In a lawsuit filed by a former employee Andre Wrobel, Patriarch Partners founder Lynn Tilton was accused of having a slightly unorthodox management style around the office. Before we get to the allegations (which Tilton’s attorney described as “scandalous” and “irrelevant”), we’re going to take a little quiz, aimed at business owners and those in leadership positions. Please answer the following:
1) What are some appropriate nicknames to refer to employees by:
a) sport, champ, hoss
b) buddy boy, bro, broheim
c) idiot, dumbass, hey stupid
d) dicks, fucks, assholes
2) To command the room during a meeting do you:
a) Speak loudly and clearly
b) have a rule that anyone who interrupts or plays with his/her Blackberry is thrown out
c) Sit in such a way that your crotch area is exposed to those persons who must face and address you.
3) Which of the following are okay to do to employees (circle all that apply):
* hit them
* insult them
* throw things at them
* beat them
4) What is an appropriate level of fabric when it comes to the breast area:
a) The amount found in a turtle neck
b) however much it takes to cover them completely
c) just enough so that they’re “barely restrained to the point of wiggling and moving like they are about to fall out at any minute”
5) An underling tells you something you think might be a lie. Do you:
a) Ask them some probing follow up questions
b) tell them “I don’t think you’re being honest with me”
c) wait for them to trip themselves up in the lie
d) sarcastically respond “Sure, you expect me to believe that, like I’m going to believe you’re not going to cum in my mouth!”
Here are a few ways Wrobel describes Tilton’s management style (which also serve as the answer key to the above):
Ugh….so are we talking hardwood floors, carpet runner or deep pile shag???? The person speaking in the meeting should know…..
Sounds like it could be fun… as long as it’s a two street…
Sounds like it could be fun… as long as it’s a two street…
What a poet. Hope she applies for the DB writer position.
Is there something wrong with calling someone stupid, stupid? It’s kinda like saying the sky is blue or UBS sucks.
Is there something wrong with calling someone stupid, stupid? It’s kinda like saying the sky is blue or UBS sucks.
I’m going to sort by the “like I’m going to believe you’re not going to cum in my mouth” tag to see what else comes up.
I’m going to sort by the “like I’m going to believe you’re not going to cum in my mouth” tag to see what else comes up.
Probably carpet runner.
Probably carpet runner.
“Sure Warren, you expect me to believe David Sokol, like I’m going to believe you’re not going to cum in my mouth!”
- B. Quick
“Sure Warren, you expect me to believe David Sokol, like I’m going to believe you’re not going to cum in my mouth!”
- B. Quick
Is she married? The name change adjustment would be minimal.
-Whitney T.
Is she married? The name change adjustment would be minimal.
-Whitney T.
By “two way” do you mean double-ended?
-Guy who now has Requiem for a Dream clips running through his head
By “two way” do you mean double-ended?
-Guy who now has Requiem for a Dream clips running through his head
the firm website is a chest full of treasures
the firm website is a chest full of treasures
it wiggled and moved
Stuff like this happens at Bridgewater all the time. It’s no big deal.
Stuff like this happens at Bridgewater all the time. It’s no big deal.
Stuff like this happens at Bridgewater all the time. It’s no big deal.
…ass to ass….
…bust to bust……
…ass to ass….
…bust to bust……
…ass to ass….
…bust to bust……
uh, even Ray Dalio thinks this is weird.
uh, even Ray Dalio thinks this is weird.
uh, even Ray Dalio thinks this is weird.
1- none of the above. preferred titles- sweetie, hon.
2- none of the above. wear bra cup 2 sizes too small so tits bulge out.
3- yes
4- d- no fabric
5- d. clearly.
1- none of the above. preferred titles- sweetie, hon.
2- none of the above. wear bra cup 2 sizes too small so tits bulge out.
3- yes
4- d- no fabric
5- d. clearly.
1- none of the above. preferred titles- sweetie, hon.
2- none of the above. wear bra cup 2 sizes too small so tits bulge out.
3- yes
4- d- no fabric
5- d. clearly.
1- none of the above. preferred titles- sweetie, hon.
2- none of the above. wear bra cup 2 sizes too small so tits bulge out.
3- yes
4- d- no fabric
5- d. clearly.
1- none of the above. preferred titles- sweetie, hon.
2- none of the above. wear bra cup 2 sizes too small so tits bulge out.
3- yes
4- d- no fabric
5- d. clearly.
I have so much to learn from you.
-PJ
I have so much to learn from you.
-PJ
I have so much to learn from you.
-PJ
I have so much to learn from you.
