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they were not washing their hands (and wiping front to back) despite signage telling them to do so. Happy to see the inspectors stepping up to the plate. Now if the DOJ does the same…
Is this for their Credit Rating? Moody’s and S&P finally doing some work
-The Management at Hale & Hearty Maiden Lane
On a scale from 1-30 you go with an asterisk?
Grade Pending on you and your house, sir!
Ratings Analyst: This pile of fruit looks rotten.
Food Service: No…see…if you mix them up like this [shakes bowl of rotten apples and bananas]…see! Now eveything is fine!
Ratings Analyst: I don’t know about that…
Food Service: Look, do you want your free lunch or not?
Ratings Analyst: That big old ‘A’ will look nice out front.
it’s back to front, genius
is this because of the trail of shit we tracked in??
Can we ever get anything on Wells Fargo? I was in Las Vegas at their conference and they are soooooo arrogant. Head of Equities had Michael Lewis for a Q and A at luncheon but did all the speaking, telling Michael L. what Dodd Frank meant for him.
Bess has a mortgage with us, please try not to piss us off or we will foreclose on her ass with no proof of ownership.
Wells Fargo Florida
“grade pending” means that it is going to be a B or C, but is still being reviewed.
This website changed my life:
He obviously has never seen a naked woman.
- Guy who has seen a couple on the interwebs
Ah very funny, not! So if you are a Deutsche bank employee outside Germany, you should also watch out, meaning they import all their food from Germany? Not sure this is a laughing matter, this is about the serious food poisoning occurring today in Germany, seems more than 200 people got sick from eating contaminated salad, tomatoes or cucumbers which had a serious intestine VTEC virus which has already killed 3 people. In europe this is big news, not too sure in the US.
In the US, we don’t eat salad, tomatoes, or cucumbers.
How is this newsworthy?
Maybe if you slaughtered your own food, you would not have to worry about effects of the supply chain contaminating it.
Yesterday, I murdered a lobster – it was so cathartic. You should try it sometime.
“You will die, when I say, you must die”
- Guy that still listens to old Metallica daily
Salad, tomatoes, cucumbers, and …
more mayo. There, I said it, now I feel better.
It is because they let bums hang out in the courtyard.
That’s not mayo on that salad……
Sucked. Past tense. 2011 is a rebuilding year.
Is it a buzz to slaughter the tomatoes?
Americans don’t color code the hookers either.
OK, so maybe it was my fault for getting the egg salad sandwich last summer at your shithole last year. But the squirts, cramps and puking you caused left me far from Hale and Hearty. So fuck you and may your future career involve UBS at some point.
Dealbreaker regularly does a range of stories, from more serious ones, to ones that are amusing like the fact that an investment bank’s cafeteria is filthy. Seriously is this your first time on the site?
What do you define as newsworthy, champ?
That’s rich coming from a guy repeating a joke that got old 8 months ago.
Come back to bed honey.
Looked exactly the same 6 years ago
looks the same as it did when it was JP Morgan
rRLnwo Thank you for your article.Really thank you! Keep writing.