted by Spanishmoon | March 25, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    “This was just a classic Taylor time/motion study to improve excretory efficiency” -DB HR Spokesman

  23. 23
    Posted by UBS peon | March 25, 2011 at 5:13 PM

    last!

  24. 24
    Posted by Just In | March 25, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    Hope he didn’t have a mic installed, the elephant strangling in most trading floor bathrooms will kill any golden shower vibe he was hoping for. And, yes, watching rainmakers make it literally rain is the NKI.

  25. 25
    Posted by h2o | March 25, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    Hear he is going to Jefferies as well.. Cash pay out.. sucks getting deffered cash on $2 bottles of water

  26. 26
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    The guy delivers to Citi and JPM as well but he got caught at DB.

  27. 27
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    The guy delivers to Citi and JPM as well but he got caught at DB.

  28. 28
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    The guy delivers to Citi and JPM as well but he got caught at DB.

  29. 29
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    The guy delivers to Citi and JPM as well but he got caught at DB.

  30. 30
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    as does Citi.

  31. 31
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    as does Citi.

  32. 32
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 5:20 PM

    as does Citi.

  33. 33
    Posted by trojan | March 25, 2011 at 5:32 PM

    water guy took “ubs sucks” literally

  34. 34
    Posted by skullet lvr | March 25, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    We will miss his toupé.

  35. 35
    Posted by skullet lvr | March 25, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    We will miss his toupé.

  36. 36
    Posted by skullet lvr | March 25, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    We will miss his toupé.

  37. 37
    Posted by skullet lvr | March 25, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    We will miss his toupé.

  38. 38
    Posted by Oswald Gruebel | March 25, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Might have been us, is this the guy that delivers tap water?

  39. 39
    Posted by Oswald Gruebel | March 25, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Might have been us, is this the guy that delivers tap water?

  40. 40
    Posted by Oswald Gruebel | March 25, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Might have been us, is this the guy that delivers tap water?

  41. 41
    Posted by Oswald Gruebel | March 25, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Might have been us, is this the guy that delivers tap water?

  42. 42
    Posted by Oswald Gruebel | March 25, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Might have been us, is this the guy that delivers tap water?

  43. 43
    Posted by Richard Cripples | March 25, 2011 at 5:38 PM

    Clearly he was just trying to better predict how much water he should be delivering and since everyone is afraid to do business with “expert networking firms” he had to do all the research himself.

  44. 44
    Posted by BETH | March 25, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    SO WE HAVE ESTABLISHED AND ITS CONFIRMED THAT ITS NOT STEVE AND HIS PARTNER THAT WE ALL KNOW HERE AT CITI…

  45. 45
    Posted by BETH | March 25, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    SO WE HAVE ESTABLISHED AND ITS CONFIRMED THAT ITS NOT STEVE AND HIS PARTNER THAT WE ALL KNOW HERE AT CITI…

  46. 46
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    Have you established the location of the caps lock yet?

  47. 47
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    Have you established the location of the caps lock yet?

  48. 48
    Posted by derp | March 25, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    how much will we have toupe to find out exactly who this water guy was?

  49. 49
    Posted by Charlie_Gasparino | March 25, 2011 at 5:50 PM

    I fear my sources have been compromised.

  50. 50
    Posted by Waterpipe | March 25, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    i thought it was the carpet guy

  51. 51
    Posted by Charlie_Gasparino | March 25, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    The situation is ‘fluid’.

  52. 52
    Posted by Admire my turds | March 25, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    Thank God I’m not the only one who likes to watch me shit.

  53. 53
    Posted by Admire my turds | March 25, 2011 at 5:57 PM

    Thank God I’m not the only one who likes to watch me shit.

  54. 54
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    I’ve been paying $14 for a case of the 50.7oz bottles. Just found out my buddy at DB has been paying $13 for the same case. Mother fucker has been ripping me off for years.

  55. 55
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    I’ve been paying $14 for a case of the 50.7oz bottles. Just found out my buddy at DB has been paying $13 for the same case. Mother fucker has been ripping me off for years.

  56. 56
    Posted by UBS peon | March 25, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    that video footage is worth at least the buck spread…

  57. 57
    Posted by UBS peon | March 25, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    that video footage is worth at least the buck spread…

  58. 58
    Posted by dpee | March 25, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    I work at DB- Yes it was Steve, not sure if his partner was aware of this but it was deff steve!!! And it was the Womans bathroom on a nontrading floor!

  59. 59
    Posted by dpee | March 25, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    I work at DB- Yes it was Steve, not sure if his partner was aware of this but it was deff steve!!! And it was the Womans bathroom on a nontrading floor!

  60. 60
    Posted by Jeffrey | March 25, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    Do we know the what-have-yous?

  61. 61
    Posted by Jeffrey | March 25, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    Do we know the what-have-yous?

  62. 62
    Posted by 2 Pay | March 25, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    Steve did just answer his cell but I was laughing to hard to say anything. So he’s not in jail, but he could be out on bail or maybe its not him. I gave Bess some info to follow up on. We’ll have this confirmed by eod.

  63. 63
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    Any news if PMCO used that restroom at all?

