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Jack Rappaport is a business professor at Lasalle University. Last month he gave students an opportunity to earn extra credit by taking a “symposium” on business ethics, for which he charged attendees $150. Their admission fee apparently went toward the hiring of three strippers, if you can even call them that, according to some attendees who were not impressed. “They were just dancing around the room,” said junior Louis Halegoua. “I mean, they had clothes on and stuff.” One, however, was apparently was doing a special kind of dance.
“I don’t know, just kind of laying on top of him. Not laying on top of him but straddling him. It was like a lap dance you could say,” said sophomore Brad Bernardino.
It was during the “like a lap dance” portion of the class that the business school’s dean happened to walk by the room and threw a wrench in the professor’s plans.
“We didn’t see him. He was, like, at the door. And he was like, ‘It’s over,’” said Halegoua.
The university has declined to comment, as has Professor Lap Dance, who said he wanted to tell his side of the story but can’t until the school has wrapped up its investigation. While we wait, it seem pretty obvious that if the Dean had simply pulled the instructor out of class and asked what was going on, he would’ve heard that the girls were about to play a serious part in helping the students role play real life situations in which the lessons learned in their biz ethics class could be applied. Situations like:
* “You’re with a client at a strip club and he’s just poured coke on a stripper’s ass [professor pours coke on a stripper's ass] and demands you snort it. Brad, what do you do? Do you refuse and make the client, in this case me, do it?”
* “Louis, your stripper friend mentions she’s bought up shares of a company called Lubrizol that she suggests your boss at Berkshire Hathaway take a look at.** She also says you should consider buying yourself a bunch before pitching it to the head honcho. What do you do?”
* “Brad, you and the stripper are best friends who’ve known each other for years and worked at a hedge fund together called SMACK Capital. During that time you profited off of insider information together. The Feds come to you and say you can get a better deal for yourself and compete in triathlons if you get the stripper on tape talking about how she destroyed evidence with two pair of pliers and the discarded the pieces around the city. the stripper was the the maid of honor at your wedding and helped you get over being dumped by your former fiance. What do you do?”
* “Louis, Brad is your direct report. He’s just killed this stripper and wants you to help him dump the body. You haven’t yet found out your bonus number. What do you do?”
he would’ve poured coke in the strippers’ ass and asked a student to snort it out and said
Lasalle Professor Investigated For Stripper Class [ABC]
**This is actually how David Sokol got the idea.
If a stripper recommended I pick up some Lubrizol I’d have thought I was well on my way to the champagne room.
Dear Brad Bernardino:
If you don’t know what a lap dance is, you’ll never make it in this Business.
Other than that I have no concerns.
Jeff “DoubleLine” Gundlach
Must have been Canada, because last I heard, they charged extra to touch the strippers.
There’s no need to kill strippers because most of them are already dead inside
-P. Griffin
You haven’t been to Quebec in the last 500 years.
Or maybe you just gave the stripper the creeps and she wanted extra money before you touched her skin.
and on the inside they’re hookers cyril
-S. Malory A.
You’re confusing Lubrizol with Lubezitall. Lubrizol you trade in large quantities before spearheading the takeover. Lubezitall you use in large quantities when sticking in the stripper’s naughty hole.
You’ve got it all wrong. Professor Lap Dance was about to demonstrate how to set up a profitable pimp business, the Lasalle way. Do you think strip clubs set up themselves? Unimaginative losers.
co-signed.
“All right that’s it for today class, don’t forget the extra credit symposium is this Thursday. As I’ve said before the charge is $150, and I would appreciate it if you would pay your entry fee in cash, with extra-extra credit going to those paying in $20 bills or smaller. Finally, if any of you have blacklights or fog machines at home please see me after class.”
S. Archer: Oh my god! You killed a hooker!
ISIS Comptroller: Call girl!
S. Archer: No Cyril! When they’re dead they’re just hookers!
Professor LapDance,
I need some continuing education credits. Do you accept checks?
-L Dykstra
Bush League
-Northwestern Prof
Bush League
-Northwestern Prof
Bush League
-Northwestern Prof
i don’t get it…clearly this was more entertaining that going through another goddamn HBS case study
i don’t get it…clearly this was more entertaining that going through another goddamn HBS case study
i don’t get it…clearly this was more entertaining that going through another goddamn HBS case study
Is that frowned upon here?
