• 14 Apr 2011 at 11:12 AM

Gregg Lippman’s Deutsche Bank Team: Cooking MC’s Like A Pound Of Bacon

By Bess Levin

Vanilla Ice’s role in the housing crisis is finally revealed.

CDO Business To A Vanilla Ice Song And Called It “CDO Oh Baby” [BI]
Wall Street And The Financial Crisis: Anatomy Of A Financial Collapse [PDF]

Comments (34)

  1. 1
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    Sushi spreadsheet + CDO rap = douchebag

    - AIG Quant

  2. 2
    Posted by derp | April 14, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    This is worse than the tsunami

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    fo shnitzel my nizztle, rocky had way too much time on his hands. rapping about cdo’s? puh-lease. wasn’t his time better spent copying his a$$ on a photocopier? that song is dumb.

  4. 4
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    The front of the t-shirt said, “I’m short your house.” The back said: “Word to your mutha.”

  5. 5
    Posted by Anonymous | April 14, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    haters gonna hate – that toon is ill

    but i am impressed ricky is actually literate

  6. 6
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    Thankfully Citi’s email policies advised me not to make this mistake.

    -Citi 1st Year Analyst/Burgeoning Rapper

  7. 7
    Posted by A722494 | April 14, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    This has nothing to do with the article, but I’d like to point out that it is far too difficult to find pictures of Bess Levin online.

  8. 8
    Posted by Cool as MBS | April 14, 2011 at 3:51 PM

    Drop the zero and get with a CDO
    -Guy who has never seen Cool as Ice

  9. 9
    Posted by Robert Van Winkle, CFA | April 14, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    What it’s like…havin’ a roni.

  10. 10
    Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | April 14, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Oh, the humanity.

  11. 11
    Posted by Shorty Subprime | April 14, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    Google, my friend.

    The beautiful Bess here:

    http://www.observer.com/2009/slideshow/121004/bess-levin

  12. 12
    Posted by Biggie | April 14, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    “And I’m the one who got shot…..!!!!!” – Notorious BIG

  13. 13
    Posted by Anonymous | April 14, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    It gets crazy like Prozac…

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    I taught Greg everything he knows.

    – Weird Al Yankovic

  15. 15
    Posted by Anonymous | April 14, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Creepy.

  16. 16
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    furiously beating it to the picture while imagining that face yelling at me about the worthless waste of life that I am.

  17. 17
    Posted by She Bangs! | April 14, 2011 at 4:12 PM

    I like it when Karita sings “tenor”: Ten or eleven miles from me!!

    -William Hung

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    you’re amazingly worthless at google apparently: http://www.facebook.com/besslevin

  19. 19
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 4:32 PM

    http://www.elle.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/sandbox/my-brilliant-career-bess-levin/4567855-1-eng-US/My-Brilliant-Career-Bess-Levin_articleimage.jpg

  20. 20
    Posted by Max | April 14, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    I dunno, I kind of liked it.

    - Nacho Libre

  21. 21
    Posted by Shia | April 14, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    So that’s why it is called a vanilla bond.
    -KZI FI Quant Level 0 CFA

  22. 22
    Posted by Mgi | April 14, 2011 at 4:46 PM

    I’d pound that ass

  23. 23
    Posted by Bania | April 14, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    that’s gold jerry! gold!

  24. 24
    Posted by Anonymous | April 14, 2011 at 5:14 PM

    Amazing rap, and so witty!

    - UBS MD

  25. 25
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    Bite your tongue. With a woman that beautiful, you don’t “pound that ass”. You make love to that ass.

  26. 26
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 5:25 PM

    Lippman,

    You suck. All of our first year analysts are rappers.

    -GS

  27. 27
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    Do you mean raptors?

  28. 28
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Sounds like a dream job in a dream company.

    -Burgeoning Citi 1st Year Analyst

  29. 29
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    You’re doing it wrong.

  30. 30
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    so i wonder if shaw’s was looking at his rapping ability or SAT scores when they hired him

  31. 31
    Posted by Guest | April 14, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    I’m pretty sure that’s her face.

    - I kid, I kid! I know it is.

    -Guy running for the exits

  32. 32
    Posted by Guestifer | April 15, 2011 at 1:20 AM

    Doesn’t anyone casually beat anymore?

  33. 33
    Posted by Guest | April 15, 2011 at 1:44 AM

    I’d hit it. Repeatedly. With pleasure.

  34. 34
    Posted by SRH | April 15, 2011 at 1:44 AM

    I’d put a ring on it.

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