Their stock pick won the school the third annual “Michigan Interactive Investments Undergraduate Investment Conference” title. Here, the delegates sent by Wharton to compete explain what they like about the company (“big post-bankrupty opportunity”).
Wharton Wallops Stock Competition [Forbes]
fuck these kids
So Media Training’s not in the Wharton curriculum.
losers. they have no clue how the energy biz works. all models and DCF…blah, blah, blah. boys, you need to spend some time in the oil patch. no down side? hedged?
Un-called for. They aren’t even banksters yet.
Holy shit, no WAY!
Their mistake was including a (possible) non-Asian on the team.
Seriously. Who the fuck fastens the last button on a sport coat?
yeah I agree with the above: this really wasn’t a stock pitch. Simply saying “our models indicate that this stock is a winner” doesn’t really count.
Somebody needs to tell these kids to remember to breathe when speaking
I actually saw their pitchbook for the stock (like the actual powerpoint submission into the competition), it was very well done.
I hope they have their seris 7′s. This is illegal.
^^^Oh please. Brush up on your securities law moron…it is not illegal. If that were true 99% of commentators on Seeking Alpha would be in jail or facing fines…are they?
The next p. jiangs?
Oh you mean 38 wearing a 44?
They already sound like employees of UBS at the Hong Kong office.
Oh Wharton kids…when they turn 40 they all realize they never had any fun in life. There are the few like Milken ( who rock the boat ) the rest just trudge down the same path doing the same fucking thing as everyother Wharton grad before them…
This obviously wasn’t the entire pitch you idiots… you have to pay to see that kind of quality.
Shut your fucking cake hole. Wharton cunt. Defensive much?
Apologies. We take that back. A cunt is a useful thing. A Wharton grad is not.
“we can avoid corporate taxes and return shareholder…”
blah blah blah, keep destroying to country so you can profit you whores.
Pay school kids to hear a pitch? Go fuck yourself, I swear to god I’m going to rock the world of the next Whartonite I’m made to interview.
Nice try losers.
Nice try losers.
Nice try losers.
Sorry pal, Wharton kids don’t interview at Piper Jaffray
You’re a tool.
You’re a tool.
Such a burn. /heavy sarcasm
Such a burn. /heavy sarcasm
No one is laboring under the impression this was the entire pitch.
No one is laboring under the impression this was the entire pitch.
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It’s defensive to point out the mere fact that this is not illegal? Lay off the roids.
Turning DealBreaker into WallStreetOasis is the NKI
Yeah they only get them at UBS.
I hope you burn for your stupidity.
was there any downside in ’08 when the whole world had to sell energy to cover their ass on everything else… which then prompted more selling?
ivy league = unoriginal thought
… guy who just had to say something
was there any downside in ’08 when the whole world had to sell energy to cover their ass on everything else… which then prompted more selling?
ivy league = unoriginal thought
… guy who just had to say something
The nervous rocking: either davening or compulsive masturbating I can’t tell which.
the hedge worked well when they filed bankruptcy
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PS: Whart grads are pussies
Wait, so is that what Wharton is about? Short, nerdy, and poor analytical skills? No wonder I didn’t bother to apply.
Hahaha trust me these guys aren’t even the worst. Was this really recent though? Martos looks like a baby… kid is probably getting off to this right now
STFU. You are just jealous that Martos will be working at a way better firm than your chop shop (because fortunately he has the hispanic card to play… affirmative action is the Old Killing It).
i dont think the asian guys are davening, but thanks for playing.
Jose, make get off the computer and make me another burito
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