-G. Costanza
Is that frowned upon here?
-G. Costanza
The class is about business ethics, dumb fuck.
The class is about business ethics, dumb fuck.
The class is about business ethics, dumb fuck.
Leave another unimaginative jokes that’s been left 99328392 times. Do it.
Leave another unimaginative jokes that’s been left 99328392 times. Do it.
Leave another unimaginative jokes that’s been left 99328392 times. Do it.
* You are getting a grind job from a stripper at Rick’s in midtown, and it is clear that your physique has responded positively. You are there with someone from a large prime broker, and one of your co-workers, who has to breathe into a paper bag every time he sees a girl. Do you:
a) Run upstairs to the VIP room with the Stripper for a happy ending, and put it on the corporate card?
b) Get the happy ending, but pay for it yourself?
c) Send paper bag boy upstairs?
d) Get the stripper’s name for later?
You are ethically obligated to connsumate your transaction with the stripper, but you don’t want paper bag boy to tell the whole firm, even if you pay yourself. Your best move here: Get a ho from craigslist….oh wait, I think they are all dead.
e) forget about the nasty girls and try to get a date with BL.
Answer: e
* You are getting a grind job from a stripper at Rick’s in midtown, and it is clear that your physique has responded positively. You are there with someone from a large prime broker, and one of your co-workers, who has to breathe into a paper bag every time he sees a girl. Do you:
a) Run upstairs to the VIP room with the Stripper for a happy ending, and put it on the corporate card?
b) Get the happy ending, but pay for it yourself?
c) Send paper bag boy upstairs?
d) Get the stripper’s name for later?
You are ethically obligated to connsumate your transaction with the stripper, but you don’t want paper bag boy to tell the whole firm, even if you pay yourself. Your best move here: Get a ho from craigslist….oh wait, I think they are all dead.
e) forget about the nasty girls and try to get a date with BL.
Answer: e
* You are getting a grind job from a stripper at Rick’s in midtown, and it is clear that your physique has responded positively. You are there with someone from a large prime broker, and one of your co-workers, who has to breathe into a paper bag every time he sees a girl. Do you:
a) Run upstairs to the VIP room with the Stripper for a happy ending, and put it on the corporate card?
b) Get the happy ending, but pay for it yourself?
c) Send paper bag boy upstairs?
d) Get the stripper’s name for later?
You are ethically obligated to connsumate your transaction with the stripper, but you don’t want paper bag boy to tell the whole firm, even if you pay yourself. Your best move here: Get a ho from craigslist….oh wait, I think they are all dead.
e) forget about the nasty girls and try to get a date with BL.
Answer: e
Bess, love is not a strong enough word.
Bess, love is not a strong enough word.
Bess, love is not a strong enough word.
I know those three strippers…
Ah, those guys at Lasalle and their perception of Wall St.!
Ah, those guys at Lasalle and their perception of Wall St.!
Ah, those guys at Lasalle and their perception of Wall St.!
Oh god enough with the B School posts.
Oh god enough with the B School posts.
So lets recap. Having good looking girls, fully clothed, dance provocatively is bad. Having an ugly overweight couple, butt naked, play with power tools is good.
-Guy who is now too confused to furiously masturbate.
So lets recap. Having good looking girls, fully clothed, dance provocatively is bad. Having an ugly overweight couple, butt naked, play with power tools is good.
-Guy who is now too confused to furiously masturbate.
getting angry at the same jokes on dealbreaker is the NKI. Its about as NKI as however much UBS sucks. But if you meet me at Minettas, wear your DealBreaker pin and keep yelling “Ping is here,” so I know its you, maybe we can talk about how some of these recurring jokes are just still so awesome.
Wait, what? UBS sucks?
- Potential UBS SA
Wait, what? UBS sucks?
- Potential UBS SA
Wait, what? UBS sucks?
- Potential UBS SA
also co-signed
Vive la Quebec libre!
also co-signed
Vive la Quebec libre!
also co-signed
Vive la Quebec libre!
I wonder how much “Flash Cash” you get with an $150 cover charge.
I wonder how much “Flash Cash” you get with an $150 cover charge.
I wonder how much “Flash Cash” you get with an $150 cover charge.
So the prof worked for Acorn?
So the prof worked for Acorn?
Dude this scenario is so META brah!
Dude this scenario is so META brah!
Dude this scenario is so META brah!
