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Analyst: Avoid Ben Bernanke After He’s Hit Up 2 For 1 Drink Night At The Stone Pony

“If [Ben Bernanke and other leading figures in the Federal Reserve] really told us what they are talking about after three glasses of wine late at night, the markets would wet their pants and it would be all over,” Mauldin said. [CNBC]

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27 Responses to “Analyst: Avoid Ben Bernanke After He’s Hit Up 2 For 1 Drink Night At The Stone Pony”

  1. CoveredLong says:

    Bring it on tough guy.

    -Mr. Market

  2. 3? 3 barely brings me back to sobriety. 

    • guest says:

      who has 3 drinks at 2 for 1 night?

      • Guest says:

        Probably the same types of dudes that buy one signature executive suit at regular price and say “fuck the one that’s half off and your incredibly positive/almost religious-sounding commercials.”

  3. Trading Punches says:

    So that is a strong buy for wine and depends?

  4. Dr. Rosenrose says:

    From the perspective of one heavy social drinker, pants-wetting in no way means “it’s all over”. 

  5. Guest says:

    “markets” wetting their pants makes it move.

    • Anonymous says:

      but in what direction?

       – guy with two tickets open, sweating profusely, trying to get in contact with soothsayer Gartman to no avail.

  6. ExCapMoreBar says:

    This would never happen at Minetta’s.

    MD, Minetta’s Promotions

  7. Anon Boulder Resident says:

    Can I watch?

  8. Over The Top Quant says:

    Imagine four Jamesons, two-sided tape, crushed glass, a scorpion, and the bartender from Minetta’s…

  9. Guest says:

    I wonder if they say, “UBS doesn’t suck anymore!”

  10. Brian1284 says:

    I see Bernanke more of a guy who would slugs picklebacks on a 2 for 1 night rather than waste that type of special on wine.

  11. Troll says:

    UBS is great!

  12. Anonymous says:

    “Someday, I’ll be living in a big old city,

    And all you’re ever gonna be is mean.

    Someday, I’ll be big enough so you can’t hit me,

    And all you’re ever gonna be is mean.

    Why you gotta be so mean?”

    – Bernanke singing karaoke after 2 glasses of merlot

  13. Anonymous says:

    Pant wetting huh?  good thing I’m long Bonobos

  14. dumpus says:

    Markets will be wetting their pants?  I’m grabbing a shit ton of Pampers outs.
    – AIG Quant, C.F.A. Level 1 candidate.

  15. Bruce Springsteen says:

    It’s the Stone Pony, thank you very much.

  16. What would the markets do if he shot his mouth off during a 3-day levamisole bender?

  17. Billy Madison says:

    If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

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