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Vikram Pandit’s Going To Have To Start Showing A Lot More Leg If He Wants To Reel In More Buyers

Not everyone was impressed with the reinstated dividend and reverse stock-split announcement.

“A lot of it was due to the low price, they want to make it more attractive,” said Matt McCormick, a portfolio manager at Cincinnati-based Bahl & Gaynor Investment Counsel, which owns bank stocks but not Citigroup. The reinstated dividend and the reverse split together are “a token,” he said. “It’s not enough for me to express interest in it.”

Vikram dressed as a candy striper and handing out free 100 Grand bars would be a good start though. Would at least get him to think about reconsidering things.

Citi To Resume Dividend [Reuters]

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  1. UBS Sucks says:

    Candy the stripper > candy striper > Harvard extention school

  2. Guest says:

    This all sounds so OTC Bulletin Boardy.

  3. Guest says:

    We’re advising all of our clients to buy Citi on this news. The reverse split will create scarcity value in the name.

    – Guerriero Wealth Holdings Quant

  4. Covey 01 says:

    I wonder how Vikram would look like if he did a reverse stock-split on him self while stuffing a candy cane (up his ass = dividend) while pucking up grand bars?

    Just a thought with a lot of mental pictures

  5. Covey 01 says:

    I wonder how Vikram would look like if he did a reverse stock-split on him self while stuffing a candy cane (up his ass = dividend) while pucking up grand bars?

    Just a thought with a lot of mental pictures

  6. Anonymous says:

    Getting promoted to CEO after your firm writes off the $800mln it spent within 11 months of purchasing your hedge fund
    > selling Broadcast.com at the internet bubble peak
    > getting the chance to blow-up investors over and over like Meriwether

  7. VP says:

    But wait there’s more, not only do you get the 10 to 1 reverse split and the 1cent dividend, if you act right now, we will throw in a name change to Primerica.

  8. Maria's Ass says:

    Last time I did a reverse split was at 36,000 feet

  9. Cheesy says:

    He needs to show more pussy and put out more. What does Indian pussy taste like anyway?

  10. Barry Minkow says:

    I have no issues

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    I prefer Twix. Its the only candy bar with the cookie crunch.

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