• 13 May 2011 at 5:02 PM

This Weekend, Don’t Let These Amateurs Put You To Shame

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If you’re going to run up a 6-figure bar tab, consider getting serious and not tuckering yourself out before midnight, failing to break $200k.

[via ZeroHedge]

Comments (41)

  1. 1
    Posted by Littlecat | May 13, 2011 at 9:13 PM

    i’m saying 10:1 someone was hitting the redbull with the dom instead of the goose 

  2. 2
    Posted by early hominid | May 13, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    “1 pellegrno sm”?   WTF? 

  3. 3
    Posted by Mjl476 | May 13, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    credit card roulette, anyone?

  4. 4
    Posted by Tips | May 13, 2011 at 9:24 PM

     Bud Light costs the same as Heineken?

  5. 5
    Posted by Not UBS Sucks Guy | May 13, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    My guess…20 UBS analysts

  6. 6
    Posted by Guest | May 13, 2011 at 9:26 PM

    You should be more concerned about the 31 Fiji waters… 

  7. 7
    Posted by Tiger's Wood | May 13, 2011 at 9:28 PM

     You should have seen what was paid for in cash. 

  8. 8
    Posted by Guest | May 13, 2011 at 9:33 PM

     $10 Bud Lights are the NKI?

  9. 9
    Posted by Guest | May 13, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    Getting a $29,581 tip is the NKI

  10. 10
    Posted by early hominid | May 13, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    Fair point.  Other than the Pellegrino and the Fijis then, I have no concerns.  

  11. 11
    Posted by Bess Lumpkin | May 13, 2011 at 9:41 PM

    Over/under on the number of people who drank on that tab? 

  12. 12
    Posted by UBS Analyst | May 13, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    That was more than my bonus last year

  13. 13
    Posted by Raj | May 13, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    One

  14. 14
    Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2011 at 9:56 PM

    Keep going….. 

  15. 15
    Posted by Not UBS Sucks Guy | May 13, 2011 at 10:05 PM

    1,000 UBS analysts?

  16. 16
    Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    Getting warmer…. 

  17. 17
    Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2011 at 10:25 PM

     Do you realize the pussy you could buy for 200k?

  18. 18
    Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    For a hundred grand, you’d think they could spell Veuve correctly…

    Other than than, I have no concerns. 

  19. 19
    Posted by Not UBS Sucks Guy | May 13, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    Oswald Grubel took the entire North American Investment Bank out?

  20. 20
    Posted by Chief | May 13, 2011 at 10:43 PM

    Cinco De Mayo, and only 3 shots of tequila?
     

  21. 21
    Posted by Anonymous | May 13, 2011 at 11:11 PM

    Bingo! VP’s and up got one shot of champagne, associates and analysts got a squirt of water.

    We’re cool with no bonuses this year right guys?

    Best,

    Oswald 

  22. 22
    Posted by Guest | May 14, 2011 at 12:57 AM

    A $25000 bottle of booze is often code for hooker. That way the accountants/wives/mistresses/etc. don’t know.

    - NOT a UBS employee

  23. 23
    Posted by Anonymous | May 14, 2011 at 1:55 AM

     It was a Thursday night, but he closed out his tab at 11:56?  If you’re dropping 200K on a bar tab you might as well take a personal day the next day and stay out late.

  24. 24
    Posted by Ubssucks | May 14, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    if you adjust to pre-tax dollars, this was more than anyone’s cash bonus at UBS for the last 3 years 

  25. 25
    Posted by InfiniteSam | May 14, 2011 at 11:45 PM

     All that and you end with two Bud Lights?

  26. 26
    Posted by Guest | May 15, 2011 at 4:10 AM

    Over!

  27. 27
    Posted by Guest | May 15, 2011 at 4:11 AM

    Yes, but when you count the equity….

  28. 28
    Posted by Guest | May 15, 2011 at 4:13 AM

    Look, I got there late and all I had were those two Bud Lights. I threw in $30. C’mon.

  29. 29
    Posted by Guest | May 15, 2011 at 5:31 PM

    I think the hotel receipt guy has taken this a little too far.

     - AIG FP Gaming and Leisure Quant 

  30. 30
    Posted by Guest | May 15, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    That will max out his Chase debit card for sure. 

  31. 31
    Posted by Guest | May 15, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    That tip is waaaaaaaaay too high!

     - Bill Gross 

  32. 32
    Posted by Guest | May 15, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    It was Paris Hilton’s coke addict boyfriend and some Asian dude. They were basically just popping bottle after bottle and pouring the contents into anyone’s glass that was near.

    Cool story, Bro.

  33. 33
    Posted by Anonymous | May 15, 2011 at 10:34 PM

    Doesn’t anyone do car bombs anymore? Jaeger bombs? Come on… couple bombs for my broksis

  34. 34
    Posted by Peer-bro | May 15, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    Slams need to stay hydrated when they’re popping pills, making Pellegrino and Fiji essential — assuming you want the bird brains to be functional when you take them to pound town (and/or not die).

  35. 35
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    This is one of the worst photoshop jobs I’ve seen. And they really got done at 11:56pm?? Not much of a party.

  36. 36
    Posted by Where the Donkey? | May 16, 2011 at 9:43 PM

     http://vegas.napkinnights.com/pics/view_image.php?id=683255http://vegas.napkinnights.com/pics/view_image.php?id=683255

  37. 37
    Posted by Guest | May 16, 2011 at 9:46 PM

    go to May 05 at Tryst and the party starts on page 8 / photo 51

  38. 38
    Posted by Justin Molinari | May 16, 2011 at 10:22 PM

    Gotta go all out on CINCO DE MAYO!

  39. 39
    Posted by Michael Wilde | May 17, 2011 at 2:01 AM

    I am suspicious on this one.   A Veuve Cliquot 15 liter (nebuchadnezzar) normally retails for $3,000.  Marked up to 25k.  That seems way overboard.   I smell fake.

    http://www.giftsdirect.com/gift/Veuve-Clicquot-Nebuchadnezzar-15litres-20-bottles/3921.htm

  40. 40
    Posted by suckas | May 17, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    Had to have been 6 for autograt. 

  41. 41
    Posted by Asdf | May 18, 2011 at 3:31 AM

    do you not know how clubs work?