What’s this joyous news you hear? The next Fashion Meets Finance is taking place May 5.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with the even, FMF is based on the idea that “women in fashion need men who can facilitate their pre-30 marriage/retirement plan, and men in finance need women who will allow them to leverage their career in their dating equity.” Unlike event’s past, there is no longer an option/requirement to RVSP with your picture, salary and employer name, fake or otherwise and the proceeds of the evening will go toward charity. It’s almost as though the organizers are worried the allure of having enough fodder for endless games of “if you had to light yourself on fire or…” isn’t enough of a draw anymore.
The gold-diggers are back! That’s a sign the economy is recovering! WooHoo!
Yes, we’re hiring
R. MD
So, again, where do I sign-up??
~Chris Theoharis
The none of girls in the 11 photos that the site posted are hot. Most of them look like girls you’d see in finance.
As the bonuses shrink, so does the pool of hotties.
uh, none of the girls who go to the FMF events have ever been hot.
Holla Back, Office!
FMF….just like Flashdancers without the funny money and hot russian “nursing students”.
No RSVPs aka fake signups this time?
Amazing that you can write/type but apparently not read.
So weak – anyone in this business worth their weight in arbitration documents already has the Duchess of Bensonhurst. Unless you look like jabba the hut the women are throwing themselves at you left and right.
And the dude in the third pic down looks like he runs an Amish fund.
“Are you aware that youre wearing an striped tie, with a striped shirt?”
That space is oddly reminiscent of the Bear Stearns cafeteria @ 383 Madison