For his new book about Goldman Sachs, Money and Power, William Cohan goes inside to figure out the Masters of the Universe’s secrets to success. Speaking to FINS recently, Cohan noted that the firm subscribes to a “work hard, work hard” mantra (as opposed to “work hard, play hard”) and that it goes to great lengths to nail the idea into employees’ heads that failure is not tolerated. For instance, former president John Thornton once mentioned, while pitching a potential client, “If we do not get this mandate, I will personally slit the throats of all my team and drink their blood.” This of course got us nostalgic enough to break into the GS archives for some other motivational quotes by Thornton, all of which, as was the case on the throat slitting deal, got the job done. Continue reading »
Archive for April 2011
Earlier this month, legendary investor** Lenny Dykstra was charged with bankruptcy fraud. His crime? Helping himself to some items from his foreclosed on house and making a little profit off them (“Dykstra allegedly had dozens of items including chandeliers, mirrors, artwork, a stove and a grandfather clock delivered to a consignment store, Uniques, on South Barrington Avenue in West Los Angeles. The owner of the store paid him cash for a U-Haul truckload of goods”). Nails was was held on $150,000 bail for almost a week until his knight in shining armor busted him out of the joint. Continue reading »
Ben Stein Prefers Mutual Funds To Hedge Funds, Feels The Need To Note He Doesn’t Support Insider Trading
By Bess Levin
Bloomberg Brief recently caught up with Nixon speechwriter, actor and Clear Eyes shill Ben Stein to pick his brain on the state of the hedge fund industry. Stein’s thoughts? Investors are getting robbed on management/performance fees and the only way a hedge fund can beat the market is via insider trading which Stein wants no part of in case anyone was wondering. Continue reading »
Time was, you worked an ungodly amount of hours, sacrificed your personal life, health and so on and so forth in a banking gig because your employer was going to make it rain ka-ching! on your face at the end of the day. In these harrowing, post-crisis times, though, things have changed. The slave labor is still there but the pay is not. Take 2010- according to a “paymaster” interviewed by the Journal‘s Dennis Berman, median banker pay was at about $1.6 million and with this newly popular deferred bonus business, after taxes one is looking at about $380,000 in cash, which the paymaster notes is “not a lot of money,” and which some think might not be worth your time. Continue reading »
Financiers Switch To GOP (WSJ)
Daniel Loeb, founder of Third Point LLC, was one of the biggest Obama fund-raisers in 2008, rounding up $200,000 for him, according to campaign-finance records. In the decade prior, Mr. Loeb and his wife donated $250,000 to Democrats and less than $10,000 to Republicans. But since Mr. Obama’s inauguration, Mr. Loeb has given $468,000 to Republican candidates and the GOP, and just $8,000 to Democrats. Hedge-fund kings have feelings, too, and the president appears to have hurt them…Mr. Loeb is part of a shift in political allegiance within the world of hedge funds that also includes such big names as Steven Cohen’s SAC Capital Advisors and Kenneth Griffin’s Citadel Investment Group. Managers and employees of hedge funds directed a majority of their contributions to the GOP in the 2009-2010 election season, a pattern not seen since 1996, when the industry was much smaller.
UBS Attracts Highest Inflows Since 2007 as Profit Tops Estimates (Bloomberg)
UBS rose as much as 6.1 percent in Swiss trading, the biggest gain since July, after wealth management and retail clients added a net 16.7 billion francs ($19 billion), more than double the estimate of analysts surveyed by Bloomberg. Net income was 1.81 billion francs, topping the 1.69 billion-franc forecast of analysts…“The main thing is they’re having inflows again, and that’s good,” said Dirk Becker, a Frankfurt-based analyst at Kepler Capital Markets. “The investment bank will remain a construction site for UBS for a while.”
Qaddafi’s Money Man in Vienna Loses Funds With London Friends (Bloomberg)
As Muammar Qaddafi’s forces strafed crowds of protesters in Tripoli with automatic gunfire on Feb. 21, the dictator’s money manager fled the city in a car to the airport to escape the violence. With phone lines and Internet connections down, Mustafa Zarti, vice chairman of Libya’s $65 billion sovereign-wealth fund, couldn’t buy an airline ticket in advance. As mobs of travelers at the airport jostled for seats on packed flights, Zarti scored a spot in business class on Austrian Airlines and flew to Vienna, Bloomberg Markets magazine reports in its June issue. “It was catastrophic that day,” Zarti says. “I’m very sad for Libya.”
