According to Ted Papadopoulos, who’d been struggling with how to get people to listen when he said the financial crisis was caused not just by bankers but consumers, “The whole thing was an organic process. One day my good friend called me up and said, ‘You know what? You’ve been frustrated for so long, write a song about it.’ And I said, ‘done’.”
Rappin’ In Defense Of Wall Street [Fortune]
Agreed. Taxpayers need to take personal responsibility for the mess we’ve gotten themselves into.
Loan Officer = Investment Banker?
That was awesome.
–guy who didn’t go to college
According to Ted Papadopoulos … Stopped reading, right there
Pit stains – plaid shirt @ 1:50
Just sayin’
same here
Consumer: I have 5k in the bank, poor credit rating, and make 30k a year. Can I get a 800k mortgage?
Place like nationwide: Absolutely
8-12 Months later…
Place like nationwide: Shit. LTV was 80%+, interest coverage ratio was 0.25, default city! We lost solvency, but at least we got a ton of commissions. Lets pass this on to wall street.
Wall street: Ok we will take this dog shit, polish it, and place these various mortgage backed securities. We will trade these OTC and use mark-to-market models to justify valuation.
Place like nationwide: Ok. By the way, we thought only the worst loans would default, like 20%. That number is closer to 80% now.
Wall street: No worries. We actually went to college and grad school, so up yours! We’ll be fine
Random hedge fund/hnwi/asset manager/pm: Oh wait, these securities aren’t worth dick. Short time.
Wall street: F WORD!
Consumer: F WORD!
Place like nationwide: F WORD!
Random hedge fund/hnwi/asset manager/pm: My Sharpe is higher than your company common stock. Eat my shit.
I thought those guys were signed by the Dumbazz Label.
Sorry meant place like remax. Nationwide is insurance… duh…
*vomits*
fuck, I need a new keyboard.
“My Sharpe is higher than your company common stock”
I like that very much…
-Guy who is suprised he actually made a “Defending Your Life” reference
I wonder if Seal Team VI found hundreds of yet-to-be-sent “thank you” notes from OBL to investment bankers for their inadvertant help in Al Qaeda’s work to ruin global financial markets?
One of the few areas where I think both racial discrimination and government regulation would be merited is in the field of music, where I would fully support requiring a permit before anyone of primarily European descent could make music described as “hip-hop” or “rap”.
Aspiring Rappers: We’re calling ourselves “Leeman Brothaz”, and we’re making a rap song about–
Government Regulator: Hold it right there. Have you filled out a form HonQ-E?
Show yourself out.
Bess, any relation?
:-)
What ever happened to Jeffrey Chiang of UT-Austin MBA fame? Would love to read a follow-up.
Would also like a follow up on Aleksy Vanier
Too soon
Ted Acidophilus is a friend of mine.
He was an undergrad dick bag
Hip-hop-anon-a-mous?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnbL56_S9rQ (~0:30 if you’re curious yet impatient)
Isn’t he your boss?
re-read much of the comment thread on that over the weekend when a convo somehow turned to him. Story had about 640 comments, which I think is still a dealbreaker record.
think he had somehow managed to procure “office space” on park around 21st doing – shocker – decidedly non-wall street type things
those are some nice looking briefcases.
Is Ted related to Nick Papagiorgio?
Heres the full version - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoMpcz0S3hc
And so is Jeff Weiner of Linked-In. Dickbag
Geez…Got nailed up the ass?