Archive for April 2011

  • 07 Apr 2011 at 8:30 AM

Opening Bell: 04.07.11

Feds: Insider Scheme Spanned 17 Years (WSJ)
The alleged scheme revealed on Wednesday stretched back to 1994, when Mr. Kluger allegedly told the co-conspirator while attending law school at New York University and after taking a summer associate job at Cravath that “I’ve got something,” meaning he had access to confidential information, prosecutors said. The co-conspirator then approached Mr. Bauer, whom he had worked with in the 1990s at venture capital firm Weiss, Peck & Greer. Mr. Bauer agreed to trade based on the information provided, prosecutors said. “They structured their relationship so that Bauer and Kluger did not have direct contact prior to the trades,” said Daniel M. Hawke, the regional director for the Securities and Exchange Commission’s Philadelphia office.

Portugal Bailout May Reach $129 Billion (WSJ)
“The talk is for around €75 billion, but this could be raised to around €90billion. A bailout package can be put together very quickly as there has already been preparatory work in anticipation of Portugal’s request,” said the minister, who asked not to be identified.

Moody’s May Take Axe To UK Bank Ratings (Reuters)
Up to 18 British banks could see their senior debt ratings cut several notches by Moody’s over coming months as the rating agency assesses how they would fare without implicit government support. The banks more immediately vulnerable to a downgrade are smaller institutions, including many building societies, rather than larger banks still heavily supported by the state, Moody’s said Thursday.

The Valley’s Banker Returns To The Top (NYT)
Andrew Ross Sorkin: “I’d really prefer you didn’t write about me,” Mr. Quattrone said recently, trying to dissuade me from this column. But it is hard to ignore Mr. Quattrone. In the last year, his boutique advisory firm, Qatalyst Partners, has been involved in nearly every major technology merger. As Hewlett-Packard and Dell battled over 3Par last summer, Mr. Quattrone was calling the shots. He orchestrated the sale of Palm to H.P. for $1.2 billion in April 2010. And Texas Instruments’ $6.5 billion deal to buy National Semiconductor this week? Yes, that was his deal, too.

ECB Raises Interest Rates (WSJ)
The European Central Bank on Thursday raised its benchmark interest rate to 1.25% from a historic low of 1%, as expected, making it the first of the developed world’s major central banks to initiate a cycle of raising rates.

A Hot Idea Falls Short At Goldman (WSJ)
Goldman spent millions of dollars to develop the private exchange, and senior Goldman bankers spent over a year on the project. They gave it an awkward name—the “GS Tradable Unregistered Equity OTC Market” or GSTrUE—but it seemed like an instant success. Los Angeles-based Oaktree Capital Management LLC raised about $1 billion in May 2007, selling a 15% stake in itself on the Goldman market. Two months later, Apollo Management LP, the big New York private-equity firm, also sold shares, raising $895 million. Many bankers expected the new market to steal some of the hottest offerings from the New York Stock Exchange and Nasdaq. Private-equity firms, hedge funds and others that guarded their privacy seemed likely to sell shares there. At the time, Oaktree partners Howard Marks and Bruce Karsh predicted in a memo to clients that “a number of premier companies in other industries” would join their firm on the Goldman platform. Rival banks and exchanges soon launched competing private markets. Then a curious thing happened—hardly any investors showed up.

Sailor, 85, crosses Atlantic on raft with friends (MSNBC)
A stroke of bad luck for Anthony Smith paid for the trip (he was hit by a van and broke his hip). “I got some compensation money,” he said. “So what do you blow the compensation money on? You blow it on a raft.” Continue reading »

  • 06 Apr 2011 at 5:36 PM

Write-Offs: 04.06.11

$$$ Rajaratnam Gains Totaled $63 Million, FBI Agent Testifies [Bloomberg]

$$$ Berkshire Scandal Hints at Potential Gaps in Disclosure Laws [WSJ]

$$$ 10 biggest insider stock sales [Fortune] Continue reading »

In a lawsuit filed by a former employee Andre Wrobel, Patriarch Partners founder Lynn Tilton was accused of having a slightly unorthodox management style around the office. Before we get to the allegations (which Tilton’s attorney described as “scandalous” and “irrelevant”), we’re going to take a little quiz, aimed at business owners and those in leadership positions. Please answer the following:

1) What are some appropriate nicknames to refer to employees by:
a) sport, champ, hoss
b) buddy boy, bro, broheim
c) idiot, dumbass, hey stupid
d) dicks, fucks, assholes

2) To command the room during a meeting do you:
a) Speak loudly and clearly
b) have a rule that anyone who interrupts or plays with his/her Blackberry is thrown out
c) Sit in such a way that your crotch area is exposed to those persons who must face and address you.

3) Which of the following are okay to do to employees (circle all that apply):
* hit them
* insult them
* throw things at them
* beat them

4) What is an appropriate level of fabric when it comes to the breast area:
a) The amount found in a turtle neck
b) however much it takes to cover them completely
c) just enough so that they’re “barely restrained to the point of wiggling and moving like they are about to fall out at any minute”

5) An underling tells you something you think might be a lie. Do you:
a) Ask them some probing follow up questions
b) tell them “I don’t think you’re being honest with me”
c) wait for them to trip themselves up in the lie
d) sarcastically respond “Sure, you expect me to believe that, like I’m going to believe you’re not going to cum in my mouth!” Continue reading »

They didn’t want to get caught but they also didn’t really want to get up off the couch. Continue reading »

Talk to former employees, and you sometimes get a very a different story. They speak in whispers of a “terrifying” and “evil” boss, given to eruptions of rage, who exploits her femininity to throw off men, who threw herself a 50th birthday party where staffers did jello shots off her stomach and chest. [Forbes]

Think you’re the only one who likes to drizzle the sugary goodness on your breakfast food? Think again! Continue reading »

  • 06 Apr 2011 at 1:18 PM

Dear Ping Capital Investors

The last quarter was good to the Ping Exception Value team. Continue reading »

Earlier this morning, Garrett Bauer, a trader who mostly “worked from home” and Matthew Kluger, an M&A attorney, were accused of running a decades-long insider trading scam that involved stealing information from several law firms. Recently, the duo became suspicious that the authorities were on to them and, naturally, went about destroying evidence. Because the feds were indeed building a case against the guys and had obtained permission to record their phone calls, we’re privy to a conversation that took place on March 18, 2011, between Bauer and an individual only identified as CC-1. While Bauer doesn’t walk CC-1 through the actual steps of how he broke a disposable phone in half (as accused insider trader Donald Longueuil did, noting the use of pliers), he does make us feel like we were in the McDonald’s with him that night, particularly when he flipped out thinking some random guy buying a Big Mac was an undercover agent, and proceeded to ask the customer, “Do you know me?” Continue reading »

Until recently, Stephanie Bon, pictured, was working as an HR assistant for Lloyds, making £7/hour. The Chief Executive officer of the bank, António Horta-Osório, makes £4,000/hour (or £13.5million annually). Is this pay disparity fair? Stephanie didn’t think so! Continue reading »

The trader and lawyer duo have apparently been going at it for “decades.” Continue reading »