Dominique Strauss-Kahn, who’s been in a bit of hot water since Saturday, when he allegedly sexually assaulted a maid at his hotel, is being held without bail. DSK’s lawyer, Benjamin Brafman, had requested his client be granted permission to post $1 million, but the judge sided with the prosecution, based on the accused’s “resources, the lack of an extradition treaty between the United States and France and the defendant’s history.” Brafman, who has defended Michael Jackson, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, and Plaxico Burress, may however have some news that could turn that frown, left, upside down, as he’s claiming DSK has an airtight alibi.
France’s RMC radio said the lawyers had pieced together Strauss-Kahn’s movements and found that he left the hotel at midday, after paying his bill and handing in his key, then went to eat with his daughter and took a taxi to the airport. The schedule meant he had already left the hotel at the time the maid alleged he chased her down a corridor, forced her into a room and assaulted her, RMC reported on its website, adding that the lawyers had material evidence and witnesses.
In related news, a spokesman for the NYPD has clarified: “We said initially that [the attacks] was around 1PM, but in fact it was closer to noon.”
Strauss-Kahn Lawyers See Alibi in Sex Case [Reuters]
Judge Denies Bail to I.M.F. Chief in Sexual Assault Case [NYT]
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Has Alibi, French Media Report [Forbes]
Poppin Dom and running up on the bitches…
U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi…you ugly, you, you, you ugly…
Good thing. I heard Angela Merkel was very worried that he was going to show up to the IMF meeting and try the same thing on her.
He’s being moved to a $3000 a night room at Rikers.
Every pic I’ve seen of this guy could easily include a thought bubble that says “Fuck You. Fuck You. Fuck You.”
Or it could say “Go away, I don’ wanna talk to you no more you tiny-brained wiper of other people’s bottoms. Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries.”
On second thought, “Fuck you” is probably right.
That picture is priceless.
Where sex after shower is all but assured …
I love the smell of bummed-out French folk in the afternoon.
Or “Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person. I blow my nose at you.”
Michael Jackson, P. Diddy, Jay-Z, and Plaxico Burress…
Isn’t being on the same list as these guys punishment enough?
“Those men tried to have sex with me!”
She’s no pushover. Dubya got the brushback when he tried the ol’ unsolicited shoulder massage…
It’s called La Boheme…it’s an opera
Guilty!…..of being an arrogant French douchebag.
I know. I had to restrain myself from doing a caption contest.
Press #1 for English, press #2 for French… Press #5 if you have a lost or stolen phone with the personal cell numbers for all G-20 world leaders.
Based on the attorney chosen, is he a Rapist or Rappist?
I used to want to make a boatload of money in finance, how naive, now all I want is to become known by my initials alone. SAC, PTJ, DSK………then I will have made it.
Unlike Kobe, his first 8 inches were not rape….
In Texas and Oklahoma, the unsolicited shoulder rub is “de rigeur” –as we say in Monahans, TX,– among socializing energy mavens, male or female.
. . . and napalm in the morning
I used to know a Louisiana crude oil company treasurer with the initials “RAT”. And he acted like one.
He’s probably bummed out because it’s past noon and he’s still at an office so it’s been the longest day of his life.
American jails are very safe and the food is 3 stars.
-sir alan
hurr? durr? ruuuuhhhhhhhh
“and it ain’t for one night, I’m shinin’ all week, ho”
Can’t tell me nuthin…
DSK
IMF no longer rapig nations on macro scale, but going micro scale and going after one person at a time
“I fart in your general direction”
DSK: “I rape countries all the f*ckin’ time. What’s a chamber maid?!?!?!? Sacre Bleu!”
d1vIyb I cannot thank you enough for the blog post.Thanks Again. Really Great.