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  1. Posted by Dbanked | May 26, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    they were not washing their hands (and wiping front to back) despite signage telling them to do so. Happy to see the inspectors stepping up to the plate. Now if the DOJ does the same…

  2. Posted by The Chef | May 26, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    Is this for their Credit Rating?  Moody’s and S&P finally doing some work

  3. Posted by You wanna rating? | May 26, 2011 at 8:16 PM



  4. Posted by karry ludlow | May 26, 2011 at 8:16 PM


    -The Management at Hale & Hearty Maiden Lane

  5. Posted by Tim Zagat | May 26, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    On a scale from 1-30 you go with an asterisk?

    Grade Pending on you and your house, sir!

  6. Posted by PasteSpecialFormats | May 26, 2011 at 8:25 PM

    Ratings Analyst: This pile of fruit looks rotten.

    Food Service: No…see…if you mix them up like this [shakes bowl of rotten apples and bananas]…see! Now eveything is fine!

    Ratings Analyst: I don’t know about that…

    Food Service: Look, do you want your free lunch or not?

    Ratings Analyst: That big old ‘A’ will look nice out front.

  7. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | May 26, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    it’s back to front, genius

  8. Posted by Guest | May 26, 2011 at 8:50 PM

    is this because of the trail of shit we tracked in??

    – MortgageIT

  9. Posted by InsiderorPonzi | May 26, 2011 at 9:00 PM


    Can we ever get anything on Wells Fargo? I was in Las Vegas at their conference and they are soooooo arrogant.   Head of Equities had Michael Lewis for a Q and A at luncheon but did all the speaking, telling Michael L. what Dodd Frank meant for him.

  10. Posted by Anonymous | May 26, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    Bess has a mortgage with us, please try not to piss us off or we will foreclose on her ass with no proof of ownership.

    -Linda Green
    Vice President
    Wells Fargo Florida

  11. Posted by JS | May 26, 2011 at 9:52 PM

    “grade pending” means that it is going to be a B or C, but is still being reviewed.

    This website changed my life:

  12. Posted by Guest | May 26, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    He obviously has never seen a naked woman.

    – Guy who has seen a couple on the interwebs

  13. Posted by Guest | May 26, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    Ah very funny, not! So if you are a Deutsche bank employee outside Germany, you should also watch out, meaning they import all their food from Germany? Not sure this is a laughing matter, this is about the serious food poisoning occurring today in Germany, seems more than 200 people got sick from eating contaminated salad, tomatoes or cucumbers which had a serious intestine VTEC virus which has already killed 3 people. In europe this is big news, not too sure in the US.

  14. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | May 26, 2011 at 10:16 PM

    In the US, we don’t eat salad, tomatoes, or cucumbers.

  15. Posted by Guest | May 26, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    How is this newsworthy?

    UBS Sucks

  16. Posted by Facebook Forever | May 27, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    Maybe if you slaughtered your own food, you would not have to worry about effects of the supply chain contaminating it.  

    Yesterday, I murdered a lobster – it was so cathartic.  You should try it sometime.

    -M Zuckerberg

  17. Posted by James Hetfield | May 27, 2011 at 1:46 AM

    “You will die, when I say, you must die”
    – Guy that still listens to old Metallica daily

  18. Posted by Zukma Twat | May 27, 2011 at 1:48 AM

    Salad, tomatoes, cucumbers, and …

    more mayo.  There, I said it, now I feel better.

  19. Posted by Janey | May 27, 2011 at 2:21 AM

    It is because they let bums hang out in the courtyard.

  20. Posted by Miracle Wipe | May 27, 2011 at 2:42 AM

    That’s not mayo on that salad……

    -Miracle Whip

  21. Posted by Guest | May 27, 2011 at 3:28 AM

    Sucked. Past tense. 2011 is a rebuilding year.

  22. Posted by Guest | May 27, 2011 at 3:29 AM

    Is it a buzz to slaughter the tomatoes?

  23. Posted by Guest | May 27, 2011 at 3:30 AM

    Americans don’t color code the hookers either. 

  24. Posted by Sal Monella | May 27, 2011 at 3:31 AM

    Hey Assholes,
    OK, so maybe it was my fault for getting the egg salad sandwich last summer at your shithole last year. But the squirts, cramps and puking you caused left me far from Hale and Hearty. So fuck you and may your future career involve UBS at some point.

  25. Posted by Guestl | May 27, 2011 at 3:58 AM

    Dealbreaker regularly does a range of stories, from more serious ones, to ones that are amusing like the fact that an investment bank’s cafeteria is filthy. Seriously is this your first time on the site? 

  26. Posted by Guest | May 27, 2011 at 3:58 AM

    What do you define as newsworthy, champ? 

  27. Posted by CT | May 27, 2011 at 3:58 AM

    That’s rich coming from a guy repeating a joke that got old 8 months ago.

  28. Posted by Nina Zagat | May 27, 2011 at 1:00 PM

    Come back to bed honey.

  29. Posted by Guest | May 27, 2011 at 2:32 PM

    Looked exactly the same 6 years ago

  30. Posted by Guest | May 27, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    looks the same as it did when it was JP Morgan

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