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Bernie Madoff’s Underwear, Ass Sell At Auction

Over the weekend, the US Marshals service held yet another auction of Bernie Madoff’s stuff, with the proceeds going to victims of the Ponz Master’s scheme. Previous items bought by bidders have included Bernie’s prized collection of mini-bar booze, his marital bed, and his belly button ring. This time, someone got a deal on his (used) underwear (14 pairs for $200) and a photo of an unidentified ass.

Thousands of buyers vied for items that once belonged to convicted swindler Bernie Madoff, with 14 pairs of underwear going for $200 and a photograph of a naked rear end selling for $4,600.

It’s unclear what type of undergarments Berns favored (though accounts by his former mistress, Sheryl “Honey Jar” Weinstein would suggest silk boxers, size small) and whose ass was featured, though it could have very will been Bernie, who was never bashful about dropping trou and who probably figured it’d be his gift to the universe.

Madoff’s Underwear, Naked Photo Sell At Auction [WPBF]

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  1. Stevie in Stamford says:

    Time to wash my whitie tighties and make them presentable just in case.

  2. OgreMan says:

    I only bid on sweat pants with mustard stains. 

    Spurious emission

  3. Dandy says:

    I like how he wears his pants.  Unzip the fly the hear the heartbeat – convenient.

  4. Guest says:

    Father forgive them, for they know not what they do

  5. Guest says:

    “a photograph of a naked rear end selling for $4,600″

    WTF?

  6. Anthony Weiner (D) says:

    Ponz, you are my muse

  7. Anonymous says:

    his golf clubs are already on ebay… theirs even a site for it http://www.madoffgolf.com

  8. Charlie Shame says:

    Bess, I know this is your all time favorite photo.It won’t surprise me that someday you have UnderWeinerWear as new fav

  9. Mark says:

    what abut the noose …. is that for auction ????