For the latest issue of the New Yorker, Jeffrey Toobin explores the relationship between Bernie Madoff and Fred Wilpon, chairman and chief executive of the Mets and a victim of Madoff’s Ponzi scheme, which resulted in Wilpon (and the baseball team) getting, how to put this? Fucked. As his new project while in the joint is getting people to remember his legacy and talk about all the great stuff he did prior to one blip on an otherwise tremendous career, Berns picked up where he left off with New York reporter Steve Fishman, to whom he griped in February:

“Does anybody want to hear that I had a successful business and did all these wonderful things for the industry? And got all these awards? And so did my family? I did all of this during the legitimate years. No. You don’t read any of that.”

Here’s what he had to say this time around:

*On his net worth during the legitimate years: “I was worth a billion dollars before any of this nonsense started.”

*On needing a CFA to understand the complexities of his work, the legitimacy of which is still an open-ended question in his mind: Still, he speaks about his financial acumen with unmistakable pride. “The strategy that I was using for them, whether it was real or not,** was not something that anyone would understand if you were not an expert,” he said. As he put it in an e-mail, “Fred was not [at] all stock market savvy and Saul was not really either. They were strictly Real Estate people. Although I explained the Strategy to them they were not sophisticated enough to evaluate it properly, nor were most of my other individual clients. They were not in a position to perform the necessary due diligence and did not have access to necessary financial info or records.”

*On people who really need to put themselves in his shoes, and get over it: “[Wilpon] must feel that I betrayed him, as do most of my friends who were involved. Hopefully, they will understand the pressures I was under. I made money for them legitimately to start, but then I got trapped and was not able to work my way out of it.”

*On the pretty prestigious work he’s up to now: The first time Bernie Madoff called me, the grinding sounds of a floor buffer in the background nearly drowned him out. “It’s a prison,” Madoff said. “You wouldn’t think they need to wax the floors every day.” Madoff paused to ask his fellow-inmate to steer the machine elsewhere while he talked on the phone. Madoff would call me collect in the morning, before he started work filling orders and taking inventory at the commissary, a convenience store for the inmates. “It’s probably the best job they have here,” he told me.

**And even if it wasn’t real, it should still impress your tiny brain.

Comments (19)

  1. Posted by Bernard | May 23, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    now, if you’ll excuse me, Alan Stanford and I were making out by the bench press area
    –bernie, the best-behaved inmate around 

  2. Posted by Warden | May 23, 2011 at 6:34 PM

     ”Profits from the commissary have sored with Bernie at the helm. He truly is a magician” 

    – Warden

  3. Posted by Dr. Rosenrose | May 23, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    Anyone else picturing Jon Lovitz to play this prick in the movie?

  4. Posted by Guesticles | May 23, 2011 at 6:44 PM

    How about my work for the Jaycees or the KFCs that I managed for my family?  No.  Folks won’t read any of that either.  Hear you brother, loud and clear.
    People always focusing on the negative nowadays…

    Ghost of John Wayne Gacy

  5. Posted by Guest | May 23, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    Might as well run the SEC from his prison cell.

  6. Posted by Scooby | May 23, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    …And I would have gotten away with it if it wasnt for you meddling kids….. 

  7. Posted by Anonymous | May 23, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    “The strategy that I was using for them, whether it was real or not,** was not something that anyone would understand if you were not an expert,” he said.

    Finally somebody that recognizes and appreciates the genius of my work!  Wait a minute…

    - Harry Markopolos

  8. Posted by early hominid | May 23, 2011 at 7:01 PM

    What’s to forgive? He was trapped and couldn’t work his way out. End of story. It’s not like it’s his fault.  At least he’s not like some French d-bag with three names who runs around with the “Do I make you horny, baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?” routine.  Now that guy needs to ask for forgiveness. 

  9. Posted by Brian1284 | May 23, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    Berns, is indirectly responsible for at least 2 suicides and a heart attack or two over his little scandal.  Not sure if they will thank him for the good years.

  10. Posted by Lewis Winthorpe III | May 23, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    Bragging about your hypothetical trading strategy from jail after running a massive ponzi scheme is definitely the NKI. 

  11. Posted by Guest | May 23, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    As The Ponz should know, it’s all about what have you done for me LATELY… 

  12. Posted by Fred W. | May 23, 2011 at 7:14 PM

    You’re totally right, dude.  I get it, you were just under a lot of pressure and couldn’t work your way out of it.  It’s cool.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | May 23, 2011 at 7:21 PM

    And all this time I thought Madoff was a Jew!

    - Confused Catholic

  14. Posted by Guest | May 23, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    Your friends Hitler, Jeffrey Dahmer and Bin Laden? Of course they will.

  15. Posted by Carlos_Beltran | May 23, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    Did it happen to the Yankees? No.  Somehow this shit just happens to the Mets.  The goddamn Mets.

  16. Posted by Ren McCormack | May 23, 2011 at 8:04 PM

     If I get my hands on you bastard, there will be 6 degrees of separation between your big head and very little head. 

  17. Posted by Guest | May 23, 2011 at 10:49 PM

    i built a thousand bridges in my lifetime. i used to be known as the best bridge builder in the world. but one unfortunate night in san francisco forever changed my identity, too. deal with it.

  18. Posted by JiggyWeather | May 23, 2011 at 11:05 PM

    Bernie, tell me somethin !

    Your Ass still burnin, bro ?

  19. Posted by Notbuyingit | May 24, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    alleged suicides

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