Depending on how much cash you’ve got.
“I’d been told by many men in Memphis, including my banker, that there was a girl who’d give golfers [oral sex] when they got to the 16th hole at Southwind,” Sherrie Daly, the fourth ex-wife of golfer John Daly revealed. “Apparently, all they had to do was pay $300 when they got there, and she’d take them into the bushes and she’d do it for them right there.”
[DM]
Are you saying there are hookers catering to wealthy execs out there? I am shocked, shocked I tell you. Yawn
No one suggested this was shocking but I’m glad you didn’t let that get in the way of leaving a worthless comment here today.
was the ‘yawn’ in reference to the amusing anecdote or to your own comment?
Brant can’t watch or he has to pay a hundred.
BJ on the 16th: $300.00
Look on bankers face when he finds poison ivy on his johnson: Priceless
19th Hole Sluts must be added to my collection!
– Jeffrey Gundlach
Prostitution is illegal at Southwind, and I NEVER slice
-judge smails
awful, lock yourself in the basement
16 is the number 1 stroke hole
I’m gunna go find an ATM.
God bless you, but . . . pearls before swine? Just sayin’.
You see, now it makes sense why Agusta National is a Gentlemens’ Private Club, and why Tiger seemed to be distracted on the final back 9 at the Masters.
P.S. yes, I know it’s in GA rather than TN
I’m calling bull shit. You don’t stop for a blowjob on the 16th hole for the same reason you don’t stop to take a shit on the 16th hole: it slows down the game, and if the guys you’re playing with don’t mind, the foursome behind you certainly will.
you see?
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We’re shocked– shocked! to discover that there’s been inappropriate activity going on here
Standard & Poor’s
The most amazing thing to me about this story is that Memphis has bankers. Really?? What do they do?? How much money could Bubba need to borrow to open his BBQ shack? I wouldn’t think the Taco Bell guy in that football movie would justify his own banker. “Memphis Banker” seems to be the most mythical thing about this story.
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I agree… That would significantly mess up the rate of play. Especially, if everyone in your foursome wanted to get theres. If they had said after the 18th hole, or in a special room in the club house, I could have believed it. At most clubs, if you stopped for a bj and slowed down the 15 foursomes behind you, you would get free anal from a 9 iron as a bonus.
Guys at my high school used to get BJs from the cart girls all the time. It was no big deal.
Guys at my high school used to get BJs from the cart girls all the time. It was no big deal.