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George Bush Tells Hedge Fund Community What He Was Eating When He Got The Call About Osama

“I was eating souffle at Rise Restaurant with Laura and two buddies,” Bush said on Wednesday at the SALT Conference in Vegas, when asked what he was doing when he received the call from President Obama. “I excused myself and went home to take the call,” Bush said. “Obama simply said ‘Osama Bin Laden is dead.'” [ABC]

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54 Responses to “George Bush Tells Hedge Fund Community What He Was Eating When He Got The Call About Osama”

  1. Peter Luger says:

     Souffle? Weak.

  2. Anonymous says:

     Osama dies and you excuse yourself immediately.  Thousands die as buildings collapse, you continue reading.  Makes sense.

  3. G Dubs says:

    …and then I took an “Osama”… two shots and a splash of water.

  4. Guest says:

    At least it wasn’t quiche.

    – Glass half full guy

  5. Guest says:

    He must have been eating the eponymous Southwest Chicken Souffle preceded by Marshmallow Soup.  http://risesouffle.com/index.php?page=menu

  6. Guest says:

    More importantly, what was he wearing? Was it Armani, Canali, Brioni, Carhartt…? 

  7. Anonymous says:

    Having a US president report to you when you are grabbing some midnight tacos with your buddies is the NKI

  8. Guest says:

    Makes sense. Anything harder, like pretzels, is a security risk. 

  9. guest says:

    I normally like to enjoy a quiet souffle alone with my wife and not bring two frat buddies along, but hey, that’s just me.

    -Guy who doesn’t like foursomes

  10. Andre says:

    “Two buddies” is code for Secret Service detail. 

    Everyone loves to hate Bush, so I’m guessing he can’t go out without major security detail, lest he be attacked by some dirty hippie or Ivy League grad-turned-banker who thinks he’s so f*cking smart. 

  11. Heywood says:

    Running train on Laura Bush while eating souffle is the NKI.

  12. early hominid says:

     Souffle?  He’s lucky he’s not a Democrat.   

  13. Ben Dover says:

    Truth is, his spins doctors just didn’t want to say QUICHE.

  14. Bill Clinton says:

     Want to know what I was eating when I got the call? 

  15. leadbelly says:

    I though he was eating crow 

  16. HFguy says:

    “I excused myself and went home to take the call,” — WTF, doesnt he have a cellphone and was Obama holding the call for his highness to come and pick it up.

    -Guy with no concern

  17. Lod says:

    OOPsie – OBL died December 2001.

    Sorry, buckie.