In the market for some tiny bottles of low-grade vodka touched by a Ponzi scheme? Today’s your lucky day.

Convicted Ponzi schemer Bernard Madoff robbed the wealthy of $65 billion — and was a liquor collector. Of mini-bar booze, that is. “[Madoff] was clearly not a connoisseur, or a serious wine collector,” said Kimberly Janis, director at Morrell Fine Wine Auctions, which will offer for sale 58 lots from Madoff’s booze collection next Wednesday.
One lot is a selection of 2-ounce bottles of Smirnoff vodka, Bombay gin and Grand Marnier liqueur. The estimate: $10 to $20.

[NYP]

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Comments (85)

  1. Posted by Flower Tucci | May 12, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    Old mustard nuts at it again.

  2. Posted by Flower Tucci | May 12, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    Old mustard nuts at it again.

  3. Posted by Flower Tucci | May 12, 2011 at 2:49 PM

    Old mustard nuts at it again.

  4. Posted by Brian1284 | May 12, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    Small feet small bottles. Makes sense.

  5. Posted by Brian1284 | May 12, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    Small feet small bottles. Makes sense.

  6. Posted by Brian1284 | May 12, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    Small feet small bottles. Makes sense.

  7. Posted by Nails | May 12, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    Having your $20 mini-bar sold by creditors at auction = NKI

  8. Posted by Nails | May 12, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    Having your $20 mini-bar sold by creditors at auction = NKI

  9. Posted by Nails | May 12, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    Having your $20 mini-bar sold by creditors at auction = NKI

  10. Posted by Bernie | May 12, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    Don’t care about mini bottles anymore – so excited that I will get some of that brown-curry-Raja ass.

  11. Posted by Bernie | May 12, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    Don’t care about mini bottles anymore – so excited that I will get some of that brown-curry-Raja ass.

  12. Posted by Bernie | May 12, 2011 at 3:11 PM

    Don’t care about mini bottles anymore – so excited that I will get some of that brown-curry-Raja ass.

  13. Posted by I Picard | May 12, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Man, thank God for this auction, the proceeds here should make everyone whole.

  14. Posted by I Picard | May 12, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Man, thank God for this auction, the proceeds here should make everyone whole.

  15. Posted by I Picard | May 12, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Man, thank God for this auction, the proceeds here should make everyone whole.

  16. Posted by Charlie Shame | May 12, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Bess all-time favorite photo!

  17. Posted by Charlie Shame | May 12, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Bess all-time favorite photo!

  18. Posted by Charlie Shame | May 12, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    Bess all-time favorite photo!

  19. Posted by Just Awoke From 3 Yr Coma | May 12, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    I guess he “Madoff” with a lot of investor’s cash!!!

  20. Posted by Just Awoke From 3 Yr Coma | May 12, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    I guess he “Madoff” with a lot of investor’s cash!!!

  21. Posted by Guest | May 12, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    Dr. Kevorkian just called: he’ll be there in about 15 minutes.

  22. Posted by Guest | May 12, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    Dr. Kevorkian just called: he’ll be there in about 15 minutes.

  23. Posted by Guest | May 12, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    What’s the shelf life of mini-bar booze? Probably stolen from the minibar when they used to not padlock the stuff.

  24. Posted by Guest | May 12, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    What’s the shelf life of mini-bar booze? Probably stolen from the minibar when they used to not padlock the stuff.

  25. Posted by Guest | May 12, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    What’s the shelf life of mini-bar booze? Probably stolen from the minibar when they used to not padlock the stuff.

  26. Posted by I M Pei | May 12, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    How will I know its him?

  27. Posted by I M Pei | May 12, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    How will I know its him?

  28. Posted by I M Pei | May 12, 2011 at 3:44 PM

    How will I know its him?

  29. Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    I can’t blame him for liking them; they were the only bottles he could find that he couldn’t fit inside of.

  30. Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2011 at 3:47 PM

    I can’t blame him for liking them; they were the only bottles he could find that he couldn’t fit inside of.

  31. Posted by Guest | May 12, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    What about the legitimate collection?

  32. Posted by Guest | May 12, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    What about the legitimate collection?

  33. Posted by Guest | May 12, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    What about the legitimate collection?

  34. Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Nice socks.

  35. Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Nice socks.

  36. Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Nice socks.

  37. Posted by Ruxin | May 12, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    “Those pants are so tight you can see his Kim Clijsters.”

  38. Posted by Ruxin | May 12, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    “Those pants are so tight you can see his Kim Clijsters.”

  39. Posted by youda youda youda Bess | May 12, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Nice tag bess…”Does this bottle make my dick look better”

  40. Posted by youda youda youda Bess | May 12, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Nice tag bess…”Does this bottle make my dick look better”

  41. Posted by youda youda youda Bess | May 12, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Nice tag bess…”Does this bottle make my dick look better”

  42. Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Wonder if he read “Our Man in Havana”…

    -Graham Greene fan

  43. Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Wonder if he read “Our Man in Havana”…

    -Graham Greene fan

  44. Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Wonder if he read “Our Man in Havana”…

    -Graham Greene fan

  45. Posted by Richard Cripples | May 12, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    I
    wouldn’t buy any of the bottles he is auctioning now, as they are all mostly likely 100% water. I hear he had been taking the real alcohol out for years and slowly replacing it with water. Every now and again, when he got a new bottle in he would spread it out among the existing bottles, but eventually there are just too many existing bottles to keep the illusion up. It’s pretty complicated.

  46. Posted by Richard Cripples | May 12, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    I
    wouldn’t buy any of the bottles he is auctioning now, as they are all mostly likely 100% water. I hear he had been taking the real alcohol out for years and slowly replacing it with water. Every now and again, when he got a new bottle in he would spread it out among the existing bottles, but eventually there are just too many existing bottles to keep the illusion up. It’s pretty complicated.

  47. Posted by Richard Cripples | May 12, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    I
    wouldn’t buy any of the bottles he is auctioning now, as they are all mostly likely 100% water. I hear he had been taking the real alcohol out for years and slowly replacing it with water. Every now and again, when he got a new bottle in he would spread it out among the existing bottles, but eventually there are just too many existing bottles to keep the illusion up. It’s pretty complicated.

  48. Posted by Guest | May 12, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    He’ll be carrying a special IV with your name on it.

  49. Posted by Victimofespitz | May 12, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    I’ll have kibbles and bits with my mini bar bottles.

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    I believe those are his Ivan Lendl’s

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