• 04 May 2011 at 1:09 PM

Deutsche Bank Is Going Back To The Basics

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“This was just posted in all 60 wall st bathrooms; either we’re now in the food service industry or there’s a hygene issue.”

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Comments (21)

  1. 1
    Posted by Wahoo | May 4, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    Don’t forget to cup the balls

  2. 2
    Posted by Sack Bro | May 4, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    Sometimes I like to rest my balls on the sink counter, and just let them sit there, you know to air out, to have time to relax, just take some time for themselves. Its really the little things in life that count.

    /TeaBagParty

  3. 3
    Posted by JR | May 4, 2011 at 5:41 PM

    Galleon posted something similar but about washing one’s feet. Weird.

  4. 4
    Posted by Anonymous | May 4, 2011 at 5:44 PM

    Dry your hands thoroughly?

    Is there alot of concern about damp hands?

    I’m fairly certain the food industry at least leaves the drying standards to the individual’s discretion. Decidedly German.

  5. 5
    Posted by DeutsheBanked | May 4, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    This is minor compared to what they have on the inside of the stall doors. “Wipe Front to Back”, etc.

  6. 6
    Posted by Mr. Blonde | May 4, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    An absolute necessity after handling shitty deals….

  7. 7
    Posted by trojan | May 4, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    Now that’s how you get pink eye.
    -Josef

  8. 8
    Posted by Youguessedit | May 4, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    I was thinking the same thing. Their trying to avoid prints.

    Former AIG risk manager, now studying criminal investigation

  9. 9
    Posted by charlie gasparino | May 4, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    never wash your hands, it’s green to save water

  10. 10
    Posted by Guest | May 4, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    I’m stuck on “using the soap provided.”

    What if I want to use my own soap? What if I hate soap? What if it gives me a rash, can I have time off?

    Stupid Germy German rules.

  11. 11
    Posted by Homosaurus | May 4, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    Well there’s ash everywhere!

  12. 12
    Posted by Guest | May 4, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    Summer. Interns. Fingering. Enough said.

  13. 13
    Posted by Guest | May 4, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    Google says drying is an important part of the process.

  14. 14
    Posted by Guest | May 4, 2011 at 6:22 PM

    germans are bad with idioms. they were told to wash their hands of the reckless lending. this was their answer.

  15. 15
    Posted by Vince Shlomi | May 4, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    Was this a tip?

  16. 16
    Posted by Guesticles | May 4, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    You forget to mention ex-lax guys like spicy food.

  17. 17
    Posted by Guest | May 4, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    I just wish someone would explain how pubic hairs get on the tops of urinals. Disgusting fucks.

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest | May 4, 2011 at 7:19 PM

    using the transitive value, this would explain why I get hosed down on that track at Stamford everyday when I leave work
    - UBS 3rd year analyst

  19. 19
    Posted by Lord Humongous | May 5, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    Deutsche bag interns’ vagine hang like sleeve of wizard

  20. 20
    Posted by Guest | May 6, 2011 at 6:29 AM

    The is certainly of lot of scientific weight behind the “dry your hands thoroughly” bit as damp hands are more like to harbor bacteria. Also, using your damp paws to grip the door handle as you leave is probably the filthiest habit cause it always to germs to breed on that damp spot so you’re fucked either ways :-)

  21. 21
    Posted by TSMLCI | May 6, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    One of life’s great mysteries. And just know that in Texas, you’re likely to find the biggest “curly sixes” you’ve ever seen atop a urinal.

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