• 16 May 2011 at 11:03 AM

This Is How (Another) One Of Dominque Strauss-Kahn’s (Alleged) Victims Would Describe Him

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Tristane Banon [who intends to file a complaint against DSK] previously described the attack, which happened when she was in her early 20s, in a television programme in 2007, when she called Strauss-Kahn, whose name was bleeped out, a “rutting chimpanzee.” [Guardian]

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Comments (46)

  1. 1
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    Wonder if being cuffed turns him on. Isn’t that what they do at swingers’ parties? 

  2. 2
    Posted by JR | May 16, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    Reese Witherspoon to play TB in Lifetime channel production of the DSK story. Of course, DSK will be played by Bubbles V.

  3. 3
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    Always thought of DSK more as the Bonobo-type.

  4. 4
    Posted by BusterC | May 16, 2011 at 3:54 PM

    even with the funny eye shes hot 

  5. 5
    Posted by BusterC | May 16, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    even with the funny eye shes hot 

  6. 6
    Posted by trojan | May 16, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    lights on, shower curtain pulled back, Family Guy housekeeping lady watching.

  7. 7
    Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    Any suggestions where I might be able to read more on this whole Strausss-Kahn debacle?

  8. 8
    Posted by THUNDER TUNA! | May 16, 2011 at 3:58 PM

     I’m rutting me secretary right now as I type this!

  9. 9
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    She is exquisitely beautiful. Damn! The French do have something worth celebrating besides champagne!
     

  10. 10
    Posted by FreeDSK | May 16, 2011 at 4:05 PM

     She was asking for it the way she was dressed up, pencil skirt, heels, lipstick, all slutty looking.
    – DSK

  11. 11
    Posted by Becky Q | May 16, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    Exactly!

  12. 12
    Posted by No Anal | May 16, 2011 at 4:23 PM

     Lights on, shades drawn back, window open, me wearing only a Hawiian shirt, her in a maid outfit, scratch marks on chest and back, with a consent form signed and dated, and 2 witnesses and 1 lawyer.  

  13. 13
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 4:23 PM

    There is never an excuse. But she makes it a close call. 

  14. 14
    Posted by Put_Option | May 16, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    She’s cute… Trashy cute, but cute… Like H&M, looks ok, but has no integrity

  15. 15
    Posted by Momentus | May 16, 2011 at 4:29 PM

    Is that frowned upon here?

    –Guy who still thinks he’s Penske material

  16. 16
    Posted by InfiniteGuest | May 16, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    How does she describe his penis?
    - guy who believes all pervs have oddly-shaped penises

  17. 17
    Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2011 at 4:49 PM

    Kinda funny that a french socialist candidate for president was staying a 3,000 dollar a night hotel in NYC

  18. 18
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    If this is his standard for non-consensual sex, I’d like to see a picture of the maid!

  19. 19
    Posted by VP | May 16, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    They’re just like the socialist cunts in the UK that have a taste for the finer things in life. 

  20. 20
    Posted by Ghost of Teddy Kennedy | May 16, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    Yeah, I hate those types. 

  21. 21
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    Mmmm…..I wonder if the armpits match the drapes?

  22. 22
    Posted by trojan | May 16, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    looks like an early 90′s Disney cartoon female lead….Ariel…Belle

  23. 23
    Posted by NattyLAX | May 16, 2011 at 5:29 PM

    Sofitel sucks. Shoulve stayed at Mandarin. Its chill

  24. 24
    Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    He also gets paid $521k/year as head of the IMF.  

  25. 25
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 6:12 PM

    This looks good for me!

    -normal guy 

  26. 26
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 6:23 PM

     Just wondering how long this will take to hit L&O.

    4 weeks?

  27. 27
    Posted by Anonymous | May 16, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    That is the most flattering picture of her. Normal girl, cute-ish although the accent goes a long way. (She is certainly no BL.)

    - guy who has no shot

  28. 28
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 6:27 PM

     This comment isn’t getting enough credit.

  29. 29
    Posted by D. Fuld | May 16, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    I…kinda thought I had all primate-related nicknames on lockdown….this is awkward.. 

  30. 30
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    Denied bail. HA.

  31. 31
    Posted by Who will save your soul | May 16, 2011 at 6:46 PM

     Look Jewel, he paid to have your teeth fixed. Doesn’t that count for something? 

  32. 32
    Posted by Karl Mozurkewich | May 16, 2011 at 7:27 PM

     +1 for screen-name to post relevance.

  33. 33
    Posted by VonSloneker | May 16, 2011 at 8:08 PM

    It moved 

  34. 34
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    wtf does this have to do with anything?  

  35. 35
    Posted by Polarbear55ca | May 17, 2011 at 2:23 AM

     daily telegraph, zerohedge.

  36. 36
    Posted by Diamond Joe | May 17, 2011 at 3:10 PM

    my, er ah, pants feel sticky

  37. 37
    Posted by robD | May 17, 2011 at 4:05 PM

    taxfree 

  38. 38
    Posted by Irish.Curse | May 17, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    credit where it is due: comment of the year

  39. 39
    Posted by Adam Baum | May 18, 2011 at 2:25 AM

    your a sick-o too 

  40. 40
    Posted by Adam Baum | May 18, 2011 at 2:28 AM

    God help one who can sense of this !!!!! 

  41. 41
    Posted by Triple Bridge Capital | May 18, 2011 at 3:41 AM

    That’s one lady whose undercarriage I wouldn’t mind fondling while wearing a Patek repeater.

  42. 42
    Posted by Guest #9 | May 18, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    Lights off, covered, handbridge required.

    http://estaticos02.cache.el-mundo.net/elmundo/imagenes/2011/05/15/internacional/1305477129_extras_ladillos_1_0.jpg 

  43. 43
    Posted by Guest #9 | May 18, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    Lights off, covered, handbridge required.

    http://estaticos02.cache.el-mundo.net/elmundo/imagenes/2011/05/15/internacional/1305477129_extras_ladillos_1_0.jpg 

  44. 44
    Posted by Busterc | May 31, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    I think you mean “Pont des Mains”

    sounds so much more DSk

    Voulez-vous pont-des-mains avec moi, ce soir? Dans the Sofitel?

  45. 45
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