Boehner opens door to cutting U.S. oil tax breaks (Reuters)
“It’s certainly something we should be looking at,” Boehner said in an ABC News interview. “We’re in a time when the federal government’s short on revenues. They ought to be paying their fair share.” “Everybody wants to go after the oil companies and frankly, they’ve got some part of this to blame,” he said.
Biggest Banks Beating Estimates Can’t Hide 13% Drop in Revenue (Bloomberg)
“Loans still make up half of bank revenues and loan growth is negative,” Brian Foran and Glenn Schorr, analysts at Nomura Holdings Inc. in New York, wrote in an April 14 note. “We have spent the last few weeks on the road visiting investors. The overwhelming feedback on banks has been ‘Why bother?’”
NY Jurors Can’t See Graphics Again In Insider Case (BusinessWeek)
The jurors at the trial of Raj Rajaratnam began working at midday Monday after a federal judge in Manhattan described the law they must follow. They ended four hours later and will resume Tuesday. They asked to see defense exhibits they didn’t know they already had in binders and graphs prosecutors showed during closings but they can’t see again because they’re not exhibits. Continue reading »
$$$ “Cohan wrote of a partner who summoned a group of i-banking greenhorns to a conference room at 5 p.m. on the Friday before Memorial Day weekend. The partner showed up at 10 p.m. and told the group that the waiting had been an exercise in patience and having ‘the right attitude.’ The three rookies who had left early — all armed with MBAs from top schools — were fired on Tuesday.” [FINS]
$$$ Raj Rajaratnam Jury Deliberates [WSJ]
$$$ Is Buffett’s teflon finally wearing off? [Reuters]
$$$ Japan’s Terrifying Day Saw Unprecedented Exposed Fuel Rods [Bloomberg] Continue reading »
Over the weekend, “a man named Tim” made a reservation for a surf lesson at Open Ocean Surf Lessons in Half Moon Bay, for himself and his daughter. When six people showed up, instructor David Alexander thought nothing of it, figuring the other guys were “just business associates.” When he suggested the suits, who were not taking part, wait in a near by restaurant, he was told, “No, I gotta watch.” Alexander again thought nothing of it, until Geithner’s daughter cued him into the fact that a) those guys were Secret Service and b) who dad was. “Who knows, he probably just unloads all the economy in the water,” Dave told a reporter. “You know that’s a lot of unloading….oh my god, you’d need at least a few sessions for that.” Continue reading »
Steve Schwarzman Doesn’t Want To Pay Higher Taxes Any More Than He Wants To Make The Medicine Medicine Go Down Without Mary Poppins’ Help (But He Knows He Has To)
By Bess Levin“We’re in a situation that’s serious enough that almost everyone in society is going to have to give something up. No one is going to like it- it’s going to be like medicine in the old days, that just tasted really bad, but if you didn’t take your medicine, you weren’t going to get healthy…Everyone in this society is going to end up bearing some burden except the very poor who need to be protected. But I think this is a widespread issue where everyone is going to be giving something up, and if you don’t, you’re not going to be able to solve the problems we have. Nine percent of GDP is over $1 trillion per year- that is piling up. It is not really as much of an abstract concept. The more we do this, eventually we reach a point where the country has great difficulty preserving the livelihoods for people as they know it. It is really an issue that must be addressed.” Continue reading »
About six weeks back, investor Carl Icahn announced he’d be closing the hedge fund he opened in 2004. The move- and the fact that Icahn is 75 years old- got the Times thinking. Thinking things like 1) Icahn’s getting up there in years and might die soon (as evidenced by the headline “The Raider In The Winter” and 2) That he’d “lost so much money during the financial crisis that he is still a bit shaken by the experience.” Icahn addressed the second point, which he says is false, in a letter to the editor over the weekend. The short version? The Grey Lady can suck it. The slightly longer version: Continue reading »
New Chairman Of Glencore Not Down With Pregnant Women Or Women Who Could Conceivably Get Pregnant In The Future
By Bess LevinDon’t get Simon Murray wrong, he loves the pregnant ladies. They really rev his engine, but they don’t belong in the boardroom. Continue reading »
