• 06 Jun 2011 at 12:38 PM

Bernie Madoff’s Underwear, Ass Sell At Auction

Over the weekend, the US Marshals service held yet another auction of Bernie Madoff’s stuff, with the proceeds going to victims of the Ponz Master’s scheme. Previous items bought by bidders have included Bernie’s prized collection of mini-bar booze, his marital bed, and his belly button ring. This time, someone got a deal on his (used) underwear (14 pairs for $200) and a photo of an unidentified ass.

Thousands of buyers vied for items that once belonged to convicted swindler Bernie Madoff, with 14 pairs of underwear going for $200 and a photograph of a naked rear end selling for $4,600.

It’s unclear what type of undergarments Berns favored (though accounts by his former mistress, Sheryl “Honey Jar” Weinstein would suggest silk boxers, size small) and whose ass was featured, though it could have very will been Bernie, who was never bashful about dropping trou and who probably figured it’d be his gift to the universe.

Madoff’s Underwear, Naked Photo Sell At Auction [WPBF]

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  1. Posted by Stevie in Stamford | June 6, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Time to wash my whitie tighties and make them presentable just in case.

  2. Posted by OgreMan | June 6, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    I only bid on sweat pants with mustard stains. 

    Spurious emission

  3. Posted by Dandy | June 6, 2011 at 5:00 PM

    I like how he wears his pants.  Unzip the fly the hear the heartbeat – convenient.

  4. Posted by Guest | June 6, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    You’re an idiot.

  5. Posted by Guest | June 6, 2011 at 5:02 PM

    “the hear the heartbeat”?

  6. Posted by Your You're Yor | June 6, 2011 at 5:17 PM

    It’s “your”!
    -BSC Grammar Quant

  7. Posted by I'm An Idiot! | June 6, 2011 at 5:28 PM

    No.

  8. Posted by Guest | June 6, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    Father forgive them, for they know not what they do

  9. Posted by Guest | June 6, 2011 at 6:38 PM

    “a photograph of a naked rear end selling for $4,600″

    WTF?

  10. Posted by Lord Humongous | June 6, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    For that kind of money, one could get the finest specimen of rear end, in the bed, doing naughty things, for a while

  11. Posted by Guest | June 6, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    what’s confusing you here?

  12. Posted by Anthony Weiner (D) | June 6, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    Ponz, you are my muse

  13. Posted by Anonymous | June 6, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    his golf clubs are already on ebay… theirs even a site for it http://www.madoffgolf.com

  14. Posted by Charlie Shame | June 7, 2011 at 2:05 AM

    Bess, I know this is your all time favorite photo.It won’t surprise me that someday you have UnderWeinerWear as new fav

  15. Posted by Stevie in Stamford to guest | June 7, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    jack …o…f…..f

  16. Posted by Mark | June 7, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    what abut the noose …. is that for auction ????