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This Weekend, Don’t Let These Amateurs Put You To Shame

If you’re going to run up a 6-figure bar tab, consider getting serious and not tuckering yourself out before midnight, failing to break $200k.

[via ZeroHedge]

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  1. Littlecat says:

    i’m saying 10:1 someone was hitting the redbull with the dom instead of the goose 

  2. early hominid says:

    “1 pellegrno sm”?   WTF? 

    • Guest says:

      You should be more concerned about the 31 Fiji waters… 

      • early hominid says:

        Fair point.  Other than the Pellegrino and the Fijis then, I have no concerns.  

        • Peer-bro says:

          Slams need to stay hydrated when they’re popping pills, making Pellegrino and Fiji essential — assuming you want the bird brains to be functional when you take them to pound town (and/or not die).

  3. Mjl476 says:

    credit card roulette, anyone?

  4. Tips says:

     Bud Light costs the same as Heineken?

  5. Not UBS Sucks Guy says:

    My guess…20 UBS analysts

  6. Tiger's Wood says:

     You should have seen what was paid for in cash. 

  7. Guest says:

     $10 Bud Lights are the NKI?

  8. Guest says:

    Getting a $29,581 tip is the NKI

  9. Bess Lumpkin says:

    Over/under on the number of people who drank on that tab? 

  10. Anonymous says:

     Do you realize the pussy you could buy for 200k?

    • Guest says:

      A $25000 bottle of booze is often code for hooker. That way the accountants/wives/mistresses/etc. don’t know.

      – NOT a UBS employee

  11. Anonymous says:

    For a hundred grand, you’d think they could spell Veuve correctly…

    Other than than, I have no concerns. 

  12. Chief says:

    Cinco De Mayo, and only 3 shots of tequila?
     

  13. Anonymous says:

     It was a Thursday night, but he closed out his tab at 11:56?  If you’re dropping 200K on a bar tab you might as well take a personal day the next day and stay out late.

  14. Ubssucks says:

    if you adjust to pre-tax dollars, this was more than anyone’s cash bonus at UBS for the last 3 years 

  15. InfiniteSam says:

     All that and you end with two Bud Lights?

    • Guest says:

      Look, I got there late and all I had were those two Bud Lights. I threw in $30. C’mon.

  16. Guest says:

    I think the hotel receipt guy has taken this a little too far.

     – AIG FP Gaming and Leisure Quant 

  17. Guest says:

    That will max out his Chase debit card for sure. 

  18. Guest says:

    It was Paris Hilton’s coke addict boyfriend and some Asian dude. They were basically just popping bottle after bottle and pouring the contents into anyone’s glass that was near.

    Cool story, Bro.

  19. Anonymous says:

    Doesn’t anyone do car bombs anymore? Jaeger bombs? Come on… couple bombs for my broksis

  20. Guest says:

    This is one of the worst photoshop jobs I’ve seen. And they really got done at 11:56pm?? Not much of a party.

  21. Where the Donkey? says:

     http://vegas.napkinnights.com/pics/view_image.php?id=683255http://vegas.napkinnights.com/pics/view_image.php?id=683255

  22. Justin Molinari says:

    Gotta go all out on CINCO DE MAYO!

  23. I am suspicious on this one.   A Veuve Cliquot 15 liter (nebuchadnezzar) normally retails for $3,000.  Marked up to 25k.  That seems way overboard.   I smell fake.

    http://www.giftsdirect.com/gift/Veuve-Clicquot-Nebuchadnezzar-15litres-20-bottles/3921.htm

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