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UBS Employees Escorted Out Of The Building By Cops, FBI (Update)

We’re told four UBS employees were pulled out of the Stamford office Tuesday, after two of them returned from vacation. Apparently all four “worked in operations and were responsible for securities movements and payments.”

It’s unclear at this time what happened. A “major meeting was held yesterday with senior MD’s to asses the damage.”

If you know of any other details, or if this was a Jim Glover-esque incident, do get in touch.

Update: According to a spokesperson for the bank, it was UBS that escorted the employees out of the building, and “not enforcement officials.” The employees were asked to leave and not come back, “pending an internal review into their conduct.”

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218 Responses to “UBS Employees Escorted Out Of The Building By Cops, FBI (Update)”

  1. Anonymous says:

    UBS… wait for it… wait for it…

  2. guest says:

    They weren’t arrested for making money, that’s for sure.

  3. Insider/outside Her says:

    All four were taking turns doing the cleaning lady. Hey, so it was a better solution than arguing over her, am I right?

  4. Guest says:

    Cheer up, the Druries looking really good today.

    • Guestier says:

      Outstanding! I think she referenced something about the market being “flat.” The Druries and flat do not belong in the same sentence…..

  5. BetterLateThanNever says:

    UBS discovered these guys wrote themselves the largest bonuses in the firm – 5 years ago.. Finally, they caught up with them…

  6. PasteSpecialFormats says:

    “Excuse me, UBS employee. You’re going to have to leave immeadiately and come with us.”

    “Oh my God…thank you.”

  7. Bumpus says:

    UBS should….duck?

  8. hmmm says:

    The FBI let them stay on vacation? Did they show up last week and they were told to come back the Thursday before Easter between ten and eleven, because Wed they had to answer email and catch up and Thursday was full of Status meetings till at least ten am?

  9. The Donald says:

    UBS your finances are less than savory

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  11. Anonymous says:

    They’ll get off. The only evidence is circumstantial. The feds figured UBS can’t possibly be losing this much money, so someone must be funneling money out and disguising it as massive losses.

  12. Andre says:

    UBS sucks!

    If you’re going to get arrested for securities violations, you might as well pull a Madoff and live a good life first. And I wouldn’t exactly say that working at UBS is the good life.

  13. Long Time Reader says:

    UBS needs to merge with Sheriff Joe Arpaio in order to survive.

  14. Operation in UBS? The only thing not winning more than that is a B movie called “Weekend at Bernies Prison Cell” where Madoff, Sanford, and Raj escape prison to Thailand where a hilarious but wild adventure ensues. Only to end abruptly when Bernie’s dead son has been awakened by an angry Jamaican quant analyst and they have to struggle to live (and party!) in an epic tale of sacrifice, love, and comedy.

    • Anonymous says:

      I find it amazing that you can still type, considering how drunk and/or high you must be in order to think that comment amusing.

      • We could call the cops, PermaGuest, but you know where we’d be spending our weekend. In some… goddamned hot police station answering questions we don’t know the answers to.

        – Guy who loves to quote WAB 2 and who was not out CONGA-DANCING all night, huh!

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  15. Guest says:

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  16. guest says:

    “major meeting was held yesterday with senior MD’s to asses the damage.” Typo or should that read “damage the asses”?

  17. Mexi-Cant says:

    UBS Ops. vs. Prison vs. University of Phoenix MBA. Discuss.

  18. tech says:

    Hi bess – any updates on this? My pals at News Corp are totally in the dark – as usual.

  19. Ed says:

    UBS sucks

  20. Ed says:

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  21. tech says:

    Very nice scoop – I see the msm reacting now.

  22. tech says:

    Very nice scoop – I see the msm reacting now.

  23. Confused Guest says:

    Am I the only one who thinks the guys were making a run for it and brought their own security in case someone tried to stop them from leaving?

  24. Confused Guest says:

    Am I the only one who thinks the guys were making a run for it and brought their own security in case someone tried to stop them from leaving?

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