  64. 64
    Posted by Makeitrain | March 25, 2011 at 6:42 PM

    whats his number?

  65. 65
    Posted by 2 Pay | March 25, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    Update. Steve is scheduled to deliver water on monday as usual. Its not him.

  66. 66
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    Update: Rumor is completely untrue. Was started by the Brazilian Shoe Shine Guy.

  67. 67
    Posted by Wallstreet | March 25, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    Okay if it was Steve at DB on a nontrading floor woman’s bathroom, what floor was it then?

  68. 68
    Posted by dpee | March 25, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    B Level

  69. 69
    Posted by Rsackman8 | March 25, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    I’ve solved it. It was Steve in the womans room with the brazilian shoe shine boy with a water bottle.

  70. 70
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    This would never happen on a tech/floor.

    - Just saying

  71. 71
    Posted by Hi | March 25, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    We justed call Citi’s water guy…. This rumor is FOS

  72. 72
    Posted by UBS peon | March 25, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    wud anyone admit to it though?

  73. 73
    Posted by df7 | March 25, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    either way, he doesnt work for db anymore.. mass email was sent out last week.

  74. 74
    Posted by df7 | March 25, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    either way, he doesnt work for db anymore.. mass email was sent out last week.

  75. 75
    Posted by df7 | March 25, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    either way, he doesnt work for db anymore.. mass email was sent out last week.

  76. 76
    Posted by df7 | March 25, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    either way, he doesnt work for db anymore.. mass email was sent out last week.

  77. 77
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  78. 78
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  79. 79
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  80. 80
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  81. 81
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  82. 82
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  83. 83
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  84. 84
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  85. 85
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  86. 86
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  87. 87
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  88. 88
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  89. 89
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  90. 90
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    ALL THE PEOPLE COMMENTING FROM DB NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK! LMAO

  91. 91
    Posted by UBS peon | March 25, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    pics or it didnt happen

  92. 92
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    that’s cause you’re all a bunch of nullos.

  93. 93
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 7:30 PM

    that’s cause you’re all a bunch of nullos.

  94. 94
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 7:32 PM

    It’s all UBS guys on this forum because they ain’t closing deals

  95. 95
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    its funny b/c its true

  96. 96
    Posted by df7 | March 25, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    JA i think you should too!!!

  97. 97
    Posted by Fucking_idiot | March 25, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    Maybe because it wasn’t citi’s water guy, it was DB’s?

  98. 98
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    LOL!

  99. 99
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    LOL!

  100. 100
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    LOL!

  101. 101
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    LOL!

  102. 102
    Posted by WATER GIRL | March 25, 2011 at 7:47 PM

    LOL!

  103. 103
    Posted by pooooooooo | March 25, 2011 at 7:57 PM

    he was expanding his business to bran muffins and coffee too

  104. 104
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 8:00 PM

    Holy crap! I had to Google that. I thought you were making some witty tech joke (nullo = null= loser). Why do you even know about that. The first Google link is horrific!

    - Guy who is pretty certain he wasn’t filmed. And definitely not a nullo

  105. 105
    Posted by Piroflash | March 25, 2011 at 8:13 PM

    Just so all of you know It’s not me……I was never arrested or even told of this until today. This is a terrible rumor. Thank you to all that believe me.

  106. 106
    Posted by Lawanda M Davis | March 25, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    This is Definitely not Steve. This is a very cruel JOKE…. One should not play with someone lively hood. Please retract the cruel statement that was previous sent out. Steve is a God fearing individual, who is very hard working especially during this time age when people are struggle to ends meet. In closing I hope would hope that the individual who post the previous statement will send out a public apology.

  107. 107
    Posted by Booger | March 25, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    Hey Lawanda… The original article just said a water delivery guy, people surmised it might be Steve, or it might be some other guy. Either way no one knew for sure and this article was about trying to get more facts. Try reading the articles, and not the comments.

  108. 108
    Posted by Booger | March 25, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    Hey Lawanda… The original article just said a water delivery guy, people surmised it might be Steve, or it might be some other guy. Either way no one knew for sure and this article was about trying to get more facts. Try reading the articles, and not the comments.

  109. 109
    Posted by Guest | March 25, 2011 at 8:49 PM

    this is one lively hood.

  110. 110
    Posted by Charles Gasparino | March 25, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Steve the Water Guy is a friend of mine.

  111. 111
    Posted by Cracking Myself Up | March 25, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    There was a guy in our bathroom stall with a pin hole camera and I told him, “Scat!”

  112. 112
    Posted by Steve the water guy | March 25, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    It categorically wasn’t me.

  113. 113
    Posted by Steve the water guy | March 25, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    It categorically wasn’t me.

  114. 114
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    Apparently the old saying – oftern repeated by Fred G. Sanford – it TRUE!

    “One man’s junk IS another man’s treasure.”

  115. 115
    Posted by Think Before Talking | March 26, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    dicks or it didn’t happen

  116. 116
    Posted by beef-curtains-31 | March 27, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    Sick, we totally need to hire this guy for our desk.

  117. 117
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    Barclays Capital Sucks.

  118. 118
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    http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073

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