Talk to former employees, and you sometimes get a very a different story. They speak in whispers of a “terrifying” and “evil” boss, given to eruptions of rage, who exploits her femininity to throw off men, who threw herself a 50th birthday party where staffers did jello shots off her stomach and chest. [Forbes]
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This Is A Story About Lynn Tilton’s Employees Doing Jello Shots Off Her Rack
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what else was done *on* her chest and was a HB needed?
If she were just using her femininity, no one would be thrown off.
We used to fuck. Classy broad.
HB needed due to ravages of time.
Were the shots chlorophyll-flavored?
Were the shots chlorophyll-flavored?
All kidding aside, does anyone find her even the least bit attractive? I have horribly low standards and she falls way below the bar.
All kidding aside, does anyone find her even the least bit attractive? I have horribly low standards and she falls way below the bar.
UBS sucks!
UBS sucks!
I do.
Did you mean chloroform?
the chest says: “you can lead a horse to water,” but the face says: “you’re going to need a few drinks”
Why now? What’d they do? Details, photos, names, losses, please be graphic. Thanks.
Yeah they were wheatgrass shots
The outdoor photoshoot says “I’m a fan of natural things,” but the color of her hair, teeth, skin, and nails says “but I’ll be damned if they’re going to happen to me.”
In a later complaint that was stricken from the record on procedural grounds, Wrobel describes a workplace fraught with routine harassment. Tilton, he alleges:
• 1. Repeatedly refers to people as “dicks” “fucks” and “assholes;”
• 2. Repeatedly uses crass humiliating and insulting phrases (“gutter talk”) such as: “Sure, you expect me to believe that, like I’m going to believe you’re not going to cum in my mouth!”
• 3. Repeatedly, and knowingly, sitting down at business meetings in such a way that her short tight “mini skirts” pull up and display her crotch area to those persons who must face her and address her;
• 4. Repeatedly, in business meetings, shouting, insulting, throwing things at people, hitting and striking them, and calling them a flood of various insulting names (constant temper tantrums and explosions of expletives and insults);
• 5. Constantly wearing low cut, v neck, or tight, tops which allow Ms. Tilton’s large breasts to be barely restrained to the point of wiggling and moving like they are about to “fall out” at any minute. This pattern of business behavior prompted one company executive to show Mr. Wrobel, and others, his “animation” on his cell phone which displayed an “enhanced” photograph of Ms. Tilton from the waist up wearing a white dress with her breasts “jiggling” (artificially and digitally animated) back and forth. Mr. Wrobel has never in his career seen a CEO and her executives subjected to this unique type of “business” environment.
What exactly is the problem here?
If you have to ask, you just don’t get it.
If it had read “shots off her knees and chest at the same time” I would find it more believable.
@I wish the ‘Tilton’ were swapped for ‘Cohen’, also wishing ‘Chest’ was swapped for ‘Taint’?
I would probably meet her behind Minetta’s for a sordid 5 minutes of anal love.
Bess, can we get a “barely restrained to the point of wiggling” tag here?
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Where do I send my resume?
You wouldn’t know a classy broad if she came and took a dump on your chest
I’d hit that, sober, blinds up in the daylight
- Guy who likes cougars who have “had some work done”
Yes but only because I have a penis.
Lynn,
Why the long face?
She appears to be a hominid, but I can’t discern precisely which genus to which she belongs.
where is this from??
Who can say no to jello shots?
I’d nail her.
-Nails
kill yourself
kill yourself
she’s a 1
-guy who hasn’t slammed an 8+ since i maxed out my chase debit card
The ring interferes somewhat with her fisting all 1st year associates at the end of training. Other that that I have no concerns.
The ring interferes somewhat with her fisting all 1st year associates at the end of training. Other that that I have no concerns.
Dude brah, I just started on the street and well, it’s hard finding slam pieces like i used to in Durham. I’m used to 8′s & 9′s so what is this shit?
-bro w/ nearly maxed out chase debit card
Dude brah, I just started on the street and well, it’s hard finding slam pieces like i used to in Durham. I’m used to 8′s & 9′s so what is this shit?
-bro w/ nearly maxed out chase debit card
She looked a lot better when she was in Dallas
She looked a lot better when she was in Dallas
She looked a lot better when she was in Dallas
Homo Erectus, I’d say
P.S. — Oh yes, there’s a postscript you might be interested in — Mousy says he stinkfingered Bunny Cote.
Bunga bunga!
-Silvio
Bunga bunga!
-Silvio
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Since it is Lynn we are talking about, would you be pitching or catching?
That birthday party was a no-win. If you didn’t the jello shots off her chest, she would have called you out as a wimp. If you did the shots, you were eventually fired anyway……
Like none of you saw this coming….
can we double team?
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I’ll bet she handles like an IROC-Z with an aftermarket spoiler.
-Guy who doesn’t exactly know what that means but sort of does
She doesn’t “belong” to anyone at DE Shaw!
who are her investors, do she have any or is Patriarch a front for money laundering, the mob who knows what? she is clearly a total nut job…