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Why Is Tom Brady At Goldman Sachs Today? (Update)

We have no idea but apparently he’s been spotted “cruising around the trading floor with a bunch of senior guys this afternoon, shaking hands, etc, with hair that looks like it hasn’t been cut in months.” Wild speculation encouraged at this time.

Update: Apparently he was there for the lunch of a charity he works for called “Best Buddies.”

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32 Responses to “Why Is Tom Brady At Goldman Sachs Today? (Update)”

  1. Anonymous says:

    It’s the hair, isn’t it?

  2. Anonymous says:

    He is on his first interview. Since he plays for the Patriots, they will not be asking him back.

  3. Wells Fargo Quant says:

    I thought already worked for the Patriarchs?

  4. Guest says:

    Learning the coffee route and who takes it black, with two sugars, etc. He had to take something to get by during the lockout.

  5. Guest says:

    Probably marketing something for Avenue.

  6. Eli Manning says:

    “I’m here to start my internship, this lockout thing has forced me to start up a new career in prostitution.”

  7. Chompers says:

    Because he is a toffee nosed poofter.

  8. OnlyPatsfaninNY says:

    I’d blow him no homo

  9. Belicheck says:

    Patriots releasing him in favor of Mallet. He is moving on and plans on starting his own hedge fund. He is visiting GS looking for seed money and/or a prime broker.

  10. El Tigre says:

    Given the Giselle bubble we are in right now, I think he’d do well to make that trade.

  11. guest says:

    Robin Hood event

  12. guest says:

    visiting all his fellow u-michigan grads working in the back office

  13. Guest says:

    We’re all Long leggy blonds

    –GS Commodities Analyst

  14. Lloyd B'fein says:

    To bend LB over his desk and give him the good shpanking he so richly deserves!

  15. Gsanal says:

    To be the lucky pierre

  16. guest says:

    “I get it, guys… you engage in a surveillance/front-running program and you are one trading session away from a perfect quarter and you try to play by the rules for ONE DAY and you blow the whole thing. Sucks, I know. Just know this: I’m still a bigger bitch than all of you.”

  17. GS Trader says:

    Update: He was wearing UGGs.

  18. Rdzilla says:

    LB: You wish you were me, don’t you?
    TB: I’ve won 3 Super Bowls, 6 Pro Bowl Selections, have multiple sponsorships, married a super model and have this rad hippy hair going on.
    LB: My scrot is gold and I do god’s work.
    TB: You’ve got me….

  19. Patriotsuck says:

    He wants to be a New york Jets

  20. guest says:

    looking at investment strategies for half of gisele’s $ when he dumps her when she gets old and fat

  21. Harris, Ronnie, & Joe says:

    Tom, call us, we have some advice to give you.

  22. Anonymous says:

    Lloyd is a HUGE fan of Stetson.

  23. Will says:

    Since the Volcker rule, Goldman Sachs Sales and Trading fails a lot. Best Prop Guys left the firm to start own hedge funds or to work as traders for HFs. And what is GS doing to avoid such things ? They´re hiring college sportsmen. This is the beginning of the end. You´ll see. JPM, Deutsche Bank and Credit Suisse will fill the gap GS is leaving.

  24. Brian says:

    There will be time, when GS will sucks more than UBS

    Second Divison College Football Player, working at Morgan Stanleys´s Back Office, sucking big swinging dicks and searching for the first love

    • Rdzilla says:

      Please see also: Second division grammar and second division humor. Keep sucking, fella.

  25. It’s not obvious? He’s at the desk because he needs a haircut.

  26. SXFnOE I think this is a real great article post. Awesome.

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