Last week, we mentioned that prior to (allegedly) sexually assaulting a maid just before checking out of his hotel, former IMF head Dominique Strauss-Kahn tried and failed to seduce the Sofitel front desk lady, having invited her to have a drink with him, which she declined. That got us thinking that DSK probably unsuccessfully hit on a whole bunch of people during his time in NYC, prior to the maid incident (including but not limited to waitress at the Times Square Olive Garden whose spurning of his advances he did not take well, shouting “I thought that when I’m here I’m family, bitch!” before leaving in a huff and the people who accost you on the street and ask “Do you like comedy shows?” before shoving a flier in your hand). What we didn’t expect was that he’d continue his attempt to grab the ass of anyone within arm’s reach of his meathooks almost immediately following the alleged rape, but as we’ve learned, this guy is full of surprises.
Disgraced former IMF chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn attempted to lure two attractive hotel employees to his $3,000-a-night hotel suite — and later put the moves on an Air France flight attendant following his alleged sexual assault on a maid. “What a nice ass!” he barked to the attendant, using the lewd French expression “Quel beau cul!” as she prepared the business-class cabin for takeoff last Saturday. His catcall came just moments before Port Authority detectives hauled him off the plane, the French magazine Le Point reported.
The final act of lust capped a whirlwind weekend of attempted womanizing for the former front-runner of the 2012 French presidential election. Hungry for any piece of meat he could lay his hands on, the frisky Frenchman first tried his seduction skills on a VIP receptionist who escorted him to his suite at the Sofitel hotel in Midtown Friday evening, law-enforcement sources said. When he got to his room, the 62-year-old asked the “attractive” worker to join him for a glass of champagne after her shift — an invite she described to authorities as “inappropriate,” and which she rejected on the spot, the sources said.
Strauss-Kahn made advances on two hotel staffers, flight attendant [NYP]
Earlier: The Sofitel Cleaning Woman Wasn’t Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s First Choice
The man is like a bull moose during the rut.
-Guy from Maine
The man is like a bull moose during the rut.
-Guy from Maine
He’s going to blame his meds – betcha.
After the trial, he’ll get a gig as their celebrity endorser.
He’s going to blame his meds – betcha.
After the trial, he’ll get a gig as their celebrity endorser.
DSK is the original player
DSK is the original player
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-B. Levin
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-B. Levin
Quel dumbass!
Quel dumbass!
“…a whirlwind weekend of attempted womanizing…” I’m starting to like this guy more and more.
“…a whirlwind weekend of attempted womanizing…” I’m starting to like this guy more and more.
Player? This dude got no game. The honeys be rejecting right, left and centa even though he rolls like a big-willie high-rolla.
Player? This dude got no game. The honeys be rejecting right, left and centa even though he rolls like a big-willie high-rolla.
Dammit. This guy managed to one-up me.
Dammit. This guy managed to one-up me.
“I”ll start my tour of your Pyranees after I finish my Tour of Italy.”
-guy who knows fine women, fine mountains, and fine dining
“I”ll start my tour of your Pyranees after I finish my Tour of Italy.”
-guy who knows fine women, fine mountains, and fine dining
Commentaire elimine’
-AccordBriseur
Paris, France
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-AccordBriseur
Paris, France
That frog is hornier than a two-petered billygoat.
That frog is hornier than a two-petered billygoat.
You have a thing for dudes who have no game and having struck out with everyone he hit on, could only get laid by raping someone?
You have a thing for dudes who have no game and having struck out with everyone he hit on, could only get laid by raping someone?
More like my neighbor’s annoying dog, humping any leg it can find. I guess that would make Mrs. DSK my idiot neighbor.
More like my neighbor’s annoying dog, humping any leg it can find. I guess that would make Mrs. DSK my idiot neighbor.
Bess, Can we please have a post where we can predict Linkedin’s end of the week share price?
-Sell-Side analyst looking for consensus data to use for initiation
Bess, Can we please have a post where we can predict Linkedin’s end of the week share price?
-Sell-Side analyst looking for consensus data to use for initiation
fuck you for making me read that comment
fuck you for making me read that comment
I’ll consider it after I figure out what this has to do with a post about DSK.
I’ll consider it after I figure out what this has to do with a post about DSK.
Only problem…starting to look like an orgy of evidence
Only problem…starting to look like an orgy of evidence
All I can say is that when you are a powerful international celebrity you have the responsibility to act at a higher level of integrity than regular people.
All I can say is that when you are a powerful international celebrity you have the responsibility to act at a higher level of integrity than regular people.
Was all that really necessary?
Was all that really necessary?
I’d rather have this guy fuck some poor maid, than my country.
Nicola Sarcozi
I’d rather have this guy fuck some poor maid, than my country.
Nicola Sarcozi
The jury is still out on that one my friend. Offering a woman a glass of champagne… roll out the rack…
The jury is still out on that one my friend. Offering a woman a glass of champagne… roll out the rack…
Chase Debt cards doesn’t have the hotel reward perks it used to.
-DSK-
Chase Debt cards doesn’t have the hotel reward perks it used to.
