The jurors, lead by a noted “Man V. Food” fan, has got nothing after 5 days. They’re cutting out early this afternoon and will resume deliberations on Monday. In the meantime-
Let’s once again place our own bets.
And if yes, for how long will he go away for and how much time will he actually serve? (Closest without going over on the potential sentencing wins an ‘I love Dealbreaker’ button or a red item of apparel of our choosing.)
Other hotly contested issues from within the jury room include wrestling – real or fake.
Raj is going to pound me in the ass jail. Year baby, who said greed is good
This is taking an inordinate amount of time.
—Guy who believes the courtroom handshake was a sign that Lloyd redirected his team of ex-FBI/CIA gumshoes to get to the juror’s families.
esp since they’ve heard raj say on tape, thanks for the inside info.
Yes, the evidence is overwhelming against the guy. If he doesn’t go down I’m going to give up on the American justice system.
As long as he can prove that he was standing outside upon receipt of the information, then he will have to be acquitted due to he was not trading on inside info.
-BCS Legal Quant
Not guilty.
guilty
12 years
his fine will be less than 10% of his profit from the trades
Fool. It’s all about where the information comes from, not where it ends up. Raj just needs to prove that the person providing the information was outdoors. But I believe they are saving this strategy for an appeal.
Sounds just about right except for the 12 years part.
Angelo “Agent Orange” Mozillo
Guilty.
Sentenced to 15yrs.
Released in 8.
don’t fault em for trying to maximize the free bus pass and $40 a day…
My mother always picked out my clothes for me.
He gets the Milken Special – 10 years, out in two for “good behaviour” and ratting out anyone he ever did business with.
Hey! shit. you beat me to it.
-Guy who spent too long at lunch.
Let’s be cereal, if this jury of inbred retards does find him guilty, he’s probably going to a prison where he and all of his fat rich friends can chat over coffee on the yard (they call it a Quad where he’s going) between the tennis and croquet courts.
Then they’ll all be bros after he gets out on “good behavior” and can probably trade insider info amongst themselves–if, of course, he doesn’t retire on his ill-gotten gains and spend the rest of his life driving a Ferrari around Italy.
it is ‘Lettuce Be Cereal’ by the dubs
Definitely a hung jury. Can you imagine a group of boring strangers debating an issue for more than five days without developing serious animus for each other?
Whatever the outcome, Raj’s lawyer gets five stars for taking the case this far.
Guilty. 5 years, out in 1.5 years……spends his life driving the Ferrari in Italy
In other News….
1) MTA Employees Union Receives “Anonymous” $15MM Donation
2) Jury sentences Raj to punishment “Trial by Ordeal,” that ordeal being a Dealbreaker “Vending Machine Challenge,” whereby completeion of said challenge, defendant can walk free per our this exciting Archaic-revival form of justice
3) Everyone lives happily ever after
i’m going the price-is-right route, 1 year bob
1 year + a day
If DB says he’s guilty, then he must be…according to all you Ivy League overeducated, politically correct, parent-coddled “tea cups”….
–Parent of Ivy League student whose friends called her a “classist” for knowing real people.
No parole in Fed system …dumb ass.
3 years, 4 months… and no turkey dinner for Thanksgiving.