• 09 May 2011 at 1:24 PM

Why Is Tom Brady At Goldman Sachs Today? (Update)

We have no idea but apparently he’s been spotted “cruising around the trading floor with a bunch of senior guys this afternoon, shaking hands, etc, with hair that looks like it hasn’t been cut in months.” Wild speculation encouraged at this time.

Update: Apparently he was there for the lunch of a charity he works for called “Best Buddies.”

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  1. Posted by Anonymous | May 9, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    It’s the hair, isn’t it?

  2. Posted by Anonymous | May 9, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    He is on his first interview. Since he plays for the Patriots, they will not be asking him back.

  3. Posted by Wells Fargo Quant | May 9, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    I thought already worked for the Patriarchs?

  4. Posted by Guest | May 9, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    Learning the coffee route and who takes it black, with two sugars, etc. He had to take something to get by during the lockout.

  5. Posted by Guest | May 9, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    Probably marketing something for Avenue.

  6. Posted by Eli Manning | May 9, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    “I’m here to start my internship, this lockout thing has forced me to start up a new career in prostitution.”

  7. Posted by Chompers | May 9, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Because he is a toffee nosed poofter.

  8. Posted by OnlyPatsfaninNY | May 9, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    I’d blow him no homo

  9. Posted by Belicheck | May 9, 2011 at 6:01 PM

    Patriots releasing him in favor of Mallet. He is moving on and plans on starting his own hedge fund. He is visiting GS looking for seed money and/or a prime broker.

  10. Posted by El Tigre | May 9, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    Given the Giselle bubble we are in right now, I think he’d do well to make that trade.

  11. Posted by guest | May 9, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    Robin Hood event

  12. Posted by guest | May 9, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    visiting all his fellow u-michigan grads working in the back office

  13. Posted by Guest | May 9, 2011 at 6:08 PM

    We’re all Long leggy blonds

    –GS Commodities Analyst

  14. Posted by Lloyd B'fein | May 9, 2011 at 6:15 PM

    To bend LB over his desk and give him the good shpanking he so richly deserves!

  15. Posted by Gsanal | May 9, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    To be the lucky pierre

  16. Posted by guest | May 9, 2011 at 6:25 PM

    “I get it, guys… you engage in a surveillance/front-running program and you are one trading session away from a perfect quarter and you try to play by the rules for ONE DAY and you blow the whole thing. Sucks, I know. Just know this: I’m still a bigger bitch than all of you.”

  17. Posted by GS Trader | May 9, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    Update: He was wearing UGGs.

  18. Posted by Rdzilla | May 9, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    LB: You wish you were me, don’t you?
    TB: I’ve won 3 Super Bowls, 6 Pro Bowl Selections, have multiple sponsorships, married a super model and have this rad hippy hair going on.
    LB: My scrot is gold and I do god’s work.
    TB: You’ve got me….

  19. Posted by guest | May 9, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    fail

  20. Posted by Patriotsuck | May 9, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    He wants to be a New york Jets

  21. Posted by guest | May 9, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    looking at investment strategies for half of gisele’s $ when he dumps her when she gets old and fat

  22. Posted by Harris, Ronnie, & Joe | May 9, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    Tom, call us, we have some advice to give you.

  23. Posted by Loch Capital | May 9, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    Suck a dick Masshole

  24. Posted by MidtownMonster | May 9, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    Choke on cabbage, commie!

  25. Posted by Anonymous | May 9, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    Lloyd is a HUGE fan of Stetson.

  26. Posted by Guesticles | May 9, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    Put down the sauce, Joe.

    S. Kolber

  27. Posted by Will | May 9, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    Since the Volcker rule, Goldman Sachs Sales and Trading fails a lot. Best Prop Guys left the firm to start own hedge funds or to work as traders for HFs. And what is GS doing to avoid such things ? They´re hiring college sportsmen. This is the beginning of the end. You´ll see. JPM, Deutsche Bank and Credit Suisse will fill the gap GS is leaving.

  28. Posted by Brian | May 9, 2011 at 8:51 PM

    There will be time, when GS will sucks more than UBS

    Second Divison College Football Player, working at Morgan Stanleys´s Back Office, sucking big swinging dicks and searching for the first love

  29. Posted by Nouveau Richie | May 9, 2011 at 10:46 PM

    It’s not obvious? He’s at the desk because he needs a haircut.

  30. Posted by Rdzilla | May 10, 2011 at 1:50 AM

    Please see also: Second division grammar and second division humor. Keep sucking, fella.

  31. Posted by Bess Fan | May 10, 2011 at 1:41 PM

    Wells Fargo has quants?

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