-PJ
I have so much to learn from you.
-PJ
I have so much to learn from you.
-PJ
I have so much to learn from you.
-PJ
I have so much to learn from you.
-PJ
I have so much to learn from you.
-PJ
I have so much to learn from you.
-PJ
I have so much to learn from you.
-PJ
In my MBA ethics class, we were always taught to think, “Now what would Warren Buffett do if he were in this situation, accused of these things.”
or do fish swim
Do her markers smell?
It’s good to see Infinite Comma is back. We missed you bud.
Ok I’m sold. Where do I apply?
Drunkeness, throwing things, revealing clothes on unattractive women? Maybe ‘Diva of Distressed’ should have been on Bravo following Real Housewives of New Jersey instead of the Sundance Channel.
Drunkeness, throwing things, revealing clothes on unattractive women? Maybe ‘Diva of Distressed’ should have been on Bravo following Real Housewives of New Jersey instead of the Sundance Channel.
She had me at “sitting down in business meetings in such a way that her short tight mini skirts pull up and display her crotch area to those persons who must face her and address her”.
Lynn got upset when everyone kept calling her Larry
Right? I’m in! I wonder if I would receive the same treatment in Bess Levin’s office?
BL – be LT next Halloween please.
It’s my understanding, based on this testimony, that she’s not too hot for Citibank. Correct?
-Executive Headhunter
Now if she struck people *with* her barely-restrained breasts, that would be fantastic…
People pay to be treated like that on Craigslist.
People pay to be treated like that on Craigslist.
BL is disarmingly sweet and well-behaved in person.
BL is disarmingly sweet and well-behaved in person.
handbridge to handbridge…
See, whenever she said “Oh, like you’re not going to cum in my mouth,” everyone would just laugh, because no, of course they didn’t cum in her mouth. They came on her barely concealed wiggling breasts!
See, whenever she said “Oh, like you’re not going to cum in my mouth,” everyone would just laugh, because no, of course they didn’t cum in her mouth. They came on her barely concealed wiggling breasts!
Meredith, Deborahlee and Lynn start a fund, call it Medusa Management LLC. (no disrespect to Meredith btw)
Tits aren’t real so it’s all only just pretend.
Anyone else think she looks like a busted version of Jill Kelly the pornstar?
50 year old pussy?
they’re real if i can shut my eyes real tight and try to make liquid romance on them
Looks like Wifey.
Thanks for ruining it for everyone
Could have sworn I saw questions #2 and 4 on the CFA Level 1 exam last year…
Oh please! How pathetic! The claims made by Wrobel are just that, claims. Claims, that are also unfounded and have been venemously spit by a disgrunteled ex-employee. Wrobel..read, just another wall street hog digging for dollars with a personal vendetta. Sure the woman is a bit a rough around the edges when you hold her up against a tight lipped, pearl bearing, turtle neck conservative (and even then , I ‘ve seen one or two kick crap around and swear)…but it should be obvious to anyone that she consciouly chose to run with the boys…to be considered an equal, and achieving that by holding her ground, whether by proudly flaunting her decolletage (which she has consciouly and strategically done, and spoken out about) or flaunting a mini skirt. Foul mouth? Anyone who has worked in any arm of finance has subjected their ears at one time or another to swearing. Simple indsutry common place. As though the writers of the articles never swear close to deadline? If any man were engaging in these practices, there’d be no story. Sensationalizing nothing at all……….
Hey Lynn…Get the fuck off of dealbreaker and show your tits.
You mean upon meeting someone for the first time she doesn’t shove a ball gag in their mouth and call them a naughty hawk?
UBS sucks!
Dad?
-LT
Better in the mouth than in the eye, sweetheart.
Only if you show me yours baby!
I have bad news, I don’t have tits. But here is the good news when I’m about to cum just smack me on the ass so I don’t cum in your mouth. I *promise* I won’t cum in your mouth.
It wasnt Lynn, it was me, youvicious animal liars.
- Biff B.
You o do have tits. You were caught you sucking on one …
I have a dental dam in my truck
- Kenny Powers
It’s a good thing…meaning she has two sides to her/is wife material.
It’s a good thing…meaning she has two sides to her/is wife material.
Considering Lynn posed in lingerie holding a god damn whip and sent it out to clients, the above sounds pretty damn in line with something she’d do.
Considering Lynn posed in lingerie holding a god damn whip and sent it out to clients, the above sounds pretty damn in line with something she’d do.
Or…not at all. Sweet and salty is the best combo. Crush intact.
