Do not be fooled by Lenny Dykstra, who will surely be using the campaign as a part of a scam to force people into giving over their pin numbers.

As part of the new campaign, Bank of America will bring some of the most exciting and celebrated players in the game today into select banking centers across the country, where they will surprise customers with free game tickets, autographed items and other baseball-themed giveaways during the opening weeks of the season. One star player from each of the following MLB clubs will make unannounced visits to banking centers in these U.S. cities on these dates:

New York Yankees – April 11
Boston Red Sox – April 14
Chicago Cubs – April 21
San Francisco Giants – April 21
Los Angeles Dodgers – April 28

Additionally, Bank of America will provide free vouchers to be used towards either ballpark concessions or game tickets to customers attending the home openers for five teams: the Boston Red Sox, Chicago Cubs, Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees and San Francisco Giants.

[BusinessWire]

Comments (31)

  1. Posted by OriginalPrankster | April 1, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    UBS doesn’t suck….. April fools… UBS will always suck

  2. Posted by OriginalPrankster | April 1, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    UBS doesn’t suck….. April fools… UBS will always suck

  3. Posted by Diesel7 | April 1, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    I wonder what the value is of a Rickey henderson autographed subprime mortgage portfolio?

  4. Posted by guest | April 1, 2011 at 7:21 PM

    speaking off, wtf, no April fools day brank Bess, if the Stamford grads over at Google can give us a good laugh I think DB can come up with something better

  5. Posted by Guest | April 1, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    What’s an April fools day brank?

  6. Posted by Guest | April 1, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    you do realize that Stamford is a town in CT and StaNford is the university many Google employees attended, right?

  7. Posted by Anonymous | April 1, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    Excuse you? I give you a good laugh every day. Don’t need a made up holiday to tell me how to do my job.

  8. Posted by Anonymous | April 1, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    Excuse you? I give you a good laugh every day. Don’t need a made up holiday to tell me how to do my job.

  9. Posted by Anonymous | April 1, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    Excuse you? I give you a good laugh every day. Don’t need a made up holiday to tell me how to do my job.

  10. Posted by Dual Shocker | April 1, 2011 at 7:36 PM

    ….ooof…..brutal…..

  11. Posted by ThickCandyShell | April 1, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    Bess if I make it my life’s mission to rid the Earth of the horrors that are m’s and r’s would you consider marrying me?

  12. Posted by ThickCandyShell | April 1, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    Bess if I make it my life’s mission to rid the Earth of the horrors that are m’s and r’s would you consider marrying me?

  13. Posted by Nuclear Asian | April 1, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    I think his mind went brank.

  14. Posted by Sleeper | April 1, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    Maybe he meant Uconn-Stamford or possibly the unaccredited Beamers School of Solicitation?

    -Guy who has a tough time explaining the stain on his pants after a ‘business dinner’ at Mortons.

  15. Posted by Guest | April 1, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    My God you suck at life.

  16. Posted by THUNDER TUNA | April 1, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Bessar, watch out! There is a giant r behind you!

  17. Posted by Bank of Suck | April 1, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Might want to rethink this promotion. I tried it once, and next thing I know, I’m handcuffed with a batton elbow deep up my anus.

    -White Civic driving UBS MD

  18. Posted by Bank of Suck | April 1, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Might want to rethink this promotion. I tried it once, and next thing I know, I’m handcuffed with a batton elbow deep up my anus.

    -White Civic driving UBS MD

  19. Posted by Guest | April 1, 2011 at 7:56 PM

    I never need a made up holiday to furiously masturbate while scarfing down some Toxic Hell.

  20. Posted by I'm just saying.... | April 1, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    I still think hiring Lenny Dykstra for this was a mistake.

  21. Posted by Diesel7 | April 1, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    How the Fuck did I double post? I am retarded.

  22. Posted by Nailed It!! | April 1, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    Nailed it!

  23. Posted by Oswald Gruebel | April 1, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    Commissions are gonna go through the roof when we debate our New Britain Rock Cats promotion.

  24. Posted by guest | April 1, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    I’d rather have Jack Bauer torture me for my PIN than watch a baseball game.

  25. Posted by guest | April 1, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    I’d rather have Jack Bauer torture me for my PIN than watch a baseball game.

  26. Posted by Guest | April 1, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    Thought Beamers was UConn’s “scholarship” program.

  27. Posted by Guest | April 1, 2011 at 8:44 PM

    Thought Beamers was UConn’s “scholarship” program.

  28. Posted by Brian1284 | April 1, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    Kenny Powers?

  29. Posted by Blimey | April 1, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    Speaking off?!? Is that like phone sex?

  30. Posted by Gyest | April 2, 2011 at 3:22 AM

    Better than when you go into the branch at Citi with a credit card issue..

  31. Posted by Jude | April 4, 2011 at 1:19 PM

    I don’t understand why people have to kick a man when he’s down. Personally I made money from Lenny’s service and I know that he will make a grand come-back. That guy is too gritty to stay down.

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