• 23 Mar 2011 at 12:28 PM

Who Needs To Be Held In Contempt At The Raj Rajaratnam Trial?

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Gang, something serious just happened during the Lloyd Blankfein Day of the Raj Rajaratnam insider trading trial. Someone needs to be removed from the court immediately and if the judge won’t do anything about it, we will. We’e not talking about Raj, or his 700 lawyers or the prosecution or Lloyd. We’re talking about the person responsible for THIS:

In what universe does that look like our cherubic CEO? This illustrator needs to be remanded without bail, markers confiscated.

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  1. 1
    Posted by Guest | March 23, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    The artist clearly is one of the GSers who just got laid off.

  2. 2
    Posted by Indeed | March 23, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Son of Jor-El, KNEEL BEFORE LLOYD!

  3. 3
    Posted by Jeez | March 23, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Clearly that can’t be Lloyd – we know he rocks a Hermes with a full windsor knot…none of that hipster skinny tie crap as shown in the illustration.

  4. 4
    Posted by Indeed | March 23, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    The artist clearly is one of the GSers who just got laid.

  5. 5
    Posted by Lord Humongous | March 23, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    My God, what is that? It smells like a used diaper…filled with…indian food.

  6. 6
    Posted by John E Mack | March 23, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    it was early…he didnt get a chance to put on his face

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    Markers… confiscated?

    –PJ

  8. 8
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    Markers… confiscated?

    –PJ

  9. 9
    Posted by Brah | March 23, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    The artist is a huge Dick Grasso fan.

  10. 10
    Posted by Brah | March 23, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    The artist is a huge Dick Grasso fan.

  11. 11
    Posted by Brah | March 23, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    The artist is a huge Dick Grasso fan.

  12. 12
    Posted by Guest | March 23, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    Meh. Al Hirschfeld Wannabe.

  13. 13
    Posted by Guest | March 23, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    Lloyd Blankfein=Vladimir Putin

    – Guy who knew something was fishy about all this and is sending this picture to Tyler Durden and Charlie G for confirmation…stay tuned

  14. 14
    Posted by Financial_Servicer | March 23, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    They’ve called Gorbachev to the stand?!?

  15. 15
    Posted by Guest | March 23, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    Gollom

  16. 16
    Posted by NakedShort | March 23, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    I didnt know Sloth was running Goldman…..Baaaaabbbbby Ruuuuuuuth

  17. 17
    Posted by NakedShort | March 23, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    I didnt know Sloth was running Goldman…..Baaaaabbbbby Ruuuuuuuth

  18. 18
    Posted by NakedShort | March 23, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    I didnt know Sloth was running Goldman…..Baaaaabbbbby Ruuuuuuuth

  19. 19
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    It looks like the lovechild of Dick Grass and Sloth from the Goonies.

  20. 20
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    It looks like the lovechild of Dick Grass and Sloth from the Goonies.

  21. 21
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    It looks like the lovechild of Dick Grass and Sloth from the Goonies.

  22. 22
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    http://ajgentile.typepad.com/ajs_piece_o_the_w/images/timzaccheo.jpg

  23. 23
    Posted by shittycds | March 23, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    right out of der sturmer

  24. 24
    Posted by The Don | March 23, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    Looks a little like me without my toupe

  25. 25
    Posted by The Don | March 23, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    Looks a little like me without my toupe

  26. 26
    Posted by GWB | March 23, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    I dunno… I’m seeing a bald, elven W.

  27. 27
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    smells like bigfoot’s dick

  28. 28
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:16 PM

    smells like bigfoot’s dick

  29. 29
    Posted by DonaldLongueuil'sSultryVoice | March 23, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    So THAT’S what happens when Joe Biden and Ross Perot conceive a child…

  30. 30
    Posted by Jabroni Pony | March 23, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    I think the rendition is actually quite good.

  31. 31
    Posted by Frodo | March 23, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    Gollum?

    http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080519135510/uncyclopedia/images/archive/8/8d/20081210171539!Gollum.jpg

  32. 32
    Posted by Frodo | March 23, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    Gollum?

    http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080519135510/uncyclopedia/images/archive/8/8d/20081210171539!Gollum.jpg

  33. 33
    Posted by Frodo | March 23, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    Gollum?

    http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080519135510/uncyclopedia/images/archive/8/8d/20081210171539!Gollum.jpg

  34. 34
    Posted by Mewes | March 23, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYDYzyqIy-I

  35. 35
    Posted by Guesty Guest | March 23, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    New character in Doonesbury no doubt.

  36. 36
    Posted by Guesty Guest | March 23, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    New character in Doonesbury no doubt.

  37. 37
    Posted by Guesty Guest | March 23, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    New character in Doonesbury no doubt.

  38. 38
    Posted by Guest | March 23, 2011 at 5:33 PM

    What’s the problem?

  39. 39
    Posted by Put_Option | March 23, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    Move over Picasso

  40. 40
    Posted by Art snob from the Continent | March 23, 2011 at 5:39 PM

    It’s good to see Edvard Munch got a day job.

  41. 41
    Posted by pezjack | March 23, 2011 at 5:43 PM

    it’s karl pilkington

  42. 42
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    I’m ashamed to say that my LB ass-tattoo looks pretty much exactly like this.

  43. 43
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    I’m ashamed to say that my LB ass-tattoo looks pretty much exactly like this.

