Do not be fooled by Lenny Dykstra, who will surely be using the campaign as a part of a scam to force people into giving over their pin numbers.
As part of the new campaign, Bank of America will bring some of the most exciting and celebrated players in the game today into select banking centers across the country, where they will surprise customers with free game tickets, autographed items and other baseball-themed giveaways during the opening weeks of the season. One star player from each of the following MLB clubs will make unannounced visits to banking centers in these U.S. cities on these dates:
New York Yankees – April 11
Boston Red Sox – April 14
Chicago Cubs – April 21
San Francisco Giants – April 21
Los Angeles Dodgers – April 28Additionally, Bank of America will provide free vouchers to be used towards either ballpark concessions or game tickets to customers attending the home openers for five teams: the Boston Red Sox, Chicago Cubs, Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees and San Francisco Giants.
UBS doesn’t suck….. April fools… UBS will always suck
UBS doesn’t suck….. April fools… UBS will always suck
I wonder what the value is of a Rickey henderson autographed subprime mortgage portfolio?
speaking off, wtf, no April fools day brank Bess, if the Stamford grads over at Google can give us a good laugh I think DB can come up with something better
What’s an April fools day brank?
you do realize that Stamford is a town in CT and StaNford is the university many Google employees attended, right?
Excuse you? I give you a good laugh every day. Don’t need a made up holiday to tell me how to do my job.
Excuse you? I give you a good laugh every day. Don’t need a made up holiday to tell me how to do my job.
Excuse you? I give you a good laugh every day. Don’t need a made up holiday to tell me how to do my job.
….ooof…..brutal…..
Bess if I make it my life’s mission to rid the Earth of the horrors that are m’s and r’s would you consider marrying me?
Bess if I make it my life’s mission to rid the Earth of the horrors that are m’s and r’s would you consider marrying me?
I think his mind went brank.
Maybe he meant Uconn-Stamford or possibly the unaccredited Beamers School of Solicitation?
-Guy who has a tough time explaining the stain on his pants after a ‘business dinner’ at Mortons.
My God you suck at life.
Bessar, watch out! There is a giant r behind you!
Might want to rethink this promotion. I tried it once, and next thing I know, I’m handcuffed with a batton elbow deep up my anus.
-White Civic driving UBS MD
Might want to rethink this promotion. I tried it once, and next thing I know, I’m handcuffed with a batton elbow deep up my anus.
-White Civic driving UBS MD
I never need a made up holiday to furiously masturbate while scarfing down some Toxic Hell.
I still think hiring Lenny Dykstra for this was a mistake.
How the Fuck did I double post? I am retarded.
Nailed it!
Commissions are gonna go through the roof when we debate our New Britain Rock Cats promotion.
I’d rather have Jack Bauer torture me for my PIN than watch a baseball game.
I’d rather have Jack Bauer torture me for my PIN than watch a baseball game.
Thought Beamers was UConn’s “scholarship” program.
Thought Beamers was UConn’s “scholarship” program.
Kenny Powers?
Speaking off?!? Is that like phone sex?
Better than when you go into the branch at Citi with a credit card issue..
I don’t understand why people have to kick a man when he’s down. Personally I made money from Lenny’s service and I know that he will make a grand come-back. That guy is too gritty to stay down.