Craig Drimal, the guy who got his start on Wall Street after forging a friendship with trader David Slaine at the gym “based on a shared passion for weight lifting and their mutual ability to bench-press 400 pounds” and later got a gig at Galleon after Slaine convinced the boss to Drimal away from his job as a bouncer at The Roxy, pleaded guilty to conspiracy and five counts of securities fraud this afternoon. [BusinessWeek]

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  1. Posted by JR | April 26, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    With all that strength, he could come in handy hoisting Rajjy Raj’s fat arse into the the top bunk. Can he squat press 850?

  2. Posted by JR | April 26, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    With all that strength, he could come in handy hoisting Rajjy Raj’s fat arse into the the top bunk. Can he squat press 850?

  3. Posted by JR | April 26, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    With all that strength, he could come in handy hoisting Rajjy Raj’s fat arse into the the top bunk. Can he squat press 850?

  4. Posted by Wahoo | April 26, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    Wait, hold on, you’re telling me a former Roxy bouncer/weight-lifter/trainer/baldguy wasn’t able to make good in finance without getting insider tips?

    – Color me shocked

  5. Posted by Wahoo | April 26, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    Wait, hold on, you’re telling me a former Roxy bouncer/weight-lifter/trainer/baldguy wasn’t able to make good in finance without getting insider tips?

    – Color me shocked

  6. Posted by Wahoo | April 26, 2011 at 6:05 PM

    Wait, hold on, you’re telling me a former Roxy bouncer/weight-lifter/trainer/baldguy wasn’t able to make good in finance without getting insider tips?

    – Color me shocked

  7. Posted by Farva | April 26, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    lol! 3rd funniest comment on Dealbreaker ever!

  8. Posted by Farva | April 26, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    lol! 3rd funniest comment on Dealbreaker ever!

  9. Posted by Guest | April 26, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    No, it means that a Roxy bouncer/weight-lifter/trainer/baldguy couldn’t avoid getting caught.

  10. Posted by Guest | April 26, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    No, it means that a Roxy bouncer/weight-lifter/trainer/baldguy couldn’t avoid getting caught.

  11. Posted by Guest | April 26, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    No, it means that a Roxy bouncer/weight-lifter/trainer/baldguy couldn’t avoid getting caught.

  12. Posted by Tony Horton | April 26, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    You do have the CardioX option for those of you who are not… PlyoX ready!

  13. Posted by Tony Horton | April 26, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    You do have the CardioX option for those of you who are not… PlyoX ready!

  14. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Don’t worry, Craig. You won’t have to give up mutual sharing of your man passion in the slammer.

  15. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Don’t worry, Craig. You won’t have to give up mutual sharing of your man passion in the slammer.

  16. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Don’t worry, Craig. You won’t have to give up mutual sharing of your man passion in the slammer.

  17. Posted by Raja | April 26, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    He looked great in Spandex

  18. Posted by Raja | April 26, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    He looked great in Spandex

  19. Posted by Raja | April 26, 2011 at 6:27 PM

    He looked great in Spandex

  20. Posted by The Girther Movement | April 26, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    Craig’s delicious taught white ass is gunna get drimalled something fierce!

  21. Posted by The Girther Movement | April 26, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    Craig’s delicious taught white ass is gunna get drimalled something fierce!

  22. Posted by The Girther Movement | April 26, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    Craig’s delicious taught white ass is gunna get drimalled something fierce!

  23. Posted by NakedShort | April 26, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    If you need one, take a break. Look at me, I’m taking a break, what the hell, life is good, I’m the leader, I can do whatever I want. But when you’re back, you’re back with a vengeance!

  24. Posted by NakedShort | April 26, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    If you need one, take a break. Look at me, I’m taking a break, what the hell, life is good, I’m the leader, I can do whatever I want. But when you’re back, you’re back with a vengeance!

  25. Posted by NakedShort | April 26, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    If you need one, take a break. Look at me, I’m taking a break, what the hell, life is good, I’m the leader, I can do whatever I want. But when you’re back, you’re back with a vengeance!

  26. Posted by charlie gasparino | April 26, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    i saw him do 15 squats with raj on his shoulders, true story

  27. Posted by charlie gasparino | April 26, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    i saw him do 15 squats with raj on his shoulders, true story

  28. Posted by charlie gasparino | April 26, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    i saw him do 15 squats with raj on his shoulders, true story

  29. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | April 26, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    I hope you and Wahoo trip on a razor and slice your nuts off.

    -DB commentariat

  30. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | April 26, 2011 at 6:47 PM

    I hope you and Wahoo trip on a razor and slice your nuts off.

    -DB commentariat

  31. Posted by Guest | April 26, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    amateur hour bitches, amateurs
    -Impossible is nothing (and coincidentally current head of UBS executive pay research committee, who’s the joke of the town now!)

  32. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    GTL4ever!

  33. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    GTL4ever!

  34. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    GTL4ever!