Dear Investors,
Our company is based on sound principles of conduct and always has been. Needless to say, both the lawsuit and the rumors in the internet about my behaviour are completly unfounded.
Truth be told Andre Wrobel is just a useless cock-sucking son of a bitch.
All the best
Lynn Tilton
It’s called being a lady in the street and a freak in the bed.
Levin, call me.
I’d do it. Above covers, lights on even
are they hiring?
Not to mention the fact that she was quoted in the WSJ as saying she “only strips and flips men”….
And what was that story on here a few weeks ago about the MD at SocGen or somewhere that tried to bite someone’s ear off at a dinner? Would sure as hell rather have a female boss shaking her titties in my face than have some dude trying to play Mike Tyson.
Lynn’s fee structure
2% (double team) and 20% (gang bang)
Fuck Meredith and the crashing Muni wave she rode in on.
~As Much Disrespect As Possible
Fuck Meredith and the crashing Muni wave she rode in on.
~As Much Disrespect As Possible
Also from the WSJ article, it discussed her keeping handcuffs, whips, etc in her office. No way above allegations are anything but 100 percent true.
And? Who cares? I’ve seen those pictures and I think they are awesome….the woman is eccentric as hell, no doubt about that. Pushing the boundaries is a breath of fresh air in a sea of suits. A bit shrewd, tacky jewels and rough words, but does that mean she doesn’t get the job done? That she hasn’t been honest or fair to her employees and that Wrobel didn’t deserve to get fired? EVERY day you would find rough and degrading behavior spewing from the most sophisticated and refined ranking gentleman in any big bank or alternative shop….yet, there are no articles written here about it, unless the extremity of their behavior went well beyond any of the above claims. What is the point of this article? This is reminisce of a Salem witch hunt. Instead of wasting time crying like babies over swearing and flagerent, exagerated claims about a woman who is actually quite bright and fair, best to redirect your time towards surveilling the very men who brought down wall street not so long ago (putting us all in the hole) and still live on in positions of power engaging in far worse and/or risky behavior personally and proffesionaly….
Can’t identify with style choices and most likely don’t party as hard as the old girl, but the woman is accomplished and has found herself ranking amongst the company of men that I imagine most of us on here could only dream to reach.
She seems sweet.
It’s not common practice to hit your employees, I don’t care what your gender.
Im guessing she didnt do that to you, you surely missed out..shes has does a better gag job than L.B. has on his employees during the goldman abacus trial
-guy who shamelessly watches to CSPAN on youtube
I assume you must be one of the employees she *smacked around* as it seems that you are very confident that this claim is true………….
makes no sense but i like the effort
I dont think anyone is dissing her accomplishments, or whether there exists salty language or inappropriate comments made across the Street. The question presented is whether her behavior in the CONTEXT OF THE LAW, is within the bounds of reasonableness. She’s got some problems if even 50% of this is true and her success as a business woman doesn’t excuse, what we all know is massively inappropriate.
Tilson & Trump in 2012
who’s on top?
Lynn, we need to talk…
- R. Glenn Hubbard
Lynn, we need to talk…
- R. Glenn Hubbard
Lynn, we need to talk…
- R. Glenn Hubbard
this bundle-o-bitch could learn a thing or two from the survivor/lotto-playing chef Guy Bernier
this bundle-o-bitch could learn a thing or two from the survivor/lotto-playing chef Guy Bernier
I wouldn’t f’ her with Erin Callan’s dick. actually…who am i kidding.
lynn,
please remove all copyrighted images
- wifey
Don’t know about you, but we always found it a highly motivational technique.
-The Royal Navy
Inappropriate does not equate to illegal, despite what the HR-types would like to believe. To tell the truth it’s not even clear to me from the Forbes article that any of her behaviour is relevant to the legal case, which seems to be some sort of a contract dispute– which is likely why the evidence concerning that was struck from the record “on procedural grounds.”
The accusations may be true but they probably would never have generated a legal action were it not for Lynn T’s net worth…
i do it from time to time
could you imagine her with a strapon? Preferably a nice 12″ black one.
I’d smash it, not even gonna lie
Man, sounds like the type of firm I want to work for. I think I am going to apply for a position(dead serious). I will work all the hours I can with these benefits.
I have to wonder – would Wrobel have complained if he hadn’t been fired for cause? Would the environment been so inappropriate he would have left??
I doubt it – it became unbearable when and only when he was fired for stealing.
I have to wonder – would Wrobel have complained if he hadn’t been fired for cause? Would the environment been so inappropriate he would have left??
I doubt it – it became unbearable when and only when he was fired for stealing.
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