According to CNBC’s Mary Thompson, DSK’s bail has been set at $1 million (plus an additional $5 million insurance bond), he must surrender all travel documents and he must agree to “home detention monitoring” in the apartment he and his wife will rent in New York. If anyone’s building has any openings, do be sure to let him know! In related news:
Not that we’re suggesting anything but care to hazard a guess as to whether or not the man of the hour will try and make a run for it?
a) yes
b) no
c) wildcard
no way, he will wait for trial and it remains to be seen, but there’s at least a chance he will be found not guilty.
By the way, the Strauss-Kahn’s are looking for domestic help for their new digs. Position requires light cleaning, answering the door, etc.
I doubt he has a lot of money. Making a run for it is only worth it if you can live in relative luxury (and especially privacy) and can keep moving if necessary and paying off snitches.
Or you know do what Roman Polanski does….
you do know what an extradition treaty is, right?
Seeking fresh-faced Mid-western types… or West African immigrants with no working knowledge of the English language.
Hey DSK, I just got out too…let’s grab a coffee once they issue you your ankle monitor.
-Andy Fastow
Dear Abby-ess,
Do I need to move my girlfriends out if they settle in our apartment?
That “Great Seducer” label makes men insecure.
-CSheen
I’m not guilty by reason of insanity. I’m crazy for poontang.
He’ll skip out by the end of the week to file his candidacy for French Presidency. In 2012, the French will elect him President, despite being found guilty in absentia in the US. Soon after, the US will embargo all imports of French Champagne and brie. French economy goes into a tailspin. The new leader of the IMF, a prominent economist from an Emerging Market country then makes the decision not to bail France out.
-Nostradamus.
he will make a run for it, his freedom is worth more than the 6mm he will have to forfeit. and he will only get another year or two tacked on to his sentence if he bail jumps
I predicted that two weeks ago.
- Dennis
The one that doesn’t exist with France, his home country?
Take a lap.
Three words: suicide is painless
Being stuck in an apartment with his wife for a few weeks should be punishment enough.
You saw the part where he’s wearing the bracelet, right?
havent they put a cock ring buzzer on him
I’ll bet you he could get a good rate at SOFITEL.
and your point is? ever hear of sissors…
If he makes a run for it, can we shoot him?
Electric Dog Collar: Better Safe Than Sorry.
–Other than that, I have no concerns.
3000 a night at Sofitel? He is the one who was raped.
— My divorce lawyer
Dumb idea. He’s French; he’s guaranteed to run.
I don’t understand the case against him. I thought the French were allowed to rape.
Does she open the “back door” as well ?
Using a Canadian comfort food as a defense is definitely “out there”.
We can work out the details later.
(I say he’s running NOW.)
That’s poonanie.
What I want to know is why did his wife post his bail……….or is that one of the perks of being head of the IMF?
She’s got to get to Tiffany’s before they close. She’s got an “I’m Sorry I Raped A Maid” gift to buy for him to give her.
May we suggest a nice little Penthouse for the Kahns? http:///NYCPenthouses.com
No worries, DSK will do that for her.
I will trade my Park Avenue 7 room for whatever he has in Paris for the duration. Maid service (of normal kind) included.