Archive for May 2011

  • 16 May 2011 at 6:28 PM

Write-Offs: 05.16.11

$$$ Full IMF Complaint Against Dominique Strauss-Kahn (ABC)

$$$ IMF Chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn to Spend Night at Rikers Island Jail (ABC)

$$$ El-Erian: Strauss-Kahn Allegations Are Consequential for the Global Economy (PIMCO)

$$$ Merkel rejects Greek debt restructuring (FT)

$$$ Appaloosa Trots Away From Bank Stocks (MarketBeat)

$$$ IMF disbursing more loan money to Ireland (Reuters)

$$$ U.S. hits debt ceiling (Politico) Continue reading »

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who’s been in a bit of hot water since Saturday, when he allegedly sexually assaulted a maid at his hotel, is being held without bail. DSK’s lawyer, Benjamin Brafman, had requested his client be granted permission to post $1 million, but the judge sided with the prosecution, based on the accused’s “resources, the lack of an extradition treaty between the United States and France and the defendant’s history.” Brafman, who has defended Michael Jackson, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, and Plaxico Burress, may however have some news that could turn that frown, left, upside down, as he’s claiming DSK has an airtight alibi. Continue reading »

And while we’re on the subject of stuff B-Gross doesn’t want to hear you even messing around about, don’t start with this El-Erian to take over for Strauss-Kahn business. It ain’t happening, ’cause PIMCO owns his ass for at least the next 20 years. Continue reading »

London-based banker Richard Gnodde will join David Solomon and John Weinberg running Goldman’s investment bank. [Bloomberg]

Gorman

So you’ve started a hedge fund and have decided the best way to maximize returns for investors is by trading on material non-public information. With the government’s crackdown on insider trading, odds are you will ultimately get caught and, if you’ve suffered blunt trauma to the head, will decide to take your chances at a trial by jury rather than settle. If you’d like some level of assurance you’ll have better odds than Raj Rajaratnam, who was deemed guilty by Day 2 of deliberations (despite the jury taking 12 days to spit it out), consider these tips from one of the women, Leila Gonzalez Gorman, who helped sent him away. Continue reading »

Tristane Banon [who intends to file a complaint against DSK] previously described the attack, which happened when she was in her early 20s, in a television programme in 2007, when she called Strauss-Kahn, whose name was bleeped out, a “rutting chimpanzee.” [Guardian]

He took to Twitter last night to say as much. Continue reading »

According to J-M LG: 1) Yes, DSK loves the ladies, but not in a rape-y way. 2) He ate lunch before going to the airport 3) You’d have to be on a serious acid trip to buy this storyline 4) Le Guen is a doctor, so, he knows what he’s talking about. Continue reading »

In fact, he predicted them during an interview a few weeks back, though the specifics are a bit off (unless he was alluding to another incident we’ve yet to hear about?). Continue reading »

Break out the bubble wrap. Continue reading »

Before his arrest, Strauss-Kahn had been the subject of mounting media commentary on his lifestyle. “Yes I like women…So what?…For years there’s been talk of photos of massive orgies, but nothing has ever come out…So, let them show them,” French newspaper Liberation quoted him as saying. [Reuters]