“This year, my personal challenge is around being thankful for the food I have to eat. I think many people forget that a living being has to die for you to eat meat, so my goal revolves around not letting myself forget that and being thankful for what I have. This year I’ve basically become a vegetarian since the only meat I’m eating is from animals I’ve killed myself…[my] first kill was a lobster, which I boiled alive. The most interesting thing was how special it felt to eat it after having not eaten any seafood or meat in a while…on May 4…I killed a pig and a goat [by] cutting the throat of the goat with a knife, which is the most kind way to do it.”

Was it:

a) Jamie Dimon

b) Jeff Immelt

c) Bill Gross

d) Steve Cohen

e) Duncan Niederauer

f) Mark Zuckerberg

g) Carol Bartz

h) Stephen Schwarzman

i) Larry Fink

j) Larry Ellison

k) write-in

[Answer revealed here- no peeking!]

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  1. Posted by Last Man Standing | May 26, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    dick fuld?

  2. Posted by Anonymous | May 26, 2011 at 7:44 PM

    Got to be Ellison.

  3. Posted by Brian1284 | May 26, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    Tyson?

  4. Posted by JR | May 26, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    Answer is “f” – the billionaire hoodie douche.

  5. Posted by Oooooh Yeah! | May 26, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Flavor Flav?

  6. Posted by AmericanBandersnatch | May 26, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    k – Ted Nugent, CEO of Wango Tango Capital

  7. Posted by Zucked | May 26, 2011 at 7:51 PM

    wow, this clown has no idea what’s coming to him one day. I don’t either but with the karma he’s collected… 

  8. Posted by The Walrus | May 26, 2011 at 7:52 PM

    Big Raj?

  9. Posted by Fbooked | May 26, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    What a disgusting slimy subhuman. (and the humane way to do it is with electricity first, or, in at-home conditions, bullet in the head)

  10. Posted by NakedShort | May 26, 2011 at 7:55 PM

    Killing the food that you eat is the B.C.KI

  11. Posted by Wild Card | May 26, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    I like to hunt humans in Philadelphia.  

  12. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | May 26, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    Oh so punchable.

  13. Posted by Guest | May 26, 2011 at 8:05 PM

    K) Deutsche Bank MD

  14. Posted by celestus | May 26, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    Oh my.

  15. Posted by trojan | May 26, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    trafficking in gorilla meat violates the Endangered Species Act

  16. Posted by Anonymous | May 26, 2011 at 8:16 PM

    Wow.

    Guy must have read “Lord of the Flies” once too often.

  17. Posted by Guest | May 26, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    farmville just got real

  18. Posted by InfiniteGuest | May 26, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    Whoever it is sounds like he must be a quiet guy, keeps to himself a lot.

  19. Posted by Gillrajb | May 26, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    Its Zukerburg. similar article on the drudge

    -loser

  20. Posted by I Hate Chickens | May 26, 2011 at 8:26 PM

    Its Justin Timberlake!

  21. Posted by Seaman Bodine | May 26, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    dsk?

  22. Posted by Barney Stinson | May 26, 2011 at 8:33 PM

    Some poor cow’s facebook page just updated their status to sad.

  23. Posted by Guesticles | May 26, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    Gary Busey Capital Management CEO?

  24. Posted by Anonymous | May 26, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    Kinda funny lookin, tho.

  25. Posted by Guest | May 26, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    I delegate the killing. I’m busy and have better things to do. Plus I feel bad for the poor, factory-farmed critters.

  26. Posted by early hominid | May 26, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    Until Neanderthals came along, we used to do this all the time, it was no big deal. 

  27. Posted by ExtraOrdinaryPopularDelusions | May 26, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    “I think many people forget that a living being has to die for you to eat meat”

    Do you think he is referring to the cow, or the guy starving in Sudan because of the grain diverted to feed the cow?

  28. Posted by JR | May 26, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    Well played.

  29. Posted by Lucky Zuck | May 26, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    “I only act on business plans taken from others with my own hands.”

  30. Posted by InsiderorPonzi | May 26, 2011 at 8:56 PM

    K) DSK—“Lots of vitamin E…”

  31. Posted by Wahoo | May 26, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    This kind of thing happened all the time at the Porcellian.

  32. Posted by Indeed | May 26, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    Jesse Eisenberg

  33. Posted by Groucho | May 26, 2011 at 10:57 PM

    Big deal.  You know, Ive killed an elephant in my pajamas.  How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.

  34. Posted by Logical Dude | May 26, 2011 at 11:01 PM

    And, so, then the only trades he’s making come from analysts he’s killed himself?

  35. Posted by guest | May 27, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    the only thing left for him to do to prove he’s completely lost his mind is to put a bid in on the mets

  36. Posted by Buster Hyman Minsky | May 27, 2011 at 3:07 AM

    I followed Bess’ suggestion and didn’t do any “peaking” [sic]. I guess Cliff Asness (Biff Basness), as he seems like the type to have a macho survivalist streak.

  37. Posted by Buster Hyman Minsky | May 27, 2011 at 3:11 AM

    I see I was wrong, it’s not Basness. Joe Biden should be upset with the (unnamed) CEO who *is* doing his own animal killing, as that’s one fewer job (slaughterhouse worker) that  won’t be created during the second Summer of Recovery.

  38. Posted by Aha | May 27, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Larry Ellison

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