• 03 Mar 2011 at 11:21 AM

What Was Carl Quintanilla Driving At When He Said Interviewing Sam Zell Is “Like Riding A Mechanical Bull”?

By Bess Levin

“In the best possible way”?

Bonus round: what will interviewing tomorrow’s Squawk guest, Alan Greenspan, be like?

Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Posted by Hot Carl | March 3, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    Forgive me. English wasn’t my first language.

  2. 2
    Posted by Anonymous | March 3, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    Translation: Carl loves reverse cowgirl

  3. 3
    Posted by Savage Manatee | March 3, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    “Like riding a dead ostrich covered in Ben Gay?”

  4. 4
    Posted by Savage Manatee | March 3, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    “Like riding a dead ostrich covered in Ben Gay?”

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | March 3, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    So, was Zell kicking Quin in the balls while thrashing him about like a drunk crazy bitch going for some syrup?

  6. 6
    Posted by Gundlach | March 3, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    I have a video with that exact same scenario if you would like to borrow it.

  7. 7
    Posted by Guest | March 3, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    What do you do when a woman falls to the ground while having a seizure?

    Hop on for the best sex of your life.

  8. 8
    Posted by TRB Holders | March 3, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    I’d like to Piss on Sam Zell’s grave—in the best possible way.

  9. 9
    Posted by TRB Holders | March 3, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    I’d like to Piss on Sam Zell’s grave—in the best possible way.

  10. 10
    Posted by Vagine_licker | March 3, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    can I lick your vagine?

  11. 11
    Posted by One Single, Solitary Cricket | March 3, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    *chirp*

  12. 12
    Posted by Likker | March 3, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    Carl always seems a little swishy to me. He may have been dreaming of riding the gravedancer.

  13. 13
    Posted by Money Talks; Bullshit Walks | March 3, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    Sam Zell, when he hits 80 years of age, will still be able to mop the floor with 3 out of 4 of the lamers who post here. He can lose another billion and still top their net worth with about a month’s worth of his income.

  14. 14
    Posted by Christofurio | March 7, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    It means interviewing Sam Zell makes you feel like John Travolta — after he got tired of disco and before he learned about the cheeseburgers of Paris.

  15. 15
    Posted by Christofurio | March 7, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    It means interviewing Sam Zell makes you feel like John Travolta — after he got tired of disco and before he learned about the cheeseburgers of Paris.

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