  35. Posted by RR | April 26, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    I hope/believe you meant “taut”.

  36. Posted by RR | April 26, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    I hope/believe you meant “taut”.

  37. Posted by RR | April 26, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    I hope/believe you meant “taut”.

  38. Posted by The Girther Movement | April 26, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    ooops…..eh….whatever…..long story short his nick name will quickly become “Goatse”

  39. Posted by The Girther Movement | April 26, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    ooops…..eh….whatever…..long story short his nick name will quickly become “Goatse”

  40. Posted by The Girther Movement | April 26, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    ooops…..eh….whatever…..long story short his nick name will quickly become “Goatse”

  41. Posted by The Girther Movement | April 26, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    ooops…..eh….whatever…..long story short his nick name will quickly become “Goatse”

  42. Posted by The Girther Movement | April 26, 2011 at 7:06 PM

    ooops…..eh….whatever…..long story short his nick name will quickly become “Goatse”

  43. Posted by Savage Manatee | April 26, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Gay Tranny Latinos are immortal?!?

    /Former Current Lehman Quant

  44. Posted by Savage Manatee | April 26, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Gay Tranny Latinos are immortal?!?

    /Former Current Lehman Quant

  45. Posted by Savage Manatee | April 26, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Gay Tranny Latinos are immortal?!?

    /Former Current Lehman Quant

  46. Posted by Savage Manatee | April 26, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Gay Tranny Latinos are immortal?!?

    /Former Current Lehman Quant

  47. Posted by Savage Manatee | April 26, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Gay Tranny Latinos are immortal?!?

    /Former Current Lehman Quant

  48. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    I lift things up and I put them down.

  49. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    I lift things up and I put them down.

  50. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    I lift things up and I put them down.

  51. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    I lift things up and I put them down.

  52. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    I lift things up and I put them down.

  53. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    I cut down trees
    I wear high heels
    Suspenders and a bra
    I wish I’d been a girlie
    Just like my dear Papa

  54. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    I cut down trees
    I wear high heels
    Suspenders and a bra
    I wish I’d been a girlie
    Just like my dear Papa

  55. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    I cut down trees
    I wear high heels
    Suspenders and a bra
    I wish I’d been a girlie
    Just like my dear Papa

  56. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    I cut down trees
    I wear high heels
    Suspenders and a bra
    I wish I’d been a girlie
    Just like my dear Papa

  57. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    I cut down trees
    I wear high heels
    Suspenders and a bra
    I wish I’d been a girlie
    Just like my dear Papa

  58. Posted by Mr. Market | April 26, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    The prosecution needs to highlight the fact that his name is an anagram for “dag crimiral”, which is how the lispy witness described “THAT criminal”. Case closed, mother f’er.

  59. Posted by Mr. Market | April 26, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    The prosecution needs to highlight the fact that his name is an anagram for “dag crimiral”, which is how the lispy witness described “THAT criminal”. Case closed, mother f’er.

  60. Posted by Mr. Market | April 26, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    The prosecution needs to highlight the fact that his name is an anagram for “dag crimiral”, which is how the lispy witness described “THAT criminal”. Case closed, mother f’er.

  61. Posted by Mr. Market | April 26, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    The prosecution needs to highlight the fact that his name is an anagram for “dag crimiral”, which is how the lispy witness described “THAT criminal”. Case closed, mother f’er.

  62. Posted by Mr. Market | April 26, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    The prosecution needs to highlight the fact that his name is an anagram for “dag crimiral”, which is how the lispy witness described “THAT criminal”. Case closed, mother f’er.

  63. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | April 26, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    On Wednesdays I go shopping
    And have butters scones and tea
    I wish I were a girly
    Just like my dear mommy

  64. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | April 26, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    On Wednesdays I go shopping
    And have butters scones and tea
    I wish I were a girly
    Just like my dear mommy

  65. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | April 26, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    On Wednesdays I go shopping
    And have butters scones and tea
    I wish I were a girly
    Just like my dear mommy

  66. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | April 26, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    On Wednesdays I go shopping
    And have butters scones and tea
    I wish I were a girly
    Just like my dear mommy

  67. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | April 26, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    On Wednesdays I go shopping
    And have butters scones and tea
    I wish I were a girly
    Just like my dear mommy

  68. Posted by derp | April 26, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    shake it out

  69. Posted by Anonymous | April 26, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    Jam Master PSF free styling MP lyrics. You go, girl. xoxo

  70. Posted by Famosamos | April 26, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    Never comment again.

  71. Posted by Wahoo | April 26, 2011 at 11:14 PM

    What kind of razor are you using that it’s big enough to trip on there EOPD/tough guy?

  72. Posted by Wahoo | April 26, 2011 at 11:15 PM

    well played

  73. Posted by Guest | April 27, 2011 at 5:20 AM

    Amen

  74. Posted by Anonymous | April 27, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    had no idea u could get a job on wall st just by having the right friends.