A Certain Someone’s Lack Of Earnings Power Means No Presents For Boys And Girls This Year

Standing on a black AstroTurf platform and in Dior black lace, Lisa Maria Falcone told 900 guests at the Friends of the High Line benefit, “Unfortunately, I have no surprises tonight.” A board member of the elevated park and co-chairman — with her husband, Philip Falcone — of this year’s benefit, Falcone was alluding to a spontaneous $10 million gift she announced at the organization’s fundraiser two years ago. [Bloomberg]

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24 Responses to “A Certain Someone’s Lack Of Earnings Power Means No Presents For Boys And Girls This Year”

  1. Hokey Pokey says:

    You put your left foot in,
    You put your left foot out;
    You put your left foot in,
    And you shake it all about.
    You do the Hokey-Pokey,
    And you turn yourself around.
    That’s what it’s all about!

  2. guest says:

     leaky minge box

  3. Guest says:

    She is still my absolute, gold-digging hero.

  4. I love Thailand says:

    Good looking tranny…don’t get the silver wrapper though… 

  5. FinkNottle says:

     Is that a ‘bin-liner’ she is wearing?

  6. Wilbur says:

     put it on the pig’s tab

  7. Music Quant says:

    Nothing like a xylophone and a set of bongos. 

  8. GaGa says:

    Lady Gaga meets “Chicks with Dicks 5”

  9. LMF says:

    “Unfortunately, I have no surprises tonight.”  “You are all still gated”. LMF

  10. Guesticles says:

    Are those bows where you rest your arms while doing the St. Peter?

  11. Hater says:

    Keanu Reeves + Michael Jackson + testes = LMF

  12. Guest says:

    Rib-cage > Pecs >  fake-boobs = NKI

  13. Put_Option says:

    I’m surprised someone in high finance would buy something like Dior aka New Money Costume… Stick to Paul Stuart, Hickey Freeman, Brooks Brothers, and J. Press… Maybe Luciano Barbera… Maybe Loro Piana

  14. JohnGalt says:

    I’d hit that, I must admit… 

  15. InfiniteGuest says:

    Wearing black = mourning the old Phil Falcone

  16. Stating the Oblivious says:

     I have no presents so I dressed as a present. 

  17. Triple Bridge Capital says:

     Oh Momma, that’s hot.

  18. Hey Mate
    Caught your live recording at the norfolk on the friday night, it was unreal, cant wait around to the album to come out, i was so stoked you were playing while i used to be over in WA for work and got to see play where it all began.
    keep the stunning music coming mate.