• 18 May 2011 at 3:02 PM

Anyone Want To Hazard A Guess As To The Madoff ‘Mystery’ Liquor Being Auctioned Off?

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This afternoon, the US Marshals Service will hold yet another auction of Bernie Madoff’s stuff, with proceeds going to the victims of the Ponzi scheme. Today’s lots are comprised of the liquor left behind by the Ponz Master. As previously mentioned, one lucky bidder will take home Bernie’s prized collection of low-grade mini-bar booze (including a selection of 2-ounce bottles of Smirnoff vodka, Bombay gin and Grand Marnier liqueur). Also up for grabs? A decanter containing a mystery liquid, which starts at $500.

Here’s the description:

An 8½ inch tall, 12-sided crystal decanter with a wax seal over the cork, contents unknown. The decanter has no markings whatsoever.

Any takers?

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Comments (20)

  1. 1
    Posted by Omar | May 18, 2011 at 7:17 PM

     Lynn Tilton’s bronzer…

  2. 2
    Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | May 18, 2011 at 7:20 PM

     I know.

    -Bernie’s Co-worker

  3. 3
    Posted by B. Madoff | May 18, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    This drink was my “other” secret. 50% Unobtanium, 25% unicorn semen, 24% water from the fountain of youth, 1% Chuck Norris’ tears. Or as some may call it, Courvoisier.    

  4. 4
    Posted by that's all folks! | May 18, 2011 at 7:32 PM

     Myster Liquid….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbaKze622Kg

    clearly Bernie didn’t drink any of this though, hence the sealed top

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | May 18, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    That seal is not wax.

    -DSK

  6. 6
    Posted by Emma Watson, dropout | May 18, 2011 at 7:38 PM

     Polyjuice potion

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    Either way, an interview with the winning bidder when he/she finds out is gonna hafta happen

  8. 8
    Posted by P. North | May 18, 2011 at 7:41 PM

     Yes, that’s what happen when “it finishes rather violently.”

  9. 9
    Posted by Brian1284 | May 18, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    Looks like aged Lallana scotch, definitely not single barrel most likely blended.   

  10. 10
    Posted by GrimReaper | May 18, 2011 at 7:50 PM

     Those are Mark’s ashes….

  11. 11
    Posted by Guesty | May 18, 2011 at 8:06 PM

    Tiger blood

  12. 12
    Posted by Financial_Servicer | May 18, 2011 at 8:08 PM

     Soma, his last one too. Also explains why he decided to throw in the towel.

  13. 13
    Posted by George | May 18, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    Reindeer urine infused with cranberry extract from Mrs. Claus’ water sports collection…

    Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

    Just seems like something Berns would sell.

  14. 14
    Posted by MJ | May 18, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    Jesus Juice. 

  15. 15
    Posted by Guest | May 18, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    suggesting that his lips touched it…? 

  16. 16
    Posted by Guest | May 18, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    I thought that even Wall Street had some standards. Wrong again. 

  17. 17
    Posted by Yumm | May 18, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    If he got it from Taibbi then definitely horse semen

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | May 18, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    Given the original owner, the contents are water mixed with food coloring.

  19. 19
    Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | May 18, 2011 at 10:29 PM

     Just the semen.

  20. 20
    Posted by SEO | April 18, 2012 at 8:58 AM

    9LUBJt Say, you got a nice article post.Really thank you! Great.

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