• 11 Apr 2011 at 12:19 PM

Bob Vila Has Some Bones To Pick With The New Squawk Box Set

By Bess Levin

Earlier this morning, Squawk Box invited Bob Vila on to discuss their brand new set. Having seen the old one (which Bob described as “a cross between a kitchen cooking show and Star Wars“), what did he think in comparison, Joe wanted to know? “Looks like a great job,” Bob told the gang. “Love the colors.” Having said that…”I wonder, when you tore down the old set, did you recycle any of the materials?” No one had any idea and BV wasn’t finished. “I noticed in the back of the new set you have a staircase that’s very sleek and modern but has no hand rails. I wonder how you got a certificate of occupancy there.”

Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by Guy Who Gets It | April 11, 2011 at 4:45 PM

    “This Old Squawk.” I get it, like This Old House.

  2. 2
    Posted by Tool Time | April 11, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    Fuck Bob Vila
    -Tim “Toolman” T.

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | April 11, 2011 at 4:50 PM

    Maybe Tilton can get a show to and title it “This Old Snatch”.

  4. 4
    Posted by Mad Martigan | April 11, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    Will Charlie have Jack Hanna on as his first guest?

  5. 5
    Posted by Rock the Vote! | April 11, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    Bigger condescending asshole: Bob Vila or Alex Trebek?

  6. 6
    Posted by brian hunter | April 11, 2011 at 5:08 PM

    mark haynes is the biggest most condescending asswipe, ty

  7. 7
    Posted by Al Borland | April 11, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    Second that

  8. 8
    Posted by popo | April 11, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    Ever notice that no one gets a building permit on those house flipping shows?

  9. 9
    Posted by Andre | April 11, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    There’s something very “I’d-bring-her-home-to-mom” about Becky Quick. But then it just makes me think of a minivan, and all bets are off.

  10. 10
    Posted by Guest | April 11, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    I find her to be more of the “tastes-like-Warren-B’s-cock”, which just makes me think of a Blizzard with M&M’s. At that point all bets are on.

  11. 11
    Posted by JonathanTaylorThomas | April 11, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    Vila likes men.

    -JTT

  12. 12
    Posted by Spanishmoon | April 11, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    A dude shouldn’t talk about another dude’s back staircase like that!

  13. 13
    Posted by Tt | April 11, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    I would have done better.

    Tim “the toolman” Taylor

  14. 14
    Posted by OhOhSeven | April 11, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    Trebeksh a pushy.

    -S. Connery

  15. 15
    Posted by Guest | April 11, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    Is she knocked up? The clothes she’s wearing lately seem to be saying so.

  16. 16
    Posted by Guest | April 11, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    Is she knocked up? The clothes she’s wearing lately seem to be saying so.

  17. 17
    Posted by Ghost of Don Hewitt | April 12, 2011 at 1:32 AM

    Sounds like Bob is angling for the Crotchety Old Guy when Andy Rooney kicks.

  18. 18
    Posted by Short, But Long | April 12, 2011 at 3:16 AM

    What if I push him off the ledge? Would I get rich?

  19. 19
    Posted by BobVilaFan | April 12, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    Bob decided to fire his staff at the Website and run it on his own in December:
    http://siteanalytics.compete.com/bobvila.com/

    How do you think he is doing?

  20. 20
    Posted by BobVilaFan | April 12, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    Bob decided to fire his staff at the Website and run it on his own in December:
    http://siteanalytics.compete.com/bobvila.com/

    How do you think he is doing?

  21. 21
    Posted by BobVilaFan | April 12, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    Bob decided to fire his staff at the Website and run it on his own in December:
    http://siteanalytics.compete.com/bobvila.com/

    How do you think he is doing?

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