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When Having Affairs, Female Bankers Less Paranoid Than Males About Spouses Catching On

According to a new study, the results of which are somewhat suspect, among the seventy-two percent of bankers who’ve supposedly had an affair, 63 percent of the males “said that they were convinced their wives knew about their affairs,” versus 3% of female bankers who said the same of their husbands. Here are a few other details respondents got off their chests:

87% of affairs involve a work colleague

26% of male bankers had had an affair with their PA / secretary

24% said that they ‘played away’ because their wife now reminded them more of their mother

4% said that they did it in the hope of getting caught

63% of male bankers said that they were convinced their wives knew about their affairs, but said nothing for the sake of the relationship

Just 3% of female bankers said that they were convinced their husbands knew about their affairs

41% said that they weren’t looking for an affair (it just happened)

13% confirmed that they had had an affair with their immediate boss

Male / Female Bankers & Extramarital Affairs – Some Interesting Facts [Hereisthecity via BI]

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84 Responses to “When Having Affairs, Female Bankers Less Paranoid Than Males About Spouses Catching On”

  1. Never tried it says:

    4% wanted to get caught? Makes as much sense as rigging your grades and going to Nevada-Reno.

    The Guy who likes to weave stuff together

  2. VictoryIsMine says:

    … and with that background information, given your gender, physical attributes, and likely pay grade, calculate the probability to 4 decimal places that you will get laid within your first year of work.

    – GS 27th interview.

  3. Anonymous says:

    “The average period between female banker affairs is 5 years 4 months”
    Thats a lot of tampons.

  4. Guest says:

    I wonder if it was the same immediate boss having affairs with 13% of bankers.

  5. Guest says:

    Bankers. Does this include tellers and cs reps at my local HSBC?

  6. MooseFister says:

     98% said they would never have an affair with someone at UBS

  7. Shawn says:

    Much easier for a woman to carry on an affair without her spouse catching on — fewer performance issues at home. A 40-y.o. male who has just had the afternoon of his life is much more likely to get found out that evening at home, whereas the 40-y.o. woman can just lie back and think of England…

  8. N. Taleb says:

    This seems to be more of a commentary on women and probabilistic thinking..

  9. NakedShort says:

    I knew my wife was going to get fucked silly by other men before she did.

    -D. Gartman

  10. ParkAvenue says:

    Since when are female bankers ever in relationships?

  11. I required 100% of my “personal assistants” to wear a fleece when i did them doggie.

    -Steve Fleeceman

  12. PasteSpecialFormats says:

    Hopefully one female banker responded that she was considering an affair and was “Pre-Menstral Constantly.”

    -Guy Who Foolishly Hopes For Things

  13. CoveredLong says:

    So just to summarize:
    97% of female bankers are delusional and think men are idiots
    63% of male bankers are assholes
    26% of male bankers work on the roof of 85 Broad
     
    Sounds about right.

    • The Unwritten Stats says:

      … and 76% of respondents said that they ‘played away’ because their wife didn’t remind them enough of their mother.

      You know what? That strikes me as quite odd.  But, you can’t argue with statistics, right?

    • Lolguest says:

      It’s 200 West, not 85 Broad, where have you been?

  14. early hominid says:

    And 100% of respondents agreed that Deborahlee Loranzana was not in fact  “too hot for Citi,”  and/or banking generally.

  15. Stat man says:

    -98% of statistics used in studies about bankers and sex are complete bullshit.

  16. Boeing says:

    And in a surprising move, the NLRB just announced they will be representing the collective barganining rights of the hookers that make up 69% of the 87% “work colleauges” category suing wall street for health and retirement benefits. 

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