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Donald Trump Would Speak To The “Motherf*ckers” In China In A Way That Would Get Them To Either Quake In Their Boots Or Piss Their Pants In Laughter

As you may have heard, because he’s said it a bunch of times, were Donald Trump to be elected President of the United States, his first order of business would be to “deal” with this China situation. Specifically, Trump has said he’d tell the Chinese that “If you don’t stop manipulating your currency, we’re going to put a 25 percent tax on your products that come into the US.” The Don has made the case that he’s uniquely qualified to run this country because unlike our pussy diplomats (who “went to school to learn how to be nice”), he’d “deliver to the message” to to China in away that would get them to take the threat seriously. Today during a town hall, Trump workshopped some lines and so far here’s what he’s got: “Listen you motherfuckers, we’re going to tax you 25 percent.”

And when it comes to gas prices, he’d take a similar tack with a simple “You’re not going to raise that fucking price.”

Trump to China: ‘Listen You Motherf—ers, We’re Going to Tax You 25 Percent’ [Daily Intel]

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94 Responses to “Donald Trump Would Speak To The “Motherf*ckers” In China In A Way That Would Get Them To Either Quake In Their Boots Or Piss Their Pants In Laughter”

  1. urbanity says:

    Trump gets my vote as long as I get Ivanka’s nudes. Just sayin’.

    – UBS analyst

  2. Anonymous says:

    Start saying “j” instead of “y” in words like “you” and the scale totally tips towards quaking in boots.

    “Listen jou motherfuckers…”

  3. CDNGuest says:

    Canadian Guest, can’t comment due to my own country’s Carnival Barker Festivus going on right now.

  4. Nosmo King says:

    Love the mullet. The guy has my vote.
    – Barry Melrose

  5. A@IBM.com says:

    King Canute

  6. Lord Humongous says:

    Bess, any relation?

  7. Guest says:

    Awesome Tommy Boy reference

  8. Mark Brown says:

    Nice First Lady, the face of Melanie Knauss seems to be botox-fixed

  9. Anonymous says:

    …because this worked so very well in 1930…

  10. Conway Archer says:

    That right there – that kind of rascism is why I can’t wait to see tiny little Chinese boots on your white-ass necks. Which may sound hypocritical, I know, but…

  11. Gast says:

    Could his running mate be Samuel L Jackson?

  12. Indecisive Naked Guy says:

    The Chinese would just eat the dog glued to his head and then laugh at him.

  13. early hominid says:

    Animated Taiwanese news clip currently in production featuring a big orange orangutan calling people motherfuckers.

  14. guest says:

    Please, please let him run for president

  15. Dr. Rosenrose says:

    We’ve devalued our currency by 11% in the last year, and tacitly caused our high gas prices. The Chinaman is not the issue here dude.

  16. CDC Jr., IV says:

    By the way, in the 1880 – 1910 the US had a similar trade policy & while most will argue that protectionism never works, when it comes to unfair trade practices…it does work much better than just doing nothing.

  17. Kudlow Army Faction says:

    You all wait until this Great American becomes the leader of the free world…

  18. Guest says:

    Release your motherfuc*king tax returns!

    -guy who wishes Trump would go back to pimping real estate, cologne, vodka and get rich quick seminars.

  19. Sssssssss says:

    “Hey China, nobody fucks over their bondholders like I do. You got me motherfuckers??!!”

    DT

  20. Indecisive Naked Guy says:

    Are you kidding me, this guy could buy China if he wanted to. He is worth trillions.

  21. Baccarat Master says:

    Trump vs China

    winner take all…

    Oh, sh!t we’re F@cked!

    –007

  22. Chanos says:

    Needs to do the motherfucker act on Bernanke and that little smarmy pissant Timmy Geithner. Fuck China, we can’t even deal with our own morons at the fed and treasury

  23. llcoolj says:

    why does ubs suck?

  24. idiotchild says:

    what a fkn twat. china not only owns like 95% of rare earths, he’s just going to end up pissing off the country thats been the main reason inflations been so low in the states/ sarah palin and donald trump on the ticket jesus. bring back bush , atleast everyone knew he was fkn incompetent

  25. JohnGalt says:

    I am glad someone knows the score in terms of how the Chinks are screwing this country!

    • Rajlover says:

      The Chinese are screwing this country?

      –UBS client who actually pays them….

    • duckducking says:

      ….in response to AmericOns killing and screwing the world for more than 70 years now…ahhh at least someone knows how to respond..priceless!

  26. Gunmoney says:

    we’re fucked. let’s find a way to frankenstein hitler instead.

  27. Fartfucker says:

    actually bad idea, he’s find out he’s a stein and immediately kill himself again

  28. Put_Option says:

    Trump is to politics, what the New York Post is to news

  29. Davisville1 says:

    I heard China’s response:

    “Listen you Son of a b*tch…how many times you have to file for bankruptcy? How many times you’ve been married ? You birther issue prove you are imbecile.”

  30. GeorgeSoros says:

    He’s such an idiot. China will just say, “ok, we’ll just stop importing to the US.” the government has a huge surplus and their workers are dirt poor anyway so they don’t lose much. If they complain, they just go to jail. Then they’ll just dump our treasuries and fuck us even more. Then every company in the US is fucked. Trump, you’re old and useless. You were lucky to get into Wharton and lucky to buy nyc real estate. You’re an entertainer not a businessman. And you’re a pussy.

  31. Guest says:

    1. Trump
    2. ?*
    3. Success

    Footnote:
    *Desperate search by Trump’s head for light at the end of the rectal tunnel vision.

  32. Hu Jintao says:

    “In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king”

    Ancient Chinese Proverb

  33. Global Macro says:

    Interesting. Ego even bigger than his hair. Or is it the other way round? America ran out of talented candidates for Presidency now that they have to field the Donald? Yeah, send in the clowns……

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