This post is yet another example of why President Obama needs to name Bess Levin a National Treasure as he pins the National Medal of Honor delicately to her chest. For all the posters on this board…..YOU are totally awesome….not “pin the medal of honor on your tits, awesome”, but awesome none-the-less
This post is yet another example of why President Obama needs to name Bess Levin a National Treasure as he pins the National Medal of Honor delicately to her chest. For all the posters on this board…..YOU are totally awesome….not “pin the medal of honor on your tits, awesome”, but awesome none-the-less
This post is yet another example of why President Obama needs to name Bess Levin a National Treasure as he pins the National Medal of Honor delicately to her chest. For all the posters on this board…..YOU are totally awesome….not “pin the medal of honor on your tits, awesome”, but awesome none-the-less
UBS Sucks!
UBS Sucks!
UBS Sucks!
Going to satellite-campus bottom tier B-school, but getting LD from scrillas in Ethics class is the NKI.
Going to satellite-campus bottom tier B-school, but getting LD from scrillas in Ethics class is the NKI.
Going to satellite-campus bottom tier B-school, but getting LD from scrillas in Ethics class is the NKI.
The northwestern prof got in trouble himself, I believe.
The northwestern prof got in trouble himself, I believe.
The northwestern prof got in trouble himself, I believe.
If this guy didn’t put the money in an envelope marked “Vegas” he’s an amature. Oh, and the dean, he’s not a doctor, he’s a PhD, so if someone has a heart attack you should still call 911.
If this guy didn’t put the money in an envelope marked “Vegas” he’s an amature. Oh, and the dean, he’s not a doctor, he’s a PhD, so if someone has a heart attack you should still call 911.
If this guy didn’t put the money in an envelope marked “Vegas” he’s an amature. Oh, and the dean, he’s not a doctor, he’s a PhD, so if someone has a heart attack you should still call 911.
I hope my fellow professors of business learn a bit something from this.
You should always post a lookout in the hallway on “extra credit day.” With a bit of advance warning before the Dean pokes his head into my classroom, he only sees a classroom full of students and some bikini-clad women listening to a lecture on the Laffer curve. Noticing nothing unusual, he walks on.
I hope my fellow professors of business learn a bit something from this.
You should always post a lookout in the hallway on “extra credit day.” With a bit of advance warning before the Dean pokes his head into my classroom, he only sees a classroom full of students and some bikini-clad women listening to a lecture on the Laffer curve. Noticing nothing unusual, he walks on.
I hope my fellow professors of business learn a bit something from this.
You should always post a lookout in the hallway on “extra credit day.” With a bit of advance warning before the Dean pokes his head into my classroom, he only sees a classroom full of students and some bikini-clad women listening to a lecture on the Laffer curve. Noticing nothing unusual, he walks on.
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
Are you retarded?
The Venn diagram between strippers and prostitutes is *almost* a perfect circle.
The Venn diagram between strippers and prostitutes is *almost* a perfect circle.
The Venn diagram between strippers and prostitutes is *almost* a perfect circle.
UBS is an NA company, you dolt.
UBS is an NA company, you dolt.
TL; DR
-not Clearly doesn’t get it but a fan of his work
TL; DR
-not Clearly doesn’t get it but a fan of his work
TL; DR
-not Clearly doesn’t get it but a fan of his work
It was a good effort, but the better comment might’ve included “lubrizol – for spearheading the takeover…. and lubezitall – for spearing something else with your head”.
- guy who improves upon other people’s work but has no original thoughts
Business Ethics can be defined as the critical, structured examination of how people (strippers) & institutions (Hedge Fund Managers) should behave in the world of commerce.
Obviously the Dean doesnt know dick about business ethics.
Groovy. We just learned about straddling in my options volatility class.
- Former Lehman energy trader
Never take a loss!
Wait, I thought Lasalle was acquired by BAC? Was this the associate-training class?
How else is the Beamers Cafe Summer Class of ’11 supposed to prepare?
Pardon my french, but you are an idiot!
Laurent,
Correlation Trading, Société Anonyme
But you need to go more often, because we have already lost several blocks of talent.
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Liberals and their crazy lust for women. He should have brought the Vienna Boys Choir and then we could have constructed an equally ridiculous allusion to Republican ethics.
Bess, to see you in the pink thong shown in the photo, i would take the CFA all over again…