• 11 May 2011 at 4:02 PM

Matt Taibbi Now Resorting To Calling Goldman Sachs Fat

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Defenders of Goldman have been quick to insist that while the bank may have had a few ethical slips here and there, its only real offense was being too good at making money. We now know, unequivocally, that this is bullshit. Goldman isn’t a pudgy housewife who broke her diet with a few Nilla Wafers between meals — it’s an advanced-stage, 1,100-pound medical emergency who hasn’t left his apartment in six years, and is found by paramedics buried up to his eyes in cupcake wrappers and pizza boxes. [Rolling Stone]

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Comments (15)

  1. 1
    Posted by Guest | May 11, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    Hey!

    - R. Rajaratnam

  2. 2
    Posted by Lil Yimmy | May 11, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    Matt Taibbi looks awesome naked.

    /Charles Gasparino; Male Anatomy Analyst, Fuck Guru

  3. 3
    Posted by Oda Mae Brown | May 11, 2011 at 10:28 PM

    If there were no Goldman, there’d be no Matt Taibbi.

    Still waiting for our thank you cards,

    the ghosts of Goldmanites past

  4. 4
    Posted by Financial_Servicer | May 11, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    Other potential comparisons:

    1. Crack whore willing to do anything it takes for another hit
    2. Circus clowns trying to stuff one more guy into the clown car even though they’ve run out of room
    3. Pseudo-journalist using increasingly questionable metaphors to illustrate same story over and over and over and over and over and…

  5. 5
    Posted by Guest | May 12, 2011 at 12:46 AM

    Sounds poetic but it’s still not enough to get the feds to arrest anyone there.

  6. 6
    Posted by Rolling Stone want to be | May 12, 2011 at 1:00 AM

    Goldman Sachs is like a whore that will do just about anything for money today, despite the impact on the future

    Goldman Sachs is like a girl, the kind that make you feel cheap. They use you, and then leave you on the bed, cold, naked and crying.

    Goldman Sachs is like my mother. Sure she has dementia, when it’s convenient.

  7. 7
    Posted by Taibbi dipshit | May 12, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    now that the Navy Seals killed Osama , can they go after this turd ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  8. 8
    Posted by FixedInk | May 12, 2011 at 1:16 PM

    Lloyd and Taibbi really aren’t all that different. One is a soulless douche that will do anything to succeed. The other runs Goldman Sachs.

  9. 9
    Posted by Guest | May 12, 2011 at 1:32 PM

    Can someone please tell me one thing Matt has written about Goldman that is factually incorrect? Answer – NOPE!

  10. 10
    Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    Clearly you are not a bowler

  11. 11
    Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    Clearly you are not a bowler

  12. 12
    Posted by Anonymous | May 12, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    Clearly you are not a bowler

  13. 13
    Posted by Lloyd | May 12, 2011 at 6:21 PM

    He is referring to GS as “Phat”, not “fat”

  14. 14
    Posted by TheSideTrek | July 8, 2011 at 10:19 PM

    Matt Taibbi is brilliant and hilarious. One of TheSideTrek’s faves.

  15. 15
    Posted by Leech516 | July 13, 2011 at 4:12 AM

    Crack whore is better than a Goldman whore which is what you are.

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