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Weight Lifter Turned Accused Insider Trader And Galleon Employee Craig Drimal Pleads Guilty

Craig Drimal, the guy who got his start on Wall Street after forging a friendship with trader David Slaine at the gym “based on a shared passion for weight lifting and their mutual ability to bench-press 400 pounds” and later got a gig at Galleon after Slaine convinced the boss to Drimal away from his job as a bouncer at The Roxy, pleaded guilty to conspiracy and five counts of securities fraud this afternoon. [BusinessWeek]

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74 Responses to “Weight Lifter Turned Accused Insider Trader And Galleon Employee Craig Drimal Pleads Guilty”

  1. JR says:

    With all that strength, he could come in handy hoisting Rajjy Raj’s fat arse into the the top bunk. Can he squat press 850?

  2. JR says:

    With all that strength, he could come in handy hoisting Rajjy Raj’s fat arse into the the top bunk. Can he squat press 850?

  3. JR says:

    With all that strength, he could come in handy hoisting Rajjy Raj’s fat arse into the the top bunk. Can he squat press 850?

  4. Wahoo says:

    Wait, hold on, you’re telling me a former Roxy bouncer/weight-lifter/trainer/baldguy wasn’t able to make good in finance without getting insider tips?

    – Color me shocked

  5. Wahoo says:

    Wait, hold on, you’re telling me a former Roxy bouncer/weight-lifter/trainer/baldguy wasn’t able to make good in finance without getting insider tips?

    – Color me shocked

  6. Wahoo says:

    Wait, hold on, you’re telling me a former Roxy bouncer/weight-lifter/trainer/baldguy wasn’t able to make good in finance without getting insider tips?

    – Color me shocked

  7. Tony Horton says:

    You do have the CardioX option for those of you who are not… PlyoX ready!

    • NakedShort says:

      If you need one, take a break. Look at me, I’m taking a break, what the hell, life is good, I’m the leader, I can do whatever I want. But when you’re back, you’re back with a vengeance!

    • NakedShort says:

      If you need one, take a break. Look at me, I’m taking a break, what the hell, life is good, I’m the leader, I can do whatever I want. But when you’re back, you’re back with a vengeance!

    • NakedShort says:

      If you need one, take a break. Look at me, I’m taking a break, what the hell, life is good, I’m the leader, I can do whatever I want. But when you’re back, you’re back with a vengeance!

  8. Tony Horton says:

    You do have the CardioX option for those of you who are not… PlyoX ready!

  9. Anonymous says:

    Don’t worry, Craig. You won’t have to give up mutual sharing of your man passion in the slammer.

  10. Anonymous says:

    Don’t worry, Craig. You won’t have to give up mutual sharing of your man passion in the slammer.

  11. Anonymous says:

    Don’t worry, Craig. You won’t have to give up mutual sharing of your man passion in the slammer.

  12. Raja says:

    He looked great in Spandex

  13. Raja says:

    He looked great in Spandex

  14. Raja says:

    He looked great in Spandex

  15. charlie gasparino says:

    i saw him do 15 squats with raj on his shoulders, true story

    • Guest says:

      amateur hour bitches, amateurs
      -Impossible is nothing (and coincidentally current head of UBS executive pay research committee, who’s the joke of the town now!)

  16. charlie gasparino says:

    i saw him do 15 squats with raj on his shoulders, true story

  17. charlie gasparino says:

    i saw him do 15 squats with raj on his shoulders, true story

  18. Anonymous says:

    GTL4ever!

  19. Anonymous says:

    GTL4ever!

  20. Anonymous says:

    GTL4ever!

  21. Anonymous says:

    I lift things up and I put them down.

    • Anonymous says:

      I cut down trees
      I wear high heels
      Suspenders and a bra
      I wish I’d been a girlie
      Just like my dear Papa

    • Anonymous says:

      I cut down trees
      I wear high heels
      Suspenders and a bra
      I wish I’d been a girlie
      Just like my dear Papa

    • Anonymous says:

      I cut down trees
      I wear high heels
      Suspenders and a bra
      I wish I’d been a girlie
      Just like my dear Papa

      • PasteSpecialFormats says:

        On Wednesdays I go shopping
        And have butters scones and tea
        I wish I were a girly
        Just like my dear mommy

      • PasteSpecialFormats says:

        On Wednesdays I go shopping
        And have butters scones and tea
        I wish I were a girly
        Just like my dear mommy

      • PasteSpecialFormats says:

        On Wednesdays I go shopping
        And have butters scones and tea
        I wish I were a girly
        Just like my dear mommy

      • PasteSpecialFormats says:

        On Wednesdays I go shopping
        And have butters scones and tea
        I wish I were a girly
        Just like my dear mommy

      • PasteSpecialFormats says:

        On Wednesdays I go shopping
        And have butters scones and tea
        I wish I were a girly
        Just like my dear mommy

    • Anonymous says:

      I cut down trees
      I wear high heels
      Suspenders and a bra
      I wish I’d been a girlie
      Just like my dear Papa

    • Anonymous says:

      I cut down trees
      I wear high heels
      Suspenders and a bra
      I wish I’d been a girlie
      Just like my dear Papa

  22. Anonymous says:

    I lift things up and I put them down.

  23. Anonymous says:

    I lift things up and I put them down.

  24. Anonymous says:

    I lift things up and I put them down.

  25. Anonymous says:

    I lift things up and I put them down.

  26. Mr. Market says:

    The prosecution needs to highlight the fact that his name is an anagram for “dag crimiral”, which is how the lispy witness described “THAT criminal”. Case closed, mother f’er.

  27. Mr. Market says:

    The prosecution needs to highlight the fact that his name is an anagram for “dag crimiral”, which is how the lispy witness described “THAT criminal”. Case closed, mother f’er.

  28. Mr. Market says:

    The prosecution needs to highlight the fact that his name is an anagram for “dag crimiral”, which is how the lispy witness described “THAT criminal”. Case closed, mother f’er.

  29. Mr. Market says:

    The prosecution needs to highlight the fact that his name is an anagram for “dag crimiral”, which is how the lispy witness described “THAT criminal”. Case closed, mother f’er.

  30. Mr. Market says:

    The prosecution needs to highlight the fact that his name is an anagram for “dag crimiral”, which is how the lispy witness described “THAT criminal”. Case closed, mother f’er.

  31. Anonymous says:

    had no idea u could get a job on wall st just by having the right friends.