“I think I have all of the qualifications to run the institution. I have 30 years of public service. I have a PHD from the University of Chicago. I have worked all my life in matters relevant for the Fund. I was the Executive Director of the Fund, the Deputy Managing Director of the Fund, in charge of the relationship with 80 countries. I was Minister of Finance of Mexico and now I am the Governor of the central bank. I have wide experience, I have participated in the G20, part of the steering committee of the Financial Stability Board, I’m a board member of the Bank for International Settlements. I know the institution from all different angles. I know the Fund as a member of the staff and its management, I was an Executive Director and I know the Fund, having been in authority with a lot stake at the Fund. I think I make a good candidate.” And despite all that…

Nothing about how he would react in a scenario wherein he was surrounded by hotel maids and “no one would find out,” i.e. this resume is going directly to the trash.

Comments (41)

  1. Posted by CarstensforIMF2011 | May 24, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Agustin Carstens is Mesican for Augustus Gloop.

    Orale Pues!

  2. Posted by Z.Z | May 24, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    … and I’m fat too!

  3. Posted by Spanishmoon | May 24, 2011 at 6:36 PM

    So he will be too slow for us to have to worry about him chasing maids and subordinates. And he can threaten to sit on George Papandreou

  4. Posted by trojan | May 24, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    CFA?

  5. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    Is Jabba the Hut really the best choice?

  6. Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    Well, he sure does exemplify Mexico being the fattest country in the world (ahead of the US)….. now let me eat my fried burritos in peace….

  7. Posted by JC | May 24, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    I think he failed Level II twice…swaps were a killer. Word is he’ll settle for a CIMA

  8. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    TLDL

  9. Posted by JC | May 24, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    Think this dude and Lagarde need to duke it out old school: kiddie pool, jello, Van Halen playing in the background on a beat up boom box

  10. Posted by Financial_Servicer | May 24, 2011 at 7:02 PM

    He definitely has wide experience.

  11. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2011 at 7:31 PM

    Yes, but Legarde has broad experience.

  12. Posted by Short, But Long | May 24, 2011 at 7:39 PM

    On mute he screams Italian… close enough.  I got no problem with this.

  13. Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2011 at 7:41 PM

    christ stop starting sentences with I

  14. Posted by DoIT | May 24, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Don´t send a PIG to prevent the PIGS of bail out, the best candidate is Nouriel Roubini

  15. Posted by Rdzilla | May 24, 2011 at 8:02 PM

    I am so overflowing with fat, mexican, CFA v MBA v PhD and maid-rape jokes that I might explode.  Think this will please the DB readers the most….

    “Mr. Carstens, your credentials are impressive.  However, can you touch, or even see, your toes?”

  16. Posted by Oops | May 24, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    Lo que es un hermoso culo!

  17. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    His resume looks good but, Alas, he’s not a member of the “tribe” no way they’ll let anyone else run the most poweful organization in the worlld

  18. Posted by Obvious | May 24, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    All the women who work at the IMF should get to choose who the next leader of the IMF will be.  That will teach all a lesson.

  19. Posted by Dumpus | May 24, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    present them.

    - Cartman

  20. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Like his predecessors, he doesn’t have a neck either. He’s hired.

  21. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    Sorry folks, only Gods Chosen need apply.

  22. Posted by Anonymous | May 24, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    Shouldn’t you be out burning a cross right now?

  23. Posted by Charles P. Moore | May 24, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    Dennis Blunden thinks he can make the jump from Head of the Class to Head of the IMF?

  24. Posted by 17cadogan | May 24, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    i love guacomole…and I think he may as well….

  25. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    he makes Chris Christie look svelte

  26. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2011 at 9:10 PM

    Is it not a fact that mostly all of the former heads of the IMF are Jewish?

    Tell you what, lets make a bet. If the next one is, I’ll stop posting here and eat crow. But if he is, you must. Deal?

  27. Posted by The Gruebler | May 24, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    take your shitty jokes back to business insider

  28. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    um and what lesson would that be?

  29. Posted by Financial Services Industry | May 24, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    Mr. Carstens, please see Ms. Levin’s 2nd posting of the day and get back to us after appropriate actions have been taken. 

  30. Posted by Free Coconuts | May 24, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    “I know the Fund. I was an Executive Director of the Fund. The Fund is a friend of mine. I think the Fund would make a great snack. I’m hungry….”

  31. Posted by FinkNottle | May 24, 2011 at 9:47 PM

    It’s NBD. The IMF Managing Director never sticks it out in any case.

  32. Posted by Guest | May 24, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    Lay off everyone, the poor guy just figured out how he can finally get laid.  It’s perfectly understandable.

  33. Posted by RuttingOrangutan | May 24, 2011 at 11:05 PM

    If 2 out of the prior 11 would be considered “mostly all of” then you are correct.

    But how about we make a better deal:  If the next MD is not Jewish, you kill yourself.  If the next MD is Jewish, you kill yourself.

  34. Posted by Guest | May 25, 2011 at 2:13 AM

    Sounds like he touched a nerve.
     
    The correct number is nine.
     
    Sometimes the truth hurts.

  35. Posted by analyeast | May 25, 2011 at 2:19 AM

    Come on, no “too big to _______ ” tag or joke? 

  36. Posted by Guest | May 25, 2011 at 7:17 AM

    Love the tags Bess. They made my day.

  37. Posted by NattyLax | May 25, 2011 at 1:47 PM

    Fat Fuck

  38. Posted by Jets Suck | May 25, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    Let’s go eat a goddamn snack!

  39. Posted by Oshea Timothy | May 26, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    primary qualification is guacamole

  40. Posted by hee hee ha ha | May 27, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    he’s a mexican jew–there are alot of jews in mexico- in case you idiots did not know-fyi.

  41. Posted by Bangpoprocks | May 31, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    If Europe’s tradition in retaining a European head of the IMF because it is supposedly better for the world is absurd! You can not judge a persons experience,education and skill based on their nationality, that is crazy, the IMF has always given the position to European Citizens without any real consideration of qualified candidates; Hence, look at the financial position Europe is in NOW!

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