You’re asked to take part in one team building exercise involving licking whipped cream off the boss’s breasts and all of a sudden you can’t have sex for months.
“It’s a form of control and humiliation,” says another employee, adding that the experience of working for Tilton was so emasculating that it took him months after leaving the firm to have sex again. This employee also says that Tilton perceives all of her male employees as being in love with her. Which is perhaps the reason that, holding court in a conference room during her 50th- birthday party, Tilton offered her male employees a choice: They could take a Jell-O shot off her stomach or lick whipped cream off her breasts. “The crazy part was, she saw it as morale building,” says one person present. “People were hiding in the bathroom.”
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At least there was no option involving cottage cheese behind her thighs.
Didn’t the GoDaddy CEO shoot one of those once?
Lynn is awesome. She did a 15-min live show for me on ladyboyjuice-dt-com before I was reprimanded.
-SEC Attorney
Nothing says employee loyalty like ATM in the conference room.
XOXO
~Lynn
She used the morale line on me too. Right before she put me in the box.
The Gimp
Sounds like Lynn and Ping attended the same management course. Perhaps they could join forces. “Patriarch Ping Partners” has a nice ring to it.
Emasculated Intern: Um, Ms. Tilton, ma’am? What was it you wanted me to get you for lunch?
LT: The same thing I have every day sugardick: one tossed salad
EI: Oh, ok. What kind of dressing do you want?
LT: You’re not catching my drift sweetheart…
NY Mag did her no favors using the pics of her on that Queen Anne after she obviously crushed the middle of it.
Option three involved a strategically placed maraschino cherry (stem-side out).
-Guy who was so emasculated by Tilton he left to found Matriarch Partners
…it’s about what kind of dressing YOU want.
You mean you didn’t have the option of a Jello shot AND the cream licking?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I never thought of hiding in the washroom during team building. Thanks, Patriarchers!
Lights off, silicone filled jello shots, scream mask on her, life size cutout of Tilton staring at me, my eyes gouged out, gag ball in my mouth, tears falling down my face, while handcuffed to the gimp from Pulp Fiction.
I’m hiding in the bathroom right now…with my phone open to the above picture…while shamefully masturbating
Come on, who would be desperate to tap that ass? More than a mouthfull is a waste anyway.
Crybabies. Let me tell you something about being emasculated…
– Andrew Tong
Bastard!! You beat me to it.
Add soya sauce and wasabi, the fishy taste will go away….
Fukushima survivor
Yeah, right. Only if it’s Paul Bunyan’s mouth.
too soon.
The Ansaldi people DO have 3 balls in their logo thanks to LT!
http://www.asiansaldo.com/english/index.php
I could see this being an issue if Raj used these morale building techniques.
“Raj offered his male employees a choice: They could take a Jell-O shot off his stomach or lick whipped cream off his breasts.”
C’mon guys, don’be such stiffs. She was just trying to do the Katy Perry whipped cream can thing from the California Girls clip, that’s all.
-Patriarch Dairy Division
Brutal imagery…..
Trying to imagine Steinhardt having a conversation with her at Taco Bell on their first date.
Yeah, way too soon.
You mean at Taco Bell where they met, right? I heard this broad is a sucker for critter ties and the #6 with beef gorditas.
anybody else catch lynn’s postings assness-style last week, on the response to forbes thread
That couch collapsed faster than Rory on ten
funny, this is what Lenny D offered the folks at CNBC for an interview.
snookie’s mom needs to cut back on the sweet pickles
Oh, RECEIPT GUY, where art thou? This pic/story is just too ripe.
At least half the guys on here would be happily in line for the shots and cream… I would…
although I still can’t figure how anyone sane would invest a dime with this woman… is Patriarch a laundering front, scam, worse?
Ny Mag: Can you describe your experience at MP?
Current Employee (who wants to leave, but has chosen to stay): It’s like torture. You can’t imagine what it feels like to have the boss graze her pierced nipples across the back of your neck as she stands over your shoulder looking at your new valuation model. You have no idea what it is to know that your inferior colleague was promoted because he deemed to have a superior “package” based on some supposed “Mid-section Appraisal Methodology.” It hurts.
You don’t know shit about anyone on here but yourself.
Oh and that makes it better?
Too soon…
pussy.
I’m trying to cut sugar out of my diet
I’d hit it.
TVnrXX Hey, thanks for the blog post.Really thank you! Much obliged.