-DSK-
Direct correlation between P/E and number of women DSK hit on
-Not LEH Quant, but a fan of his work
Direct correlation between P/E and number of women DSK hit on
-Not LEH Quant, but a fan of his work
He’s so horny, he came in “first” and “third” in the Parisian Beat-off Championships.
He’s so horny, he came in “first” and “third” in the Parisian Beat-off Championships.
Cupcake is building a temple to DSK….
Cupcake is building a temple to DSK….
Obviously DSK has a Linkedin account and stalks maids and flight attendants.
/Connecting dots since May 21, 2011.
Obviously DSK has a Linkedin account and stalks maids and flight attendants.
/Connecting dots since May 21, 2011.
Your country consented.
Your country consented.
DSK is hornier than the CBS “Sunday Morning” theme.
DSK is hornier than the CBS “Sunday Morning” theme.
WTF, they told me when I bought the first class ticket that EVERYTHING was included.
WTF, they told me when I bought the first class ticket that EVERYTHING was included.
The jury is not out about the fact that he struck out 298 times.
The jury is not out about the fact that he struck out 298 times.
We may need a broader definition of womanizing.
il n’est pas grand. he was here commenting on DB, 2 hours before his flight, being all Pepe Le Pew-ee. You should have heard the stuff he was saying:
(Singing to the lady cat) “Ze arms of Pepe are upon you.”
(While on a yacht) “I am ze captain, and you are ze first mate. Promotions will follow quickly!”
Final line: “One nice thing eez, the game of love eez never called on account of darkness.”
“Permit me to introduce myself. I am Pepe Le Pew, your lover.”
(Kissing the hapless female cat-as-skunk): “Ze moon! Ze June! Ze spoon! C’est l’amour!! C’est toujours!”
“Pretty good, eh? For a growing boy, that is. Because, my darling, I am a boy and I am growing fonder of you every day!”
Unlike say stalking French widows and drunk Russian Countessess.
Unlike say stalking French widows and drunk Russian Countessess.
Seriously!
http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0030549/quotes
He wishes he was me. Stay thirsty, my friends.
That wasn’t even me trying to be racist, I was just quoting a scene from Friday the Christmas one, when OG triple OG see’s Kat Williams in a bathroom and tells him he is magically delicious and wants to fornicate him. I thought the scene would be funny if DSK was in the scene instead of Kat, tis all.
That wasn’t even me trying to be racist, I was just quoting a scene from Friday the Christmas one, when OG triple OG see’s Kat Williams in a bathroom and tells him he is magically delicious and wants to fornicate him. I thought the scene would be funny if DSK was in the scene instead of Kat, tis all.
DSK has an inflated ego that we are also trying to measure. My correlation coefficient thingy say its (.89) between CPI inflation and DSK inflation.
-AIG Quant
DSK has an inflated ego that we are also trying to measure. My correlation coefficient thingy say its (.89) between CPI inflation and DSK inflation.
-AIG Quant
Getting hauled off your transatlantic flight in handcuffs prior to recieving your first class glass of champagne is the NKI.
Getting hauled off your transatlantic flight in handcuffs prior to recieving your first class glass of champagne is the NKI.
No, getting rejected by multiple women, then getting hauled off your transatlantic flight in handcuffs prior to recieving your first class glass of champagne, then getting raped in jail, then having to resign as head of the IMF, then throwing away all your chances of being elected president of France, then having to eat that crap they call food at Rikers, then not being able to find a place to stay while on house arrest is the NKI.
No, getting rejected by multiple women, then getting hauled off your transatlantic flight in handcuffs prior to recieving your first class glass of champagne, then getting raped in jail, then having to resign as head of the IMF, then throwing away all your chances of being elected president of France, then having to eat that crap they call food at Rikers, then not being able to find a place to stay while on house arrest is the NKI.
That is the last time he will take cialis at 10 AM.
That is the last time he will take cialis at 10 AM.
or living on the edge and not wrapping it up with a potentially HIV positive hotel staff, crushing it.
stop using the phrase NKI unless you have the balls to mean it literally.
hah yeah any analysts here covering Eli Lilly? I would expect to see, what, a $.02-.03 / share drop in earnings next quarter now that they’ve lost the DSK Cialis account.
Also: I’d very nervous if I were one of those 24/7 security guards he’s got. After a week of abstinence, even a 60-year-old 250 lb ex-cop’s ass is going to look delish to this satyr.
Also: if Bess continues to be this good about predicting upcoming events, I see potential here: maybe an algorithm that trades based on DB news?
I find that my model that uses a Gaussian copula with a cauchy adjustment gives a more accurate correlation ……. oh never mind.
Leave the BAML skateboarding analyst alone.
left in a huff? more like a minute and a huff
That’s really not a lot.
Economists know that getting women in bed is a numbers game
Where do you live?
D. Kneale
You’re making me hot!
- Mrs. Bill Gross
Strauss-Kahn is a maniacal, dangerous "man." Tristane Banon, a French journalist, years ago described his vicious, out-of-the-blue assault on HER when she tried to interview him!! DSK should rot in jail!
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