These two were apparently spotted in Battery Park at 5:15am. Could be staged (Gray Pants’ head-in-lap looks a bit posed and he seems like he’s more sad than passed out) but if you were going to fake something like this, wouldn’t you step it up a little/lot a bit (save for the fact that it’s early in the morning, the duo/scene probably wouldn’t garner that much attention during lunch)? No one’s even missing any articles of clothing or giving off a scent of White Zinfandel mixed with remorse. Probably just taking a li’l nap and chose to do so outside rather than under their desks.
the lehm quant desk is pretty sweet
I cant believe Lloyd let them out for a nap.
Where’s Beeks? Where in the hell is Beeks?
No tie. Can’t be UBS.
And the one on the left is wearing pointy toe dress shoes so he’s either Asian or Eastern European.
UBS summer analysts, all excited about their new men’s wearhouse purchase that they decided to hit the town pretty hard to impress the ladies! Looking spiffy boys!
No, no, even with lights off… hmm not a lot of choices here…
Which one is the catcher?
Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Ah, praising the porcelain goddess!
Fake. Now where the hell is my updated LBO model and pitch book for our new client I signed on at 1130pm last night?
- M to the D
Wait a minute, what is my son doing there?
Ah come on, it;s just 2 asian dudes went to check out statue of liberty.
People have to sleep somewhere, but I would agree with those who feel these men are risking a vigourous raping at the hands of our local thugs.
if it’s fake someone should kill themself for how lame it is.
gray pants is not asian.
Can’t be. No cameras / large brimmed hats.
You have summer analysts update LBO models? Do you work in Stamford, CT?
They just came to the realization that working in the financial sector means living in New York.
Could be worse, fellas: could be Stamford.
Fuck Boston.
Be careful if you ever get a sleeper hold. The next day your anus will really hurt.
The one on the right is so ashamed at what he did to the guy on the left (who is checking with his left hand for anal bleeding) that he threw up next to his shoe
He must be black then, what?
Got to be either GS or Deutsche. Who else is left downtown?
“OMG MY CHASE CARD IS COMPLETELY FUCKING MAXED BRO!!!” – Bro on right when he wakes up
Gryphon Financial
Canuck fans.
Square-toed dress shoes are for Midwesterners and Germans.
Two new IT grads that had the rough realization their planned career paths do in fact fucking suck.
Chicks can not hold ‘dey smoke, dat’s whut it is
-Gary Wallace
Black Asian.
You haven’t lived until you’ve passed out on The Bull.
Guy on the right trying to figure out how to perform self-fellatio. Guy on the left, figured it out.
Blasian.
Tiger looking for a new career?
Finance says what?
It made you a total a-hole when we partied together.
-C. Murphy
what’s in the bag? two 40′s and shake shack wrappers
not Asian – neither are flashing a peace sign
If that shopping bag is full of twenties, I think we know why he is bent over and has his head in his hands.
No, he’s the guy with all the advice on getting first year analyst jobs at Piper. Made man for sure!
They’re UBS HR. Someone said they’d meet for an interview at Battery Park, 4am.
They’ve been there since 415am… the old “let’s meet up nearby after I get off work” routine from some strippers at NY Dolls… welcome to the City, kids
And no slam pieces, obvs. = fail.
actually,
these are lawyers. i can tell by the stench.
They met someone at Minetta’s…..
Their roommate hung a tie on the doorknob of their three bedroom converted studio. Where else were they gonna go?
Just two guys trying to blend in until they get the cue for the morning flash mob. The anticipation is making them quietly giddy.
goldman and DB are both downtown.
if they work for ubs, both
Tigger is a “cablinasian”…so he likes Nascar, can total his card at a glance and dance like Mr. Bojangles.
You how I know their gay? they passed out on a park bench instead of running on no sleep they pussied out and did even go home just passed out in the park. That’s such a non-new york thing to do.
You better examine you motives, buddy
Guess where you from, the analysts are pretty tough, huh?
Did you get married three times but have the same in-laws by any chance, buddy?
My Turn:
1) Galleon analysts that don’t have much to go on now that uncle Raj is no longer at the helm, motivating them
2) JPM just foreclosed on their sorry asses. They had no where to stay and decided to go on a bender to forget the tough times
3) Couple of rookies trying emulate high-rollers in Lloyd’s inner circle
Late night at ReUnion Bar…
Liz Taylor?
Asians never get laid at parties…
- South American Guy
is it really that light out at 5 a.m.?
a couple of Merrill Lynch Ops guys waiting for the chick from Craigslist who promised to bring a friend.