  44. 44
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    I’m ashamed to say that my LB ass-tattoo looks pretty much exactly like this.

  45. 45
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    I’m ashamed to say that my LB ass-tattoo looks pretty much exactly like this.

  46. 46
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    I’m ashamed to say that my LB ass-tattoo looks pretty much exactly like this.

  47. 47
    Posted by Guest Of A Guest | March 23, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    The artist clearly is one of the GSers who just got off.

  48. 48
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:51 PM

    The artist clearly is one of the GSers who just got off.

  49. 49
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    The artist clearly is one of the GSers who just got off.

  50. 50
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    The Great Leader > LB

  51. 51
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 6:09 PM

    I hear Geoffrey Raymond is available to take over for the rest of the trial

  52. 52
    Posted by Guesty_guest | March 23, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    Max Schreck?

  53. 53
    Posted by Guesty_guest | March 23, 2011 at 6:14 PM

    Max Schreck?

  54. 54
    Posted by Mexi-Cant | March 23, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    This is what happens when banks hire all the art students to become investment bankers. The bitter finance students become artists.

  55. 55
    Posted by Jr Deputy Accountant | March 23, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    Definitely GWB after global nuclear fallout.

  56. 56
    Posted by Eyes | March 23, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    gollum.

  57. 57
    Posted by Guest | March 23, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    Nosferatu?

  58. 58
    Posted by News Station Employee | March 23, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

  59. 59
    Posted by Guest | March 23, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    LB: You want answers?
    US Attorney Michaelson:I think I’m entitled to them.
    LB: You want answers?
    US Attorney Michaelson: I want the truth!
    LB: You can’t handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has Wall Street. And Wall Street has to be guarded by men with balls. Who’s gonna do it? You? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for the little people and you curse Wall Street. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that the Rajat’s violation of confidentiality, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives…You don’t want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on Wall Street. You need me on Wall Street.
    We use words like honor, code, loyalty…we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use ‘em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I’d rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a phone and stand a post. Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!
    US Attorney Michaelson: Did you order Rajat?
    LB: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
    US Attorney Michaelson: Did you order Rajat?
    LB: You’re goddamn right I did!!

  60. 60
    Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | March 23, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    The chyron says ‘Lloyd Blankfein,’ but the artistry says ‘Sanctuary!’

  61. 61
    Posted by Anonymous | March 23, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    IBM Sr VP Robert (“Blabber Mouth”) Moffat is sitting on the edge of his federal prison bench as he watches the Galleon trial coverage ! Blabber Mouth should be very nervous because his next court date might be related to the IBM PONZI RICO trial.

    Details –
    http://www.ibmTheWidowMaker.com
    TWITTER — http://www.Twitter.com/MadamePJBailey (IBM Widow)

  62. 62
    Posted by Homosaurus | March 23, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    Nosferatu!

  63. 63
    Posted by Fatheadunion | March 23, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    How much are the Wednesday 8pm put options for the artist’s life trading for?

  64. 64
    Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | March 23, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    On my 19th interview at Goldman, I was invited to lunch in a quiet restaurant with Lloyd and three other Goldman officers. After finishing the appetizer, LB spoke quietly:

    LB: Your mission is to proceed Downtown in a Town Car. Pick up Mr. Rajat’s path at West Streeet, follow it and learn what you can along the way. When you find Mr. Rajat, infiltrate his team by whatever means available and terminate Rajat’s directorship.
    Me: Terminate Rajat?
    LB: He’s out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of our code of conduct. And he is still on boards making decisions.
    Another GS officer: Terminate with extreme prejudice.
    LB: You understand that this interview did not happen, nor will it ever have happended

    I left quietly and made a few calls to the SEC and FBI. A month later I received a call asking if I could come in for another interview.

  65. 65
    Posted by Spanishmoon | March 23, 2011 at 7:21 PM

    And I assume Vargas will be drawing Danielle Chiesi…….

  66. 66
    Posted by WFB Jr. | March 23, 2011 at 8:14 PM

    Young Gore Vidal on chemo?

  67. 67
    Posted by 123 | March 23, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    Steve Schwarzman, bald…interesting depiction

  68. 68
    Posted by 123 | March 23, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    Steve Schwarzman, bald…interesting depiction

  69. 69
    Posted by Miss Piggy's Lover | March 23, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    My local butcher shop beat him to it–there was an anatomically correct diagram of swine hanging above the register this morning.

    I suppose Vargas would paint on see-through panties, though.

  70. 70
    Posted by As you wish | March 23, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    Never get involved with a Sicilian when death is on the line. ha ha ha ha…

  71. 71
    Posted by As you wish | March 23, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    Never get involved with a Sicilian when death is on the line. ha ha ha ha…

  72. 72
    Posted by As you wish | March 23, 2011 at 9:20 PM

    Never get involved with a Sicilian when death is on the line. ha ha ha ha…

  73. 73
    Posted by Guest | March 23, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    You left out the part about almost being eaten by a Bengal tiger along the way

  74. 74
    Posted by Doofenschmirtz | March 24, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    Looks like he got hit by the Ugly-inator.

  75. 75
    Posted by Free Coconuts | March 24, 2011 at 2:10 PM

    That’s nucular to you…..

  76. 76
    Posted by court artist | March 28, 2011 at 12:47 PM

    No, no, That’s what Lloyd looks like – he’s hidden a few more horcruxes.

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