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These Are Some Things Jim Cramer Has Said On Twitter This Morning

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  1. Shoot it on her back says:

    sounds like he’s taking the ‘Erin departure’ pretty rough 

  2. thesizzla says:

    That’s what happens when you’re wrong on 90% of your calls. 

    @thesizzla:twitter

  3. Guest says:

    Uncalled for. Pray that you never me in person.

    ~M.Vick

  4. Misterpeepz says:

    of course, if he were speaking those tweets aloud, he’d BE YELLING THEM LIKE THIS

  5. Put_Option says:

    Jim Cramer is about as hard as an Ivy league student in tasseled loafers, swinging a glass Chardonnay around while on vacation in Nantucket.  

    • lax BRO says:

      Can’t wait for this summer!  

    • Guest says:

       When you can roll your shirt sleeves up to your underarms, it’s a sign that your guns are actually pea-shooters.

      -Guy who thinks he could kick the sh*t out of one J. Cramer

  6.  In defense of Cramer: 

    10 Things I Learned While Working With Him: 
    http://www.jamesaltucher.com/2011/01/10-things-i-learned-working-with-jim-cramer/

  7. Guest says:

    “I will embarass and trounce them”, unless it Nails, who I allowed to consistently pump his horseshit investment ideas on my website…we dont talk about that.

  8. Guest says:

    Hey guys, I keep getting e-mails from a “LENNYD”, who is this guy and can he please stop trying to contact me?

    – Jim C.

  9. Writer X says:

    Just having a Charlie Sheen kinda moment.  We all have them.

  10. Eatmyload says:

    Tweeting? What a dumb ass!

    ~ Reggie Bush
     
     

  11. Guest says:

    Don’t be a Kneale…. I still remember Kneale’s dalliances with pets.

  12. early hominid says:

     Oh, oh, you ready to blow?  Well, I’m a mushroom cloud layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker.   I’m superfly TNT. I’m the Guns of the Navarone.   – Jules Winnfield: adventurer, youth hockey coach. 

    • Anonymous says:

      Guns *of* Navarone, not of *the* Navarone.

      -A. Quinn 

      • early hominid says:

        I know that and you know that, but Jules Winnfield did not.   He apparently wasn’t good with names (see “Brett/Brad”).  Still, he was better with names than Cramer is with stocks.  

  13. VictoryIsMine says:

    Don’t be a Favre.  I still remember Favre’s dalliances with Jets.

  14. JDog says:

    I WILL DEPLOY MY ORDINANCE TO THE GROUND!!!!1!

  15. J. Cramer says:

    Kanye West hacked into my Twitter account.

  16. Glondor says:

    Guys, go east, words can hurt you know.  They can hurt a lot.

    /Zach Kouwe

  17. Fred K. Frederick says:

    TWD.  For sure.

  18. Kouwanal_yst says:

    This guy sounds a lot like @Anal_yst. But I doubt Cramer can bench 250.

  19. Ilovemydog says:

     imagine his twitter outburst if the article had talked about the alleged affair with a cnbc production staffer that led to his divorce

  20. Ubssucks says:

    Sounds like he has something in common with that monkey in the white house….   without a teleprompter, he is retarded 

    at any rate, UBS sucks

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