We have no idea but apparently he’s been spotted “cruising around the trading floor with a bunch of senior guys this afternoon, shaking hands, etc, with hair that looks like it hasn’t been cut in months.” Wild speculation encouraged at this time.
Update: Apparently he was there for the lunch of a charity he works for called “Best Buddies.”
It’s the hair, isn’t it?
He is on his first interview. Since he plays for the Patriots, they will not be asking him back.
I thought already worked for the Patriarchs?
Learning the coffee route and who takes it black, with two sugars, etc. He had to take something to get by during the lockout.
Probably marketing something for Avenue.
“I’m here to start my internship, this lockout thing has forced me to start up a new career in prostitution.”
Because he is a toffee nosed poofter.
I’d blow him no homo
Patriots releasing him in favor of Mallet. He is moving on and plans on starting his own hedge fund. He is visiting GS looking for seed money and/or a prime broker.
Given the Giselle bubble we are in right now, I think he’d do well to make that trade.
Robin Hood event
visiting all his fellow u-michigan grads working in the back office
We’re all Long leggy blonds
–GS Commodities Analyst
To bend LB over his desk and give him the good shpanking he so richly deserves!
To be the lucky pierre
“I get it, guys… you engage in a surveillance/front-running program and you are one trading session away from a perfect quarter and you try to play by the rules for ONE DAY and you blow the whole thing. Sucks, I know. Just know this: I’m still a bigger bitch than all of you.”
Update: He was wearing UGGs.
LB: You wish you were me, don’t you?
TB: I’ve won 3 Super Bowls, 6 Pro Bowl Selections, have multiple sponsorships, married a super model and have this rad hippy hair going on.
LB: My scrot is gold and I do god’s work.
TB: You’ve got me….
fail
He wants to be a New york Jets
looking at investment strategies for half of gisele’s $ when he dumps her when she gets old and fat
Tom, call us, we have some advice to give you.
Suck a dick Masshole
Choke on cabbage, commie!
Lloyd is a HUGE fan of Stetson.
Put down the sauce, Joe.
S. Kolber
Since the Volcker rule, Goldman Sachs Sales and Trading fails a lot. Best Prop Guys left the firm to start own hedge funds or to work as traders for HFs. And what is GS doing to avoid such things ? They´re hiring college sportsmen. This is the beginning of the end. You´ll see. JPM, Deutsche Bank and Credit Suisse will fill the gap GS is leaving.
There will be time, when GS will sucks more than UBS
Second Divison College Football Player, working at Morgan Stanleys´s Back Office, sucking big swinging dicks and searching for the first love
It’s not obvious? He’s at the desk because he needs a haircut.
Please see also: Second division grammar and second division humor. Keep sucking, fella.
Wells Fargo has quants?
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