It presupposes that yes he did what’s been alleged but that it was a misunderstanding.
“…DSK ordered a hooker to come to his hotel room, came out of the bathroom naked, saw that a girl had arrived, and mistook her for the prostitute.”
This theory would require 1) the hooker for some reason had the key to the room 2) that they’d agreed beforehand to act out a rape scenario and 3) that DSK requested the hooker wear a maid’s uniform (specifically a dowdy one, as presumably Sofitel doesn’t have its cleaning staff working in scantily-clad French maid costumes). So…it’s possible!
[Felix Salmon via BI]
He was actually waiting for Lisa Maria Falcone, having decided to act on the european threat of “bringing the instruments of torture” against the hedge funds
Bullshit.
DSK is just livin on a prayer.
- Kenneth Moreno
ya think??
I’m not a Lawyer, but isn’t that somewhat Illegal, still?
i guess it boils down to sentencing?
Right if the above were actually what happened, and I think we and BL (as evidenced by her heavy sarcasm) will all agree it was not.
I always order up a hooker right before I check out, so this makes a lot of sense to me.
very nice of him to take a shower BEFORE the hooker got there…..who says the French have bad hygienes.
This is a AAA alibi
- Moody’s analyst
He ordered a maid with a Islamic headscarf? No wa..
On second thought, a US jury will buy it.
What’s illegal?
- Client 9
Wait… So maids don’t double as rape fetish hookers that come free with the room?
- Guy who should probably lay low for a while
I’m confident he just saw the “naked man” episode of how i met your mother and decided to go for it. Two out of three times amigo…
So he was going to bang a hooker, then go have lunch with his daughter? Ewwww!
Sounds plausible to me.
He’s French. He was nice enough to not bring the hooker along to lunch with the daughter.
The nice thing in France would be for him to offer to bring her and for her to decline.
DSK: “Wanna play rape?”
Her: “No way!”
DSK: “That’s the spirit!”
Dear French Morons,
Osama is dead. Your men dress funny. And the maid was (allegedly) raped by an (alleged) scumbag.
Thanks for making this ass-kicking wine that I’m getting drunk on right now. Please get a clue and fuck off.
Yours most drunkedly,
Guest
I would have you all know that DSK pays cash for the hooker services he orders…unlike most of you financial types that pays cheques that bounce.
Cheers,
-DSK’s Legal Team
Yes – - still illegal in the US, but the EuroTrash will hate on the US justice system. They didn’t like our “perp walk” of him, or was it “perv walk”?
Sounds plausible. That, plus what I said- Ben Stein.
Why Eww?
-The “Am I missing something?” guy
It was “perv walk” in true the land-of-the-free style, where everybody is guilty until proven innocent and even if innocent still have their lives wrecked for even THINKING about something so filthy as sex. Since she wasn’t raped, it boils down to his word against hers. Still doesn’t matter: he already lost. Lost his job, wife and chances of being president.
Might be a chick thing. I just find that creepy.
Presumably there are people thinking about how to get to her & offer her enough $$$ for it all to go away.
In Soviet Russia, chambermaid rape you before lunch.
In Soviet Russia, chambermaid rape you before lunch.
In Soviet Russia, chambermaid rape you before lunch.
In Soviet Russia, chambermaid rape you before lunch.
We look forward to your commentary like we do a herpes breakout.
DSK has an ass-kicking, air-tight and hard-on alibi — he is actually color-blind, that is really why he did not notice that the woman is black, and that she is wearing not a yellow bracelet but a blue ribbon for keys to the cleaning room. Just an accident, really.
nah, pretty sure that’s creepy to everyone, also keep in mind the traditional French greeting the bise, on both checks, after dsk’s lips were most likely on some other cheeks just moments earlier.
-guy who thinks he maybe took it too far
It was a cloudy, and chilly Thursday morning in May, when I arrived at my 57th interview with the IMF. As I entered into the lobby, I was greeted by security and led into a windowless room on the 3rd floor. The metal chair was quite uncomfortable, and the light over my head was causing me to squint. In walks an overweight man in a two piece suit, with a leather briefcase. He smelled of cigarettes and cheap cologne. Must be a lawyer, I thought to myself. He starts to speak as if he is talking to a child in trouble, ”at your last interview you had forced relations with a cleaning woman in the elevator”. Thinking for a second, I responded quickly, “I had hired a hooker to dress up like a cleaning lady and meet me in the elevator. It was a simple honest mistake”. The man thought about it for a second, then responded, “are you available on Tuesday”
Why the fuck didn’t I think of that????
B. Roethlisberger
Isn’t there a legal case you should be working on right now? I don’t think he’s paying you $500/hr to sit around and post on forums.
“Lost his Job”? He gets a $250k a-year-in-perpituity !!** #?!
Without the work…Sounds like a friggin genius move
–AIG French Socialist Quant
Makes sense. I try out every maid.
-Arnold
Must be a Euro thing…
-M. Shriver
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
It’s not like he was staying at the Standard…
Strauss-Kahn “I deny with all possible firmness all of the allegations that have been made against me.”
At this time, in his position he can still think of ‘firmness?????’ LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Guilty!!!
Strauss-Kahn “I deny with all possible firmness all of the allegations that have been made against me.”
At this time, in his position he can still think of ‘firmness?????’ LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Guilty!!!
To our American friends : I hope the persecutor has made his job correctly. I also hope that justice will prevail and that even a very rich and powerful man can face justice. And please, keep him in the US for the 74 next coming years. If he came back to France in jail, he will be out after 3 years. And for the records, he is an axception as european, not a standard. He is a shame for France and Europe